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River Sova

@riversova.com
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Horror author. Swamp witch. Intersex & trans. He/xem. 100% meat-generated content. riversova.com

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River Sova @riversova.com · 29/09/2026
She’s finally arrived to join her sister. Many thanks, @tenebrouspress.bsky.social
Your Body Is Not Your Body and Your Body Is A Fever Dream from Tenebrous Press
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River Sova @riversova.com · 14/09/2026
I’d rather have my spleen carved out with a rusty fork.
An email from Google advertising that I have access to Gemini “AI” features.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 08/09/2026
Celebrating the end of a long weekend of recuperation and Star Trek Day in one go.
Star Trek: TOS screenshot from “The Enemy Within,” featuring Kirk’s slutty little green tunic
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River Sova @riversova.com · 05/09/2026
Ma’am you can’t park there.
Brown tabby cat sits between a keyboard and the edge of the desk. She is laying in ‘long cat’ position with front paws tucked.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 05/09/2026
How am I supposed to work under these conditions??
Brown tabby cat loafed between a human and their keyboard.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 04/09/2026
Germany -> Louisiana -> CNY -> NC -> SC -> GA. But most of my life was in CNY, and the Syracuse area has a goofy accent/dialect.
A dialect heat map with high heat on California and Maine.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 02/09/2026
One of my favorite marvel comics runs is the 2014-2015 Secret Avengers. It’s not perfect, but I keep returning to it as an example of all the things the MCU could never do. In this essay…
HAWKEYE: Who is running things now?
VLADIMIR: Some old white guy.
NICK FURY: Typical.
VLADIMIR: A bunch of them are trying to take control of SHIELD right now, actually. I estimate that we have less than 18 hours to safely retrieve Maria Hill and Jessica Drew before Maria Hill loses her job, Jessica Drew loses her life, and we all lose what you define as “existence,” although I could argue with —
COULSON: Is this the point where I ask what The Fury’s doing here?
VLADIMIR: it wants to retrieve its babies. We believe its babies are with Snapper. Therefore The Fury will help us free Maria Hill. Then it will…go free.
COULSON: Babies.
MODOK: Babies. I believe it had sex with whatever is in Tlön.
THE FURY: [alien language]
VLADIMIR: The Fury says it prefers the term “made love.”
HAWKEYE: Okay, our resident terrorist sex horror advisor — where are they?
MODOK: I don’t know. 
HAWKEYE: What
COULSON: What
VLADIMIR: What
NICK FURY: What
THE FURY: [alien language]
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River Sova @riversova.com · 31/08/2026
Hate to give you a new project but figured I should let you know that this is what it looks like on mobile Brave
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River Sova @riversova.com · 29/08/2026
Found one of these little guys in my bathroom at 3am. They’re sure, but FAST, and gave me a heart attack while trying to pee. Got him back outside and sealing that window tomorrow. (Picture ripped from Reddit because I didn’t stop to get a photo after chasing it for 30 minutes.)
Mediterranean house gecko
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River Sova @riversova.com · 28/08/2026
Working overtime this week.
Ben Affleck smoking meme.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 28/08/2026
My cat must have overheard me tell my coworker that she’s been “an angel” since moving, because she’s spent the last two days being a pain in my ass.
The criminal in question: a brown and white tabby cat laying in a cardboard box, in which is a cushion. She looks at the camera was innocent interest.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 23/08/2026
The silhouette of a cat sitting behind a curtain, in a window, at sunset.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 15/08/2026
Billboard reading ITS HARD TO BE GOTH IN THIS DAMN HEAT
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River Sova @riversova.com · 09/08/2026
Happy international cat day!
A tabby cat curled up asleep on top of a round cat scratcher/toy.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 01/08/2026
Local bookstore haul. Was searching for TBHH and Parable (success!), but the double feature of The Babysitter Lives and Killer on the Road was a surprise. I love double-sided books, they’re a fun format. @stephengrahamjones.com
Book stack. Top to bottom: Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler; The Babysitter Lives/Killer on the Road by Stephen Graham Jobes; The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones; trade paperback of Ms. Marvel: No NormalFanned out on a neutral gray background. Book stack. Top to bottom: Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler; The Babysitter Lives/Killer on the Road by Stephen Graham Jobes; The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones; trade paperback of Ms. Marvel: No Normal
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River Sova @riversova.com · 01/08/2026
A Georgia library PINES keyring card being held in my hand.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 19/07/2026
Sent this to a friend who said “display it on a wobbly table” and now I’m VERY amused.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 14/07/2026
I’m not normally a “dill pickle flavor” guy (unless it’s actual pickles” but I can’t argue with this combo.
Bag of Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle Flavored Puffs
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River Sova @riversova.com · 13/07/2026
Some people have cats, I have a furry facilities manager who is very polite but only speaks in screams and Morse code.
A brown tabby cat, loafing in a sun beam.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 10/07/2026
That’s ok, I don’t need personal space.
A brown tabby draped across River’s chest, fully in the way
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River Sova @riversova.com · 06/07/2026
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/stand...
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River Sova @riversova.com · 03/07/2026
Daily Duck update. She’s taken the move like a champ. I am just looking forward to my new mattress arriving so I can stop sleeping on this couch.
Tabby cat fully asleep, stretched out on a couch with one leg extended
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River Sova @riversova.com · 02/07/2026
Some things never change.
Tabby cat peeking out of a fabric cube inside a cube organizer.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 01/07/2026
Explorer cat
A tabby cat in the cabinet under a kitchen sink
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River Sova @riversova.com · 01/07/2026
For obvious reasons I won’t be posting a picture of my new home but please know that it is an ADORABLE late 60s bungalow. Waiting on movers to unload truck and then Duck can explore.
A large Dunkin iced coffee, mostly empty, next to a cat carrier.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 30/06/2026
Taking a break in some podunk gas station so I don’t doze off from road hypnosis.
A tabby cat peeking out of her carrier
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River Sova @riversova.com · 30/06/2026
BYE SOUTH CAROLINA
River and his cat in the cab of a U-Haul.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 22/06/2026
I cannot believe I didn’t post the pic
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River Sova @riversova.com · 18/06/2026
VOLUME UP FOR SNORES
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River Sova @riversova.com · 17/06/2026
“Fuck yeah sweaty clothes”
A brown tabby cat lays with front paws on stinky, sweaty clothes that have been thrown in the floor.A brown tabby cat lays with front paws grasping stinky, sweaty clothes that have been thrown in the floor. Her eyes are manic.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 13/06/2026
Fuck
Apple weather screenshot: Heat Advisory

Description
* WHAT...Heat index values up to 108 expected.

* WHERE...Portions of southeast North Carolina and northeast South Carolina.

* WHEN...From 11 AM this morning to 8 PM EDT this evening.

* IMPACTS...Hot temperatures and high humidity may cause heat illnesses.

Take extra precautions when outside. Wear lightweight and loose fitting clothing. Try to limit strenuous activities to early morning or evening. Take action when you see symptoms of heat exhaustion and heat stroke.

To reduce risk during outdoor work, the Occupational Safety and Health Administration recommends scheduling frequent rest breaks in shaded or air conditioned environments. Anyone overcome by heat should be moved to a cool and shaded location. Heat stroke is an emergency! Call 9 1 1.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 10/06/2026
My macro pad is back in rotation.
9 key macro pad with (left to right, top to bottom): encoder with mother of pearl inlay, 3 white keys, artisan with teeth, white key, purple 3d-printed rose, black 3d-printed rose, paw print.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 03/06/2026
Coming up on 10 years of working in tech and this remains relevant
Screenshot of tweet reading:
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. 

Tech Workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 31/05/2026
Local cat attempts to determine whether lizard is friend, cat, or furniture.
A bearded dragon and tabby cat sleep across from one another.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 26/05/2026
I think my obsession with gadgets started with texting my deaf uncle on one of these in the 90s
A TTY machine
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River Sova @riversova.com · 22/05/2026
Jesus fucking christ
Hackernews comment: This is an AI generated summary of a blog post (link) which is a summary of an AI generated article (link) which is a summary of another AI generated article (link) which is a summary of an article from The Verge (link). I guess it would be better to link the Verge article instead.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 18/05/2026
Oh to be a sleepy little cat
A sleepy tabby cat loafing in a cardboard scratcher with all her toys.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 09/05/2026
What a pain in the ass.
Mozilla HTTP Observatory report for riversova.com, showing an A+ score and 9/10 tests passed.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 08/05/2026
Weekend read. Saw the movie last weekend and enjoyed it, hope I enjoy the book as much.
A hand holding a paperback copy of PROJECT HAIL MARY by Andy Weir
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River Sova @riversova.com · 01/05/2025
why is my whole timeline about piss
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River Sova @riversova.com · 27/03/2025
I knew Duck would like her window perch but I underestimated how much she would like it.
A brown tabby cat sleeping in a window perch.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 19/03/2025
Me @ my coworker a couple of weeks ago but remains true most days.
Discord messages: 
I am trying to be very zen
Let go of the last few days
Focus on the future
But also I’m a hater
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River Sova @riversova.com · 14/03/2025
Supervisor is always sleeping on the job.
A brown tabby cat curled up in a cave-like bed.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 19/01/2025
I don't post about Misty (orange) and Duck (tabby) often, but they're doing great. 💕
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River Sova @riversova.com · 19/01/2025
My 2025 vibes so far
Sign in a store window reading: "Nude psychic readings and tax advice"
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River Sova @riversova.com · 11/01/2025
Reached “certified hater” status right before the TikTok ban goes into effect.
An error message from TikTok reading: “you reached the maximum number of blocked accounts. Review the accounts you blocked in settings and privacy.”
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River Sova @riversova.com · 04/12/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 26/11/2024
Board room meme. A man at the head of the table asks “how do we respond to the success of Kendrick’s Not Like Us?” Three people at the table reply. First, a man: “write another diss track.” Second: a woman: “sue the music group and Spotify.” A third man says: “keep quiet and work on new music.” Cut to the man at the head of the table staring down man #3, then man #3 being thrown from a window.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 25/02/2024
Marking to men be like
Two 17oz bottles of Duke Cannon Supply Co "Thick High-Viscosity Body Wash." The left is named NAVAL DIPLOMACY. The right is named BUFFALO TRACE.
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River Sova @riversova.com · 12/12/2023
Tommy is coming for you, Max.
A photo of Tommy, the giant crab mascot at Myrtle Beach's Giant Crab restraunt.
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