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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I spent just shy of 20 mins talking with Mitch McConnell about IRAN, UKRAINE, the situation in MAINE, and even a little bit of Senate history. At around the 20 minute mark, however, my fingers got tired of working the ouija board

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

“Say Something Normal” ❌

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

We may have blundered our way into a massive strategic failure in Iran, but hey, at least Hegseth can do a lot of pushups

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Trump just cut a midterm ad for every Democrat in America. bsky.app/profile/fact...

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Earlier today, Trump pardoned a turkey named Gobble. If this is anything like his other pardons, someone needs to keep an eye on Gobble and separate him from the underaged poultry

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Betcha Brian Glenn is more uncomfortable than Zelensky in a suit right now…

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Just watched an elderly man with dementia wander up on stage at the UN and ramble on in gibberish

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I guess thoughts and prayers

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

So I was wondering how it came to be that Melania is hosting this AI event at the WH. Turns out Sam Altman was trying to explain the various types of AI models to Trump, and Donald just heard “models” - so he decided that Melania had to host.

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Glad to see Trump is taking the time away from his golf schedule to weigh in on really important shit like the Cracker Barrel logo

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Taco didn’t really have to fly all the way to Alaska if he was just going to agree to every single thing Putin wants and get nothing substantial in return. He could have just sent an email.

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The main question I have about this DC takeover by the national guard is where are the Epstein files?

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Ron Desantis is basically the mayor from Jaws.

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Are we sure all this focus on Epstein is the right play? Seems like we’ve tried this like 7 times already and Trump always ends up selling himself as some kind of persecuted warrior to his brainless base. Why not keep the focus on the bad policies that will hurt his base?

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

The Epstein files are in a state of quantum superposition. They exist and don’t exist at the same time.

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

So the timeline is this: 1- We will release the Epstein files 2- We are working on releasing the Epstein files, it’s a lot to go through 3- There are no Epstein files 4- Stop talking about the fucking Epstein files, they were written by Democrats Am I getting it right?

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

If this bill passes, Democrats need to make sure the stink of it sticks to every republican that voted for it.

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Schumer announcing that he got the name changed on the “One Big Beautiful Bill” reminds me of those old Geico commercials- he should have just told us he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance.

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Whoever made those clips of Trump’s deranged posts being read with Emperor Palpatine’s voice should keep on doing it

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Folks, folks - we’re looking at this all wrong. I mean, YES we have a new war in the Middle East, and YES prices keep going up, and YES we are deporting the workers and not the criminals, and YES jobless rate is climbing… -BUT- We legit stopped a Trans girl from getting a fencing trophy

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

So much for Trump’s imaginary gas prices of $1.99 a gallon

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Somewhere out there, a very confused Jose Padilla is wondering why JD Vance was expecting him to show up at a press conference and ask a question.

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

It’s officially summer and time to start planning for this year’s war on Christmas

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Since Trump decided not to acknowledge Juneteenth, here ya go HAPPY JUNETEENTH, ESPECIALLY TO THE SICK AND VERY STUPID DEMOCRATS THAT SEEK TO ERASE OUR GREAT HERITAGE BY REMOVING CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS. WE WILL PUT THEM BACK EVEN GREATER THEN BEFORE!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

So let me get this straight - Trump will decide if things are so urgent and dangerous to our national interests so as to compel us to bomb another country…in two weeks?

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Remember when politics was boring?

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Yesterday, in an increasingly dangerous world, the commander in chief briefed this year’s graduating class of army officers on the risks involved in selecting a trophy wive

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

I thought it would only take the one phone call to end the war?

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

When South Africa sends it’s people, it’s not sending it’s best

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Does anyone know where RFK Jr was?

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

I just learned that Pope Leo has an asshole MAGA brother in the family. He is so much more relatable now

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

So after a positive jobs report, this is now the Trump economy and not Biden’s? But, just this week on Wednesday it was Biden’s economy? Did I get that right?

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Don’t like the news? It’s fake. Don’t like the polls? Rigged. Don’t like the election outcome? Also rigged. Don’t like the market reaction to your policies? Fed’s fault. Can’t end the war in Ukraine like you promised? Biden’s fault. When does Donald Trump take responsibility for anything?

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Trump is having just as many phone calls with Xi as a nerdy 13 year-old boy has with his “girlfriend from Canada”

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

I was starting to feel impressed by the level of detail visible in a planetary landscape when viewed through the Webb telescope - but then I remembered I was just looking at a zoomed in photo of Kristi Noem

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

MAGA: “Tell me when the stock market ever jumped 3,000 points in just one single day with Sleepy Joe? You can’t. Trump’s a genius!”

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I’ve always been morbidly curious about what would happen if my 78 year old, senile, Fox News-watching uncle were put in charge of the global economy

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I have a 100% trade deficit with my dentist. I buy services from her but she buys nothing from me. Therefore, effective immediately, I will be tariffing my dentist at 50% of the value of her services. I will go ahead and charge myself an extra 50% at my next cleaning. Did I get it right?

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I keep hearing from Trump supporters that he plays “3D Chess”. I am fairly sure he would lose at tic tac toe

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

When Trump is finally done with us “Hawk Tuah coin” will be worth more than the US dollar

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Can’t remember the last time I saw CNBC break out the all-caps font on their website.

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

An old fat shit stain just single-handedly wrecked the economy and is now off to play golf

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

MAGA, as Dow drops 1,000 points: “but…but…but Hunter Biden’s laptop!”

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John Thomas @riverrat71.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

On this Liberation Day, let us give thanks to President Trump for liberating your 401k from value

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