River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I like making the pouch go flat through the vacuum powers of my face hole 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Anybody would look up 'are houseflies territorial?' If they'd had the morning I've had. 021
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Winston, your face is a lot more lopsided than it used to be, before you became a regular in my bed. 100
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Im fixin ta string this string all over tarnation. 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Real pants usually have a pigeon pocket and pajama pants usually dont. 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Eating the shark coochy and then blowing it in the molten glass. 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025All they need is meat and they can be a person. 020
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Allow me to stack my ankle in a more human configuration. 020
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I pulled my phone out and did it in front of you lol 100
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I've just realized I've enlisted an innocent man into a wishes laundering scheme. 020
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Every day the amount of condiments grows further from god. 100
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 05/04/2025An independent skeleton? In this economy INTERROBANG 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Blue feet are attractive in the boogie community 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The fact that I have a crazy rating list for the anvil things I've seen says a lot about me as a person. 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I'm not going to audient my own defenestrating. I need a 3rd party audience to witness me. Witness me! 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I try not to blow spit bubbles in public unless I'm showing off. 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 02/04/2025They don't expect their cookies to have any sensory awareness at all. 010
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 24/03/2025That's like needing more training, but needing more pigeon. 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025The belch wafted delicately from her lips, almost independent of her diaphragm 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I thought you meant the lemons were wearing socks!!! 010
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Theres like an oxygen mask situation going on here, only with pee 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025And he still has his other eye, I stuck it in his nose. Just in case. 010
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 08/03/2025It's like when you go to a thrift store and buy a cool lantern and then you get possessed by a highway man. Ya know! 001
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 08/03/2025This was followed by a bunch of laughter and "I'm so autistic." 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Throwback Thursday quote from fb: I don't know why I think every foreign object in the road is an alligator. 010
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025If I ever have the energy to remake myself I'm going to call it a Riverlution. 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I've eaten a lot of vegetable platters and never gone into anaphylaxis shock 000
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I think human fur is usually referred to as hair. 010
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025They do come equipped with tiny shivs on their faces. 020
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I just make up stories, it's not my fault that you believe them. 010
River Quotes @riverquotes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Yeah, that Gundam has never dropped its phone in the toilet. 010
