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Risto the Aristo

@ristothearisto.bsky.social
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I play games and block art selling fuck nugget spammers. If you're trying to sell me your shitty ass art, you can go fuck yourself. www.tiktok.com/@ristothearisto www.twitch.tv/aristoristo www.youtube.com/ristothearisto

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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Fuck it, I reviewed #TimHortons Cinnamon Croissant Muffin and the Oreo Peppermint Hot Chocolate on #Twitch. It's pretty good shit. #review
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
You know what, fuck it: I reviewed some dog food from #Arbys #thegobbler #macncheese #Review #twitch
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW79... fuck it, I reviewed the Outer Worlds 2. #TheOuterWorlds2 #Obsidian #gaming
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The Outer Worlds 2 Is Actually Good
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I carved a pumpkin on my Twitch stream because I'm a fucking idiot. His name is Fat Jack. Enjoy.
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
youtu.be/WOLn2dv0OQo i did a video. yikes. #bloodlines2 #review #gaming #vampirethemasquerade
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Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 is BORING
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Shamefully shameless promotion of a Black Ops 2 video I did, please enjoy. youtu.be/PNBp-gG_6AQ #blackops #callofduty
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The Last Golden Era Call of Duty
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
🔴Daily annoyance with another live posting from yours truly. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo Live on #Twitch with Dying Light The Beast #DyingLightTheBeast Come say fuck!
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What the fuck. Going live on #Twitch with some #DyingLightTheBeast 🔴 twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
streaming some Metro Last Light Redux on #Twitch. Fuck it. 🔴🔴🔴www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I'm late but bout to fulfill my destiny as a fucking slob and review a lunchly on #twitch . If I shit myself, it's Logan Paul's fault. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo 🔴🔴🔴
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
🔴Absolute fucking idiot streams Silent Hill 3. Join in why dont'cha? www.twitch.tv/aristoristo #twitch
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
🔴Going live on twitch playing some old shit because I'm fucking dusty old. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo #twitch
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I worked on another vid. yikes. youtu.be/D3fljHFCbIk #youtube #ps2
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Movie Based Garbage - Reservoir Dogs (PS2)
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
🔴Hello. I am streaming a game on #twitch. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
To all the graphic designer bots who are followed to me because they are trying to sell me trash: Go eat a fuckin' dick.
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈PricePotato RADICAL RODENT! 🐁💽🥔 @pricepotato.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Live now playing Chrono Trigger come by and say hi! www.twitch.tv/PriceP0tato?...
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Critical_Damage_Studios @criticaldamage.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Xbox players finally getting to play helldiver's 2 😂😂😂 #helldivers2 #xbox #promosky
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
🔴Always shootin' my shot. Playin some wolfenstein 2 whatever title, colossus. don't know. #twitch www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
goin live on twitch with bullshit and MGS Delta 🟥www.twitch.tv/aristoristo #twitch #MetalGearSoliddelta
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
🔴 #Twitch asshole plays Metal Gear Solid Delta. www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
🔴🔴🔴fuck it, goin live on #twitch twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
youtu.be/xkvMvq34oUU final part of my socom videos. no more lol RIP Zipper. #youtube #socom #sony #playstation
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The Series Sony Wants YOU To Forget - SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs (Part III)
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
What's this? more #Twitch streaming shit? www.twitch.tv/aristoristo Live, say hi maybe say something stupid? 🔴🔴🔴
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Aeryn Nyx @aerynnyx.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I received some beautiful Aeryn art from my dear friend @lirabeeart.bsky.social today! And yes, we coincidentally came up with Vogue covers for Aeryn around the same time--Lira's art and my recent gpose. It's tough sharing a brain sometimes! 😅
Illustration of Aeryn in an elegant, sleeveless black dress with delicate patterns.   She is pictured posing on a magazine cover resembling Vogue.  The text on the dark red cover says "Artfight tips with Aeryn Nyx," "Advice and experience on playing BG3 with a friend that has low perception" (referencing Lira's constantly missing things in game),  "13 reasons to choose pineapple on pizza" (Lira hates pineapple and I find it funny), and "150+ best looks and poses for gposing and drawing."  The QR code links to Aeryn's carrd.
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
🔴🔴🔴🔴 Idiot wearing a hat goes live, chaos ensues. (Playing some old Call of Duty on PS2) #twitch www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
youtu.be/HDiB5WejGbg I did a second video on SOCOM. #sony #youtube #ps2 #socom
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The Series Sony Wants YOU To Forget - SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs (Part II)
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
🔴🔴🔴🔴guy with hat goes live on #twitch, you won't believe the results! twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
playing some shit on stream. 🔴🔴🔴 www.twitch.tv/aristoristo 🔫 #twitch
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
youtu.be/5zYEHzBTqww the shit I did to make a vid for #SOCOM. Bring it back #Sony #playstation
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The Series Sony Wants YOU To Forget - SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs
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Aeryn Nyx @aerynnyx.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Post a ffxiv meme made by you Garlean Yelp review: "WoL Pizza is forged of falsehoods. Its toppings are built on deceit. And its crust is an instrument of deception. It is naught but a cheesepull of lies."
Image of a pizza box with a posterized graphic of Aeryn eating a slice of pizza with the words "Warrior of Light Pizza" and "Hot & Fresh."  There's also a checker pattern on the sides and a quality seal.
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
🔴🔴🔴 More Castlevania on #Twitch www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
youtu.be/plm23rbW8mg i did a fucking video on #Youtube on a game that is shit
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The Worst Game I've Played On The PlayStation 3 - Genji: Days of the Blade
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Playin some more Castlevania shit. 🔴🔴 on #Twitch www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
These fucking digital artist spammers who try to weasel into shit on Discord, Twitch, bsky, Twitter, fucking everything, with their shitty ass MS Paint level garbage make AI art look more and more enticing every day. Go get a job you fuckin bums and stop trying to scam people.
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I made a fucking video, check it out! youtu.be/lwFK8ylERPg?... #youtube #bulletwitch
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I Will Never Play This Game Ever Again - Bullet Witch
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
🧢Live on #twitch & #kick www.twitch.tv/aristoristo with some PS2 Castlevania shit.
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
🔴🔴🔴the gun arc continues on #twitch www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
shootin guns n shit in battlefield 6 beta. stop on in for some bullshit. 🔴🔴🔴 LIVE at www.twitch.tv/aristoristo #twitch #Battlefield6
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
more socom. 🔴 www.twitch.tv/aristoristo live
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
🔴#Twitch shit with more SOCOM (of course) www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
come join in on the vtuber retirement stream where I shoot guns and shit... also fuck you art dealing bitches. go eat a dick, son. #twitch www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
🔴 Live on #Twitch playing some SOCOM 2. Crazy right? www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Being a dirty fuck in my midlife crisis arc with SOCOM US NAVY SEAAAAAAAALS on #twitch Come join in on the fun? www.twitch.tv/aristoristo
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
LMFAO this shit came out? I forgot about it
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
To add to that, what happened to shit like Generator Rex. lmao I felt like I remember commercials for that shit and it just abruptly disappeared without me ever seeing a single episode on TV. Where's my GR experts at to explain the fucking lore of this shit in a 2 hour YT video?
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I took an edible and started fucking tripping remembering commercials from the 2000s that would play on adult swim and randomly remembered one for this fuckin site. Gametap. Did anyone actually use that?
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I keep forgetting to promote myself but: I did a video on Prey and DOOM the Dark Ages on my ole YouTube channel-o youtu.be/CIf5tll70RI
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So How Was Prey?
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Don't really post so here's a post. Unremarkable, right?
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Me and my homie Sir Blackbeard Randall Cobb fucking around in Reisenjima doing Voracious Resurgence
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Risto the Aristo @ristothearisto.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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