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River Keyes

@rivdawg.bsky.social
19 followers 34 following 165 posts

Mostly into video games, motorcycles and some other third thing.

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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
That’s a hell of a mustache right there
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Oh dang I didn’t realize that somehow. I just bought it on switch and didn’t think twice about it.
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I’m still confused as to why Hades 2 wasn’t more popular
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I think my biggest disappointment in gaming this year was the new Mario kart surprisingly but honestly the stuff I like had a solid year
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It’s that some free to play crap?
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Dude I just picked this one up last week it’s pretty sweet right?
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Oh yeah you’re right, his ending in endgame felt so final I guess it just got into my head that he had died of old age or something
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Yes
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Oh cool death isn’t permanent! Just like real life!
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Seems like a pretty clear question to me. Am I missing something?
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
He’s describing a game that doesn’t exist lol this is just a quote about wishful thinking
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Woah if these work then this was a great idea!
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Oh man, I picked up this game a little late and I’ve only got one episode left. It’s a masterpiece…
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Fingers crossed for hades 2!
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Yeah that pretty much sums up 2025!
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I just started dispatch a couple days ago and it’s all I can think about now lol it’s sooooo good
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Aaaaaaaaaaaand it’s cancelled
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
That quote seems like an oxymoron
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This seems like an awfully grim portend of the coming apocalypse
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
RIP
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I feel like no man’s sky might do a better job of getting you to the fun parts of space
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I’ve been having the same problem
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Just out of curiosity what does “fully functional” mean in this case?
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I switched to YouTube music a couple years ago and I’ve been super happy with it! My wife and I had YouTube premium anyways so it just made sense
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Aren’t there snakes in this movie? Seems like a missed opportunity lol
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
That’s a great idea!
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
This guy DEFINITELY has something to hide about his shampoo right?
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Luckily the “best Benoit Blanc film” is a suuuuuper high bar lol
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This looks awesome! I wishlisted it right away
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Isn’t letting other people make steam machines part of the problem they had last time though?
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Oh dang I might have to pull out my old record player
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Luckily we have rich people like him to bravely stand up for our future AI overlords
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
At which point Sony will decide that the PS2 actually sold 180 million lol
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
At the prices the headsets are coming out at I’m certain there’s a feature to block peasants from your view while wearing them.
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Take this shit back to Twitter where it belongs
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This is a great collaboration!
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This is pretty rad, Disney sure knows how to get at my inner nerd.
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
It’s interesting to read Todd’s take for sure but I’m a little surprised that they “spent a lot of time” on the dialogue in Fallout 4
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I tip my hat to you sir
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Well she is one of the worlds foremost scientific minds so this checks out
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I’d like to propose “moon morons” as an alternative
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This is interesting, I sure hope it’s not in reference to a handheld console because the “cross buy” tag implies that some games won’t be…
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Hope flicking
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I think it’s unlikely that a New Vegas 2 would live up to fan expectations at this point anyways. Kinda like Half Life 3 once it’s taken long enough then it becomes impossible to live up to everyone’s hopes.
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Got my fingers crossed for this one!!!
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Damn… this guys work kept me fed for a while. RIP.
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is the sort of integrity I like to see in games journalism
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hey pal, do you think it’s worth getting the version with the SD card? Just wondering if I’d need to install an OS if I don’t get it.
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Well I struggled to get through the article because the ads kept reloading and taking me back to the top…. But I replayed halo 1 with a friend recently and trust me it needs a sprint button and this guy needs to chill out.
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River Keyes @rivdawg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
What?! I didn’t know Tom swears! He’s like a teddy bear that says fuck and I love it
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