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Ritz The Secretary Bird

@ritzthebord.bsky.social
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It's the bird with the word, how ya doin? Hopefully will be your favorite voluptuous bird. Also 22. If you're under 18 go away. Grew up mostly red neck but got the city slicker life in my later teens. Highkey a gooner, apologies.

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Spowte 🦅 @spowte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AVGN 🕺 🎨 by @pizzaowl.bsky.social
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Wyntrovert🪶🔞 @wyntrovert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Parrot Taking a Shower in the Sink
ALT: Parrot Taking a Shower in the Sink
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Decided to draw some porn of my synth named Keith. Nothing is better then robots and snakes, synths are the best of both worlds. Also like my first time drawing a meat stick, also like my first time drawing something that's gooner and not vore. #synth #art #furry #robot #porn
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Your Least Favorite Son 🏳️‍🌈 @leastfavoriteson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A meme of a pot of mac and cheese up close with the caption over it reading " I'm a whore for Mac and cheese 🙏 "
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🦖⁉ @introdilegold.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the culture shock of being isekai'd somewhere where people aren't shy about their bodies
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this is what the dess's bat darkner will be in chapter 6 because i am toby fox trust me bro
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
(Reupload cause I forgot a lot of details sry) Asked a person who is WAY better then me at art (@callmeeretro.bsky.social) to give me homework. So I decided to my sona as a Still life from the Backrooms. #Art #Furry #Bird #Backrooms
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chickensnpies @chickensnpies.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
silly bird!
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Elliotttttttttttttttttt @armorsphere.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'm like a baby duckling. I'm sorry to my friends who have many OCs, but I imprinted on the first one I met you as, and now they are you. I'm so sorry my brain is like this, but I will make scared duckling noises until I see that oc again
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RayJ ☕️🍰☸️📿@ BLFC @theroguez.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
secretary bird maned wolf
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Woblyear @woblyear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Putting the bi in bird
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Saphiretail @saphiretail.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Birds! Rate my loaf #bird #birdart #furryart #loaf
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🦜 Decoy @decoy.fluffy.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/05/2026
play resonite play resonite play resonite play resonite play resonite play resonite play resonite i do a dance for you play resonite play resonite play resonite
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Decided to throw my hat into the ring for an old meme. (Reupload cause I fixed minor detail.) #furry #meme #art #avian #bird #synth
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💫👹K a s u • S e i🌸 @kasusei.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
My bby Dante He is a Dove and i love him 😫
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☄️¡𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙮𝙍! (COMMS CLOSED) 🔞🦜🩵 @meatyr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
ADHD be fucking DAMNED XvX feat. @ryofox.bsky.social
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink
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Lia @iliadele.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
you just lost my respect my guy #antiai
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I lowkey really want someone to put a bird hood on me while I'm energetic to calm me down.
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Drew some porn.
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☄️¡𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙮𝙍! (COMMS CLOSED) 🔞🦜🩵 @meatyr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
POV: You told Mitch you were stressed out and tired 🦜🩵
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I DON'T EAT HOOKERS!!!! APPPRRILL FOOOLS AAHAHAHAHA!!
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
if you’re an artist don’t call your art a “quick doodle” even if it is because it’s always so much better than anything i can do and really demotivating
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Felt very limited with my art and decided to change my brush and made it so my lines actually have pressure. Opinions? #art #furry
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Magnus @pamfractivities.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Man I'm glad Vegas from Fallout isn't real
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Pixel / Ke'ahi ✨️🦝✨️ @gryphonkatsu.com · 12/06/2025
vore furries when you draw a mouth with a little *too* much detail
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Birdley @birdbrad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
SECRETARY BIRD
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Random doodles while I draw something serious. I have no clue what this guy is but I fuck with him heavily and I've decided to name him John. Lil guy is a jester.
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Roatel? Trivago (Set) @setproto.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
More people should be roats Everyone's hotter as a roat
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I have the humor sense of a man in a propeller hat with a massive lollypop. That or straight EVIL coded humor.
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Your local Mamabirb @mealbirb.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
i can confirm this item works as it say i physically appeared in front of the cats and got my ass beaten, im never falling for this again (lies, i would fall for this again for sure)
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Pixel / Ke'ahi ✨️🦝✨️ @gryphonkatsu.com · 18/02/2026
Oops, I made a new character Pirate birb :>
an anthro secretary bird with a pirate's outfit. the main motif of her clothes is purple and gold with a red tattered sash wrapped around her waist. Her name is Ophelia Tattersail
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Unattended robot, rats, birds and reptiles will be eaten/vored. I don't make the rules but I gotta enforce them. :)
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QWEAVEN UNIVERSE @qweave.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
its a bird-eat-everything world out there...
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Praying and hoping the people I know IRL don't find this shit. Most of my family & friends think I'm Asexual. On another note I love being the lil guy in peoples eyes who can do no harm. :)
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Matsure @matsure.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Doodle of a new avian OC #furryart #furry
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Ritz The Secretary Bird @ritzthebord.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Been practicing a lil bit so here is some half decent doodles + an old drawing I really like I did for a buddy.
For a buddy Ashkore.
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perfectlyNormal @perfectlynormal.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Thought it was about time to overhaul my sona. Never did give them a proper ref, or name for that matter. I feel like I've really ironed out a lot of the issues with the old design and done a lot of changes/additions that I'm really happy with! Can't wait to draw them more~
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species: Secretary Bird
gender: Yeah, maybe
height: ~7ft / ~210cm
weight: despite their size, light enough for just about anyone to lift
Mellow by nature
Loves yo create
Likes beak rubs and kisses~
Fussy about their appearance, always trying to keep their crest feathers neat
Makes funny noises if you tug their crest feathers :)
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