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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

DC gets like 5 versions of that sunset a year but I guess it's cool that nycels are getting a taste of the good life...

RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

now I'm not holding out hope but it is possible that the impending fuel crisis and broader political climate will recreate the material conditions that Texas Chainsaw Massacre was born of. probably not whatever curry barker is about to put out, but something...

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

can anybody recommend a podcast that I've already been listening to for 3+ years

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I wonder what the next advancement in street lighting technology will be that makes people pine for the off-white LED tones of their youth the way people are currently eulogizing sodium-vapor bulbs

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

anybody know why all my fellow air travelers wait until we're boarding a flight that was fitfully delayed over the course of 7 hours to turn into mentally syphilitic hogs incapable of understanding concepts like boarding passes or seat numbers

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

thinking about the HBO last of us adaptation. how do you fuck up so bad that you have me going "noo bring back neil druckmann ☹️"

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

are video games art or just a crude entertainment commodity? the debate settled: Art IF: lots of reading, full frontal male nudity, ambiguity, TASTEFUL female nudity (sideboob, distant silhouette, etc) Commodity IF: weapon customization, skill tree, "sports car"

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

these quizzes always guess that I'm from CA/NV. erroneously, btw. I think it's because those areas don't have a very distinct accent and mine is very close to General American, albeit with a few eccentricities (hello, pen/pin merger)

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

certain algorithms have been showing me lots of asoiaf fandom content lately which is the first time I've really been exposed to fandom in a few years and it will never get old how much those people love to reimagine characters to fit an, uh... afab nonbinary cultural tradition, if you will.

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

it was quite sick and twisted of hazelight studios to premiere with A Way Out and then seemingly shift to making games For the Whole Family™ forever. my girlfriend and I love couch co-op games please let us play something that doesn't also have to be palatable for an 11 year old

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

there's a certain amorphous but immediately recognizable genre of videos that does a really helpful job of marking its viewers as only partially ensouled. police body cam and interrogation footage, "catching scammers", kids doing something cute on home security cameras, etc.

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

love getting served shortform video feuds between construction workers and electricians. well it's actually always construction workers talking about how effete and gay electricians are, they're preoccupied with it really.. some type of yaoi going on there for those with the eyes to see

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

simply not true. it is an unceasing task.

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

i understand the issues that a shrinking population size can cause re: worker shortages, social security collapse, etc, but it nonetheless feels really weird when people talk about how to "solve" a behavior that seems to be a universal reaction to rising quality of life.

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

my girlfriend has endured this rant multiple times but man I would actually really love to use something like the lightphone if it wasn't a fake detox phone for rich people and actually let me use things like an internet browser and NFC

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I don't think I'm even really trying to grow a big following for my photo stuff rn but it's soo bleak regardless that the only way to do that seems to be like, short form bts content. pleaseee don't make me wear meta glasses while I fondle a tripod. if anyone hears me recording a voiceover I'll kms

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I keep forgetting there's a new season of house of the dragon airing until I scroll past a screenshot of those freaky long-haired incestniks captioned like "I know Rheagonaeia did NOT just come for Beatteraeons peasant militia nachos like that 🫣🥴"

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

compiling a list of beloved (by me) mid-tier actors to star in a hypothetical movie designed to be the most critically reappraised 8 years after release film of all time

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

deeply conflicted because I believe that the ascendency of El-Sayed and politicians like him is a step towards a better, in fact socialist future, but having to sit through the sickos of this site and the world parroting pithy lines about the power of reading (and capitalism) in the meantime........

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

okay i've done a pretty good job of reverse-engineering and fine-tuning an archaic method of photography but I do need to remember to actually take good photos with it now

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

at this level of trend saturation it would honestly be brave to stop browning your butter, that person would be a hero. not me though my cookies are about to be nutty and complex

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

my muffin is too big so I'm eating it with a fork and knife #Borrower #WearingMyM&MPacketDress

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

knee-deep in a project zomboid binge rn and loving it. I will play the hell out of this game for a couple weeks every six months for the rest of my life

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

are they actually hoping and/or succeeding in bringing in a new gen of children with this current resurgence of atla properties of is it just childhood-scented mud for people in their 30s to roll around in? I mean I fear I know the answer but.

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

me and my friends know how to have ethical lolcows but we don't need to get into it

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I predicted some co-use issues when she claimed my desk chair as her favorite sitting spot but apparently she doesn't care

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

finished reading The Sisters Brothers the other day and was left feeling kind of aimless and weird. looked up some discussions on it and it was mostly people saying "yeah it was good but left me feeling aimless and weird!"

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

my only doordash/ubereats opinion (besides the normal stuff like you're morally weak if you use it regularly) is that I miss the exclusivity of pizza and chinese being The Delivery Foods

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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 02/01/2026

Imagine a man arguing with a door, forever

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

an underrated part of the internet getting rotted out by ai is how the description on every other eBay listing is now a copy-pasted chatgpt summary of the item in general, often with the "would you like to dive deeper on this topic?" still attached

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

500+ screenshots of "decay exists as an extant form of life" in here and not a single pjackk post. it's genuinely hopeless for you people.

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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 17/07/2026

E539.4.1 Ghostly chair in cellar jumps up and down on three legs, points with fourth at spot on floor.

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

being on tumblr from ~2016-'22 is like an extremely low dose of whatever makes people act like this, but it's mostly too embarrassing to get in your head about. yes I'm friends with the person who coined "blorbo" but there's zero way to mentally spin that as me being a cultural string-puller

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

city-based nationalism is one of the less harmful forms of nationalism but also one of the most annoying

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

it's always unpleasant to realize that someone is an Animal Freak. that weird knob of child-like emotional dysregulation protruding from a, usually, otherwise normal personality.

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

the combined prayer power of 15 years of "please please please let obsidian make another fallout" overflowed in strange and bad ways

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I don't know what it is about it but I just do not respect anyone who owns electric salt and pepper mills. A switch flips when I see them.

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

when the seemingly chill and tech-literate guy goes on vacation and suddenly his instagram story starts looking like some short grain rice.......

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

thinking about Wake in Fright. Such an effective and grotesque movie. thinking about how they tried to ethically film a real roo hunt for that one scene and had to sabotage it because the men they found to do it got too drunk and evil with it. what a movie.

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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

it’s her week

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The old man is explaining to the young man that sometimes it's better, more rewarding, to imagine what's behind the paywall than to see what is on the other side, and how he patreon bankrupted himself on podcasts. The old man is interrupting the young man attending a wedding to say this, in 1834

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

all the books are fanfic now and all the soda is mormon. all the mayors are socialist, though... idk, idk i'll get back to you

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

having typed absolutely nothing, my gboard suggests that I be a messy little homo

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

rdr 2 could have been one of the best stories in video games if it wasn't so obsessed with player freedom. it's still up there imo, but we could be talking like top 3 of all time if things were different.

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Southey Blanton @southey4senate.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

My six year old is obsessed with tornadoes. He watches old news footage and this is the art he makes that we put on our fridge.

Image drawn by six year old North Carolina native Escher Blanton saying “it’s gonna hit the daycare” which is now a catchphrase in our house for terrible things.

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RiverPiracy.org @riverpiracy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

making my post-apocalyptic movie about how lame it is to protect your family and the virtues of roving gangs

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