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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 29/09/2026

Similarly, Aldi’s corn dogs the other day were chicken-based ones; didn’t look to see what the regular franks were made with for comparison

Aldi’s Bremer range of, if I remember correctly, frozen products (wife wanted them, don’t usually check the frozen stuff myself) - the Corn Dogs, 6 to a box, are honey-flavored “batter wrapped chicken franks on a stick”

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 18/09/2026

Have had my suspicions for quite some time, but don’t remember if I ever actually articulated them:

Jon Arbuckle, looking down with an open grin.

Susan Taxpayer, looking down at an Orange Monday comic strip with an open grin

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 16/09/2026

Empty belly Empty head I’d like both To get fed

A nude Rita lies on its belly on a couch.

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 22/05/2026

Gotta get my pizza baking - the rumblies in the tumbly are overwhelming

Rita denoted a chocolate cake in five minutes. She was very nude.

The cake could’ve been finished sooner if she’d have just gotten the spoon before and wasn’t trying to look cute.

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 18/05/2026

Make sure to keep your pups and puppy-girls well-hydrated in this weather, folks

Under the shade of a tree, Rita, her transition-lens-glasses, and her border-collie-corgi mix Nellie Breen loom over you, the viewer.

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 17/05/2026

Inexplicably, I've had this lying around on my disk since about 2020, though it looks like you've got pizza boxes handled (still have the SVG, too)

A texture for the top of a pizza box for "Pietro's Pizzeria" - a fictional pizzeria I evidently had Pietro, the fraudulent brother from the episode of SMB:SS with the live-action episode titled "Fake Bro"

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 16/05/2026

Even during war, can love bloom on the battlefield (I probably need a source port to have the tolerance to better handle metal gear solid’s controls these days)

A tastefully-nude Rita (blonde and spectacled) smooches the nose of Nellie Breen, a borgi with whom she is engaging in tug-of-war with

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 12/05/2026

Always gotta love that stripey goodness, speaking from experience

Rita, a soft, spectacled t-girl adorned with stretch marks along either side of her reasonably-hefty tummy, which is working its way towards overflowing over the denim cutoff shorts she made. Also, her tits are out.

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 09/04/2026

The remakes of films really do always try to have flashier stunts than the original, don't they

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 03/04/2026

Agreed (@grindagoat.bsky.social's pizza dough recipe has been a game-changer - used a double batch to get a thick crust, but ended up having to toss in the last of some rice flour; worked fine, though)

A slice of a pizza with a thick crust, slabs of mozzarella, chunks of that kind of melty cheese that comes in a block to fill the gaps, the meat from one drumstick (was enough for the whole thing), and slices of a green pepper.

The plate the pizza slice sat on (it was shared while typing this between the dog and I) is being held over a beige C64-style keyboard. Also a grey mouse.

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 05/02/2026

The glamorization of deception - a tale as old as time (Image from @cheapshow.bsky.social, episode 81: Cockabonkers!)

A snippet from a 1975 Top of the Pops annual's interview:

"I'm an easy-going geezer, but for years I've been trying to hide the fact from people that I had a few brains. If you are hampered with brains in this world, you will inevitably finish up skint.

"Fortunately, over the years, I have increased my animal cunning. So I am now totally filled with animal cunning."

The full page of the TotP interview with "Jimmy Savile: The Daddy of the DJs"

*shudder*

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 18/08/2025

…which makes the obsession with Al paradoxical, since every output is a “final draft” due to how they work, yet each “draft“ invariably requires more iterations I’m highly susceptible to choking in SRB2Kart races, if I even *get* to a podium position, but the enjoyment is in the race itself for me

Mr. Rogers is drawing a house on an easel-bound paper. “I’m not very good at it,” he says, “but it doesn’t matter.”

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 10/07/2025

Forgot they were new additions to @maddieringtail.bsky.social's system and had a range of 90's figures come to mind

The butchest Star Wars figures the last decade of the 20th century had to offer, featuring such characters as Brawn Swolo, Brody-Wan Chodi, Duke Skygunner (in both his farmhand and safari outfits), Sasquatch, Glando Emission, and Greedo

(Image source is this eBay link, in case you want your own: https://www.ebay.com/itm/285157951191)

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 05/07/2025

Keep sliced cheese away from this woman (or don't; I'm a rat, not a cop)

A screengrab from The Simpsons S05E04 (Rosebud) of the Simpson household. Homer, donning naught but a pair of briefs, has been up all night soldiering through 64 slices of American cheese in the kitchen, one remaining, his body fighting with every ounce of strength it has to reject the cheese that continues to enter it, to the point of temporary blindness.

Not pictured: a ~100-year-old nuclear power mogul and his sycophantic assistant, who have been on Homer's ceiling all night in the efforts to steal a disheveled teddy bear from a baby

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 05/07/2025

Making exceptions in one place becomes a slippery slope towards permitting it elsewhere, until it's everywhere (moreso than it already is), and I suppose the technological equivalent to the "Nazi bar" anecdote (since I can't find the original source, I've added it below for quick reference):

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you.

So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, “no. get out.”

And the dude next to me says, “hey i’m not doing anything, i’m a paying customer.”

and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, “out. now.” and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, “you didn’t see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them.”

And i was like, ohok and he continues. “you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it’s always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don’t want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it’s too late because they’re entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.”

And i was like, “oh damn.”

and he said “yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people.”

And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven’t forgotten that at all.

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 04/07/2025

Don't know where the connection between Cat Peach and otters came from in my mind, but now this exists as a result

A sketch of Princess Peach as an otter - essentially just a southern sea otter with Peach's ponytailed hair and crown on hind legs

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Rita 🏳️‍⚧️ @ritawattson.com · 21/11/2024

Possibly obligatory knockoff of these to mention whenever the subject of troll doll knockoffs comes up

A troll doll with a shocked/appalled face and He-Man-like muscular body, held in front of Ashens' brown sofa, littered with an assortment of other knockoff He-Man figures

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