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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 4h

I guess the new line of Herophones™ moved away from touchscreens because good golly are these two pushing a lot of buttons for me!!! Absolutely incredible work, amazing dialogue and posing. This is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the week and most likely many more times in the future.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 8h

Dude, they're not going to be allowed into any governments as long as Labour and Tories still have the option to wine-and-dine Reform voters instead. They consider anything left of Conservative Labour the enemy and they would have found or invented a reason for it no matter what the Greens do.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

While GoT is an objectively correct answer, the ending of How I Met Your Mother retroactively erased one of the biggest sitcoms of its generation from everyone's collective memory so hard that people always cite Game Of Thrones as the example for "popular show ruined by its last episode(s)".

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Does the coffin open when you wake up or does it deflate and shrink until it forms another tight shiny layer of spooky themed rubber around you and a new coffin pops out of a chute for the next night?

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I vote that regardless of anything else, everyone getting bit by you gets a pair of big shiny rubber bat wings that are stiff and inconvenient when it's funny but also wrap around them to form a tight shiny rubber dress or form a cocoon to brainwash ponies with their swirly rubber inner membranes.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They're definitely getting my business, what a doll~

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Golly, that looks adorable. I bet they're going to learn so many things together!

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I feel like in literally any other context, if you told a teenager they have to pick up a six figure debt and sit on it for several years before they'll be allowed to apply for jobs above minimum wage, you'd still blame teenagers for it.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I found a PMD Dungeon with Leppa Berries I would probably go feral and abandon all other duties, too. owo

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That's an incredible sequel. X3 I also immediately started picturing Muncher (the Joltik) just out of frame hopping after her to the same rhythm and catching those sparks she makes right out of the air again.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He got so mad he almost stopped circumventing Congress to send Bibi more billions of dollars, but then he realized he'd have to stop sending cops to universities to beat up and arrest the people most likely to vote progressive for the next several decades and he didn't want to give *that* up.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And RTGame was never seen again after being assaulted by a gang of notes which may or may not have been hired by Rin. Excellent art, you really nailed the vibe of the stream.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is Galacon a beerfest just because it's in Germany?

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's kind of baffling because at this point I find it hard to believe that most of those people still have a sense of self-awareness. I thought they'd already pulled each other into the delusion that it really is that great, so I'd kinda expect more of them to proudly post their sound slop.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Netanyahu interprets every mildest most spineless criticism as an attack equal to a military invasion. Biden could have politely asked him to maybe try and stop his soldiers from posting snuff and he would have interpreted it as an announcement to cut all support forever.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rebreather (Rubbreather?) gag filled with hypno gas and rubber scent that spreads a bit more rubber across your body and a bit more swirls through your lungs with every breath you pull from it until you're a fully obedient work(sea)horse.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I wanted bigger problems solved I probably wouldn't vote for the guy who puts his energy towards punching down on a non-issue in order to appeal to fascists, then. But hey, if you really think the number of trans people and their supporters is negligible, you shouldn't need their votes, right?

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"When you wrote an expense report for a business suit..."

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We'd really prefer if you wait until after the election, so people can pretend that you already did it before the election and they won anyway despite you.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

NTB, how would you even have time to put away your toys if she barely lets you stay up long enough to play with them all.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The "absent the sexual assault allegations" bit really ties it together. Making a Blue No Matter Who admonishment post with your own line that does actually need to be respected already drawn in.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That looks super good, love the expression and the colors.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Seems like the people your party (and also Labour) have been repeatedly saying should be listened to over their reasonable concerns have decided to give a practical demonstration of said concerns for you to listen to.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh by the way there isn't actually a winner by points. If you made stickies four times you're a four times loser and get four portions of mush. >:3

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If we keep demanding that our politicians stop saying the same things as the nazis whose masked goons are dragging people into unmarked vans, we'll never get someone into office who can run the masked nazi kidnapping squads properly and with a respectable veneer!

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Triple weakness to atomic wedgies: – I'm a bullyable nerd – my dorky briefs are rubber and thus extra stretchy – I can't even make a logical argument against some bully yanking them up over my head because they are still, technically, covering an ass

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"The left hasn't apologized" is a wild thing to say after a decade of Democrat establishment showing that they infinitely prefer working under Trump than having any kind of connection to progressive ideas. They would have absolutely loathed winning with the left instead of losing to Trump.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They'll fight for the 40% side of a 60-40 issue if it's the conservative side.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That's a really great story to go with some amazing art. One of the best hypno short stories I've read in a while.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Plundering thousands of gems from over two dozen different nations(?) seems like the bigger deal here tbh.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I guess as long as you still have minorities you can throw under the bus you don't have to pretend to think about promising actual progressive policy changes.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Muslims and immigrants were targeted, but only for the first 300 months and however much longer you can get away with it.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can't believe you're dreaming about wearing pants instead of your huge poofy diapers.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Because the danger they're warning about is that the typewriter monkey who in half a decade hasn't managed to kludge together a single notable work will soon uncover the secrets of cold fusion.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Or musical chairs but each chair has a diaper on it that wraps around you as you sit down, so with every round it gets harder to waddle in all the layers. Also the music keeps you from realizing that there's as many chairs as players and you're five rounds in without anyone getting eliminated.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I doubt this will have any effect on a larger scale but it might turn out amusing to compare the publicized press releases of "oh noes our AI went rogue, it's too SMART and POWERFUL!!1!" and the court statements of "well yes of course we told it to do that and had to hold its hand throughout".

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What if you're actually a widdle Zorua who's trying/pretending to be a trainer (still a prodigy of course) but you're only strong enough to disguise yourself as smol humans and all the kigus are to cover up mistakes you still sometimes make in you disguise?

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They can also never point at a single good product. It's been around for half a decade (or feels like it at least) and all they can try to sell you on is [thing you don't know enough about to tell how much AI fucks it up] and [thing so complex it needs full studies to tell how much AI fucks it up].

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm glad you drew it, it's an idea that needed to be drawn and you did an amazing job at it. I wonder how long it'll take her to figure it out (and how many other spells from that book she can try in that time)

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I wouldn't be fully surprised if the word "justify" does the heavy lifting in that study; if they counted only articles and threads on how the justice system isn't holding billionaires and other fascists accountable while ignoring posts going "we're gonna kill folks, what're you gonna do about it?"

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

What if they accidentally grill the cartoon latex gloves along with it and it turns the skinny cartoon girlies wide and soft and also shiny?

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Gosh that's a beautiful gal and a wonderfully fluffy tail.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

False equivalency, firefighters spray hundreds of gallons of water at high velocity and barricade whole properties, while arsonists usually just use a small flame and maybe a bottle of gasoline before quietly leaving. We can talk about arson once everyone has disavowed firefighters and sent us $20.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The mold is whispering in her ear that she can be Dolly Parton now.

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riverroad.bsky.social @riverroad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"If it worked it wouldn't still exist" may sound stupid but on the other hand it working is the reason they're trying so hard to make it disappear.

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