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River Warden

@riverwarden.bsky.social
86 followers 176 following 18 posts

18+, Just a silly pagan/animist loser in SW WI that likes being outside, hairy men, and hairy men being outside.

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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 1h
Background no one asked for: I've applied to 20+ positions in the last 6 months and have only heard back from a sketchy gas station that wanted to fire other workers to pay me $10 under the table. I'll try not to rant about it but damn, it really eats away at your self confidence and hope.
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 1h
Yee, got to call to cash out my third installment of inheritance today. Might actually have money for Christmas! Hopefully have a job before then too but at this rate probably not lol
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Otter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A tongue in the ass makes the friendship last. 🫡
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just doing some late-night studying
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ugh big bouncy hairy bellies, butts and tits make me so happy
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see bullshit in your future
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not to be all "boo hoo for me," but this gets really fucking old after awhile. Just like applying to jobs over and over and over and getting no response. Probably time to stop wondering why because it seems clear. No self-pity, just observing the evidence. "Just get new friends!" Lol where?
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the coolest things about living in a small town is how you already know half the profiles on grindr because half of them are exes and the other half are past hookups. Oh, and the DL "straight" married dads which make me guess at every straight married dad I see in the street lol
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sounds like a good plan
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I loooooove smalltown Grindr lol
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my favorite things about life is i went on a date with a cute guy one time about 5 years ago and now he has thousands of followers and an onlyfans lol he deserves it though, he was hot as hell
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dissociate-in-the-water time
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Leisure? As I attempt to map the macro- and micro-evolutions of belief throughout human history and prehistory? Leisure.
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Full moon tonight
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Numb tbh
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh hey
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Matty @meatier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A horror movie while laying on some big pecs would kinda hit the spot just sayiiiinnnnnn☺️
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Reqt @reqtangular.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t wanna be at work; I wanna be on my knees for burly, sweaty guys instead. 🥺
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The woods are full of cool things
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's hunting season again
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River Warden @riverwarden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ya find weird things by the river sometimes
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