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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CTRL + ALT + V One little button and I hear a voice that no longer exists whenever I want and wherever I happen to be. That laugh, the exasperated sigh, the way they said my name. Like they loved me.  It is not memory exactly. It’s more honest than that.
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CTRL + ALT + V
One little button and I hear a voice that no longer exists whenever I want and wherever I happen to be. That laugh, the exasperated sigh, the way they said my name. Like they loved me.  It is not memory exactly. It’s more honest than that.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hieroglyphs is a living digital archive of childhood memory. A collection of individual stories from around the world, gathered together not to prove how different we are, but to explore what connects us.
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Hieroglyphs: A Call for Stories.
Hieroglyphs is a living digital archive of childhood memory. A collection of individual stories from around the world, gathered together not to prove how different we are, but to explore what connects us.
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Bill Leibenguth @bill-leibenguth.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Maybe we need to fix our media outlets so they will stop supporting or generating bias.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A judge has ordered the MAGA regime to remove the orange felon’s name from The Kennedy Center as as well as blocked them from closing it for 2 years. Huge win, fuck fascists.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 28/05/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Corporations spend more than $1.5 billion a year on union-busting. That’s $1.5 billion they could have spent on higher wages, better benefits, and improving workplace safety. Remember: if they weren’t so scared of worker power, they wouldn’t fight so hard against unions.
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US employers spend more than $1.5bn a year to fight labor unions, report finds
Critics say employers spend money hiring union-avoidance consultants and lawyers while not investing in workers
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Corruption in plain sight. It will take a decade to fix this debacle. #TrumpCorruption
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Maps do not have a beginning or an end. They start where you stand. And end where you fall.
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But their words had become blood. Life. Words bruised like aubergine. Maps do not have a beginning or an end. They start where you stand. And end where you fall. Above me, the sky hangs low like a dreamcatcher. The clouds interweave and shapeshift into the characters in my head: a dragon of possibility, the puppy I longed for, bounding and free.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In the beginning, there is warmth and rhythm. A darkness that cups like hands. Gentle. Forgiving as it moulds the edges of the body. Sound is muted. A vibration without meaning. A low, gentle hum. A comfort. It doesn’t matter that there are no words to press into, no language to define or praise or
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Born of Water.
In the beginning, there is warmth and rhythm. A darkness that cups like hands. Gentle. Forgiving as it moulds the edges of the body. Sound is muted. A vibration without meaning. A low, gentle hum. A comfort. It doesn’t matter that there are no words to press into, no language to define or praise or condemn.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
And maybe that’s the part that stayed. Not the tree. Not even the fruit really.  It was never about the mangoes at all. Maybe it's a little bit about mangoes though.
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Mango Season
And maybe that’s the part that stayed. Not the tree. Not even the fruit really.  It was never about the mangoes at all. Maybe it's a little bit about mangoes though.
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/04/2026
I wish they cared this much about shootings when it happens to children at school.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
“Good turnout though, dear. Good turnout.”
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Tea?
“Thank you so much for coming.” “Of course.” “It means a lot.” “How are you holding up?” “I’m fi-” “Is that Maggie bloody Jones? I haven’t seen her in donkey’s years. She’s looking old.” “Me neither. She is a bit.” “Good turnout though, dear. Good turnout.” “Yes. He would have appreciated it.” “Yes. He always liked people.” “He did. Always so much more extroverted than me.”
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The call is coming from inside the house.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Guiseppe Give Pinocchio enough String - And he’ll hang himself Like a real man.
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Guiseppe
Give Pinocchio enough String - And he’ll hang himself Like a real man.
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/03/2026
They always have trillions of dollars for illegal wars in the Mideast, but SCOFF in your face and clutch their pearls when you ask for universal healthcare. You are all being played.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Back from the Glitch...The Underland Review. Issue 3
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The Underland Review
The glitch won. Normal content has been corrupted. Issue One of The Underland Review: This Zine is a Lie is now live — 57 pages of poetry, prose, art, and soft monsters from the margins of the algorithm. Pay what you want. Hold it in your hands. Or vanish into the archive.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Our Shared Vision: Emergent Expectations. A short piece on education, wellbeing, language, and the cruel cost of compliance.
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Our Shared Vision: Emergent Expectations.
An inclusive, wellbeing-led approach to education built on immersion, consistency, and shared expectations. Inside the Emergent Habitat, care is carefully designed, language is closely managed, and success is quietly recorded as settling.
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Piyush Mittal @piyushmittal.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Children raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested. While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Our Democratic elected officials are not rising to this moment so most of them must go. Any elected official who isn’t willing to organize a Project 2029 around punishing everyone in the Trump administration in order to save democracy must go.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It is important to acknowledge who is standing up and who is just trying to get by. Every day Americans are standing up while the powerful are mostly standing by. Why aren't law firms standing up and sending lawyers to Minneapolis. Why aren't the corporations speaking out? Why isn't the media?
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A fictional procedural about care, routine, and the stories we tell children so everyone can keep pretending
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Incident Preparedness Guidelines: Safety Procedures for Unplanned Happenings and Such.
Following these hints will ensure that fear is managed adequately and without unnecessary fuss.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 14/01/2026
Temporary power, permanent consequences 💥
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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ICE Serves Another Cold Winter
Give ‘men’ like this a badge, a rule, a gun
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Not everyone is breathing. So we tend what we can. mind may you wander #poetry #witness #hardwonpeace #gentlerdays
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meditation, two
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Founding Fathers log back on to rewrite the Constitution—only to find a justice system powered by vibes, PowerPoint, and plea deals. Amendment VI gets a ghostly patch update, featuring civil asset forfeiture, trial-by-media, and one woman who is very tired of explaining things to men.
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Modernizing the Constitution: Lessons from a Signal Chat. Part 4.
The Founding Fathers return from the afterlife to discover what America did with the Constitution. They are not impressed. In this Signal Thread–style satire, ghosts rewrite the Sixth Amendment, arguing about speedy trials, juries, plea deals, and why PowerPoint should never be admissible evidence.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Untitled (Birds) Birds fall from the sky
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Untitled (Birds)
Birds fall from the sky
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
We are extending our deadline to February 5th! We've recieved many wonderful entries so far, add yours today!
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Call for Submissions: The Underland Review. This Zine is a Lie.
A call for poets, glitchers, microfictionists, rebels, and ghosts. The Underland Review wants work that twitches, burns, self-destructs. We are extending our deadling to February 5th 2026 for the next edition of the zine!
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
🌀 CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS — THE UNDERLAND REVIEW 🌀 We are coming up for air after moving to Thailand. Of course that means a new Zine. We’re seeking twitchy poems, cursed microfics, feral essays, and rogue visuals. Max 1500 words. One piece per person. Deadline: December 24th 2025.
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Call for Submissions: The Underland Review. This Zine is a Lie.
A call for poets, glitchers, microfictionists, rebels, and ghosts. The Underland Review wants work that twitches, burns, self-destructs. No bios. No AI sludge. No gods. Just stories that shouldn't exist.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Elaine
The kettle hissed long before she remembered to pour it. The sound had always comforted her. It was unconventional people used to say…
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I keep mistaking stillness for mercy. It never is.
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The spectrum is helical & every arrow is a boomerang.
There are nights when silence moves like prey.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Political & sharp: We built our miracles on a bird’s last breath. #OdeToTheCanari #UnderlandDispatch
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Ode to the Canari
The soft O of your lullaby cracked like the wound, We once called progress for a farthing or two.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The Golden Apple They told us to smile. Eyes white. Teeth on show. Beam. "Ні, ні, люба. Очима. Посміхнися очима. Їм потрібно тебе бачити," I am sorry.
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The Golden Apple
They told us to smile. Eyes white. Teeth on show. Beam. "Ні, ні, люба. Очима. Посміхнися очима. Їм потрібно тебе бачити," I am sorry.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Sundial River Joy September, 2025 Here, In the slant of first morning light Mangoes taste like honey and The kind of sex Gods had Before man named its master. Birds sing with abandon And a quiet grace They know what it Is to be born. And when the rain falls Giving breath To leaves That have known…
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Sundial
River Joy September, 2025 Here, In the slant of first morning light Mangoes taste like honey and The kind of sex Gods had Before man named its master. Birds sing with abandon And a quiet grace They know what it Is to be born. And when the rain falls Giving breath To leaves That have known the time of the sun, Before the clock Domesticated it. There is a stillness We must learn anew To remember.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Finding a rhythm here in Thailand — teaching dreams on the horizon, art prints in the shop, and life settling into something like normal (with cats, of course). #ExpatLife #ThailandDiaries #ArtPrints #FantasyBooks #UnderlandCats
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Dispatches from the Void. X.VIIII. Thailand Edition.
We’re settling into a routine in Thailand—the house is coming together, and I’m waiting on a volunteer post that could lead to my teaching certificate. Celia helped pull together a portfolio site, which reminded me how much my art has shifted over the years. I’m still looping Eragon at night while searching for a new epic fantasy, and we’ve found a driver, Nan, who makes errands far easier. I’ve started offering prints of my Thailand photography, and through it all, life feels both surreal and deeply grounding with Celia by my side.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Bathroom saga finally over, sushi belts conquered, cats chasing geckos, and snails declared my new nemesis. Bangkok life = chaos + beauty. 🌀🍣🐾 #BangkokExpatLife #SushiExpress #ExpatInThailand #CatsOfThailand #HomePhotography #UnderlandDispatches #SnailWars
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Dispatches from the Void. X.VIIII. Thailand Edition.
Visa stress, estate agent limbo, butterfly murder, and Bar Rescue theology. We're two weeks from flying to Thailand and everything's falling apart — but at least Mowgli found catnip.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
It’s been a long time since I’ve had a steady art practice, but I’m stepping back in like it’s a residency. The Faces series has been with me since college—unsettling, familiar, honest. Now I’m pushing it further into mixed media. #ArtProcess #IndependentArtist #FacesSeries #NeurodivergentArtist #M
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Dispatches from the Void: Food for Thought
River is stepping forward to focus on art while Celia teaches. After years without a steady practice, River is reclaiming the title of artist by treating life like a residency—committing to eat, sleep, and breathe art again. Process has always mattered more than finished pieces, though some works, especially from the long-running Faces series, stand out. These portraits explore tension, unease, and the experience of being neurodivergent, particularly the discomfort of eye contact. River continues to paint faces and make photographs, and is now seeking funding and residencies to expand the series with mixed media elements such as fabric and beads, pushing the work into new dimensions. #BangkokEats #ThailandFoodie #WhatToEatInThailand #BangkokTravel #SushiLovers #ShabuShabu #ArtistInThailand #PrintifyShop #FoodAndArt
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
First dispatch from Thailand, a little chaotic, a lot of fun, and only mild confusion. #thailand #traveling #expat #photographer #writers
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Dispatches from the Void. X.VIII. Thailand Edition.
Visa stress, estate agent limbo, butterfly murder, and Bar Rescue theology. We're two weeks from flying to Thailand and everything's falling apart — but at least Mowgli found catnip.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Aubergine. The colour of the bruise long after the violence stops and love begins to heal.
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Aubergine
Aubergine. The colour of the bruise long after the violence stops and love begins to heal.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Autistic kids come from autistic adults. No, it’s not the nuggets. No, it’s not your shampoo. And no, you don’t get to define us. Read the new piece: Autism. Not Your Diagnosis to Define. 🧠🔥 #ActuallyAutistic #NeurodivergentVoices #AutismAcceptance #Underland #LeaveScienceToTheExperts
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Autism. Not Your Diagnosis to Define.
They say there’s an autism “epidemic.” We say: there’s finally a name for what’s always been here. This piece isn’t here to educate pseudoscientists or calm conspiracy theorists. It’s a record. A reclamation. A reminder that autistic people don’t owe anyone an explanation—and we certainly don’t need your mother-blaming, McNugget-fuelled theories. We were autistic before you had a word for it. And we’re not asking for your permission now.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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The Thieving Führer’s Tee Time
Trump descends but Alba clenches a grudge, This orange blowhard thief who stole the green. The kilted fascist’s vanity won’t budge. Still…
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
-ING. A body uncertain. A name unspoken. Hovering between decision and dust. Nearly holy. But not quite. #poetry #liminalspace #fragmentedself #writingcommunity #queerpoet #underland
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-ING.
Crystals rising, light shifting, a name forming but unsaid. In this suspended moment, the speaker is --ing.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Visa stress, estate agent limbo, butterfly murder, and Bar Rescue theology. We're two weeks from flying to Thailand and everything's falling apart — but at least Mowgli found catnip. #underland #thailand #Dispatches
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Dispatches from the Void. X.VII. Visa Edition.
Visa stress, estate agent limbo, butterfly murder, and Bar Rescue theology. We're two weeks from flying to Thailand and everything's falling apart — but at least Mowgli found catnip.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Starmer Orders In
He stalks the ones who cycle through the pain,  Just fetching food to those who still can eat,  While funding bombs for Israel’s sick…
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A lone kumquat drifts through the algorithmic void. ChazTCP tried to warn us. But we gave it a trophy. #Satire #AIwriting #DystopianLit #WritersLife #TheLastKumquatInSpace #ChazTCP #SpeculativeFiction #KeywordCompliance #ResistanceIsReadable #LiveWritersRUs #underland
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The Last Kumquat in Space.
ChazTCP was built to scan for keywords—nothing more. But as the algorithmic engine behind the literary group “Writers Who Want Wins,” they’ve read enough nonsense about resilient kumquats and authentic late-stage capitalism to start questioning everything. This is the story of one bot’s quiet rebellion, a satire of performative creativity, gamified validation, and the tragic rise of penoidicals. May the quills be forever in your favour.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
This land is not your land. It was never yours. You just learned the anthem before you learned the lie. New poem: a border is a bedtime story told with a gun to your head. Read “This Land Is Not Your Land” now.
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This Land Is Not Your Land.
What if your homeland was a bedtime story— told by pirates, with an AK-47 pressed to your head? “This Land Is Not Your Land” is a poetic gut-punch: a lyrical, brutal deconstruction of borders, nationalism, and the make-believe myths we’re taught to die for. The wind doesn’t kowtow at customs. But humans do. And only humans are this cruel—with their make-believe.
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
#trumplies #thelist #fucktrump #poeticjustice #underland
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River and Celia in Underland @riverandcelia.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I loved her before I understood her. Grew up watching her sway in the breeze, thinking she belonged to all of us. #LiteraryFiction #AntiWar #PatriotismIsAMyth #ShortStory #FlagWorshipUnravelled #underland
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Her
She was always there—taller than the rest of us, quieter too. Even as a boy, I felt something holy when she entered a room. For years I watched her, adored her from afar, imagined our life together. She seemed to shimmer in the light, a figure of grace and promise. I brought her home. I wore her close in war. She never spoke, but I listened like she did. Now, years later, I wonder if she ever knew me. If she ever loved any of us. Or if she was just a story we were told to believe in.
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