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Risque Fiasco

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I enjoy gardening, dogs and chickens. BMX and swimming.

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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Pauline to tackle H5N1 with bird visa ban
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Despicable 🐓❤️heathen 🕎 owned POS.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Winter is on its way & in some parts of Australia that means rabbit season. If you cut your catch at the neck and tear the pelt off in one piece, you can catch that heat with your jacket open and then zip it up quickly b4 you sheath your knife & bag dinner. Follow 4 more budget ideas!
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
OMG, Meanie! Show some credibility! Tiger very clearly swerved to avoid the fire hydrant and lamp post who were about to run into the street. He is a hero and did nothing to earn your scorn.
A street lamp and fire hydrant being told off after causing Tiger Woods to crash his car to avoid hitting them.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Don't litter, your rubbish could end up anywhere from the River to the Sea..
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Qld is flooding, From the Rivers to the Sea!
Qlueenslands pathetic little Davy Crisafulli and his Boer mate Bleijie love  genocidal zionists so much, they banned words.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@albomp.bsky.social zionist ar$e kissing b1tch sends Aussies to War.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Josh Burns says the near universal support among jews for the 'jewish nation state of israel' is not linked ro rising antisemitism. The Blood washes off our hands, absolving the chosen says Josh.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Can you get out of my backyard please. 🤨
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
JFK was supportive of Israel, but not slavishly. So they killed him.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Proof, It doesn't pay to be good. 1st Bukkake Lady to address UN Security Council.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A Pink washed Mardi Gras sucks and the entire committee should be lynched. Mardi Gras is for Protest not PinkWashing. Jesse Matheson the puerile President should visit an unsafe beat in Lakemba.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
ASIO interviewing many suspects, Mike Burgess says he won't stop pulling feathers until he knows which of this group made the PM poop his pants.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Complete thug, gangster strangely promoted by ABC
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yesterday I nominated a couple of other questionable builers for Trump's tower, but this is Gold, they are meant for each other.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Welfare recipients with no other income are over the threshold for Public Housing assistance in Qld. What a terrible and punishing government we have.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Did you ask Clippy?
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I googled Australia's 'best' builder for Trump Tower, and recommend the foundations be poured by Niche Living (WA) and the tower be built by BGC Housing Group.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
An AI take on this chap. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Me too!
In this image - P&O Arcadia. A cruise ship accused of transporting 'me' to Australia. P&O stubbornly refuse to apologise to the Australian people to this day.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Pauline Hanson has always reminded me of a Seagull. If I ever meet her, I hope I have some chips to toss at her feet. and a search revealed I'm not the first to think it!
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Australia is under attack. Load your guns, let the killing begin. Rabbits are at plague proportion in some regions.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I found what you need!
This image shows a 'Gay Fashion Designer' . He is mending one of Coachs' favourite outfits, at 9pm after she stalked the neighbourhood and heard his Singer. Clever Coach. He now feels empowered.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
www.msn.com/en-au/news/a...
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
1985 - NSW Housing Commission, we had a couple of former Wallabies! on a mostly ocker staff, with a Vietnamese, Lebanese, Iranian, Spanish, Chinese/Russian, Italian & more added to the mix in Admin. Our team leaders right arm was affected by thalidomide & 'Barry' had a OOC Teddy Bear fixation.
Created by Anthropic Claude; Here he is! 🧸 Our guy in all his glory — massive frame barely contained by his office chair, wild unkempt hair going every direction, squinting happily at his monitor. His desk is loaded with bears (including a tiny one peeking from his shirt pocket), shelves line the walls with more of his collection, bear posters hang behind him, and a couple more have toppled to the floor. He's even got a little angelic bear floating above his head with a halo — the man is at peace in his natural habitat.
Teddy bear guy
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I tried other ways..
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
P.S. Claude wrote this. I just had the audacity to post it. Disclaimer: No princes, submarines, or privileged actors were harmed in the making of this advertisement. Probably.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I want to go out with some dazzle. OK Claude, design a re-usable human crematory sparkler post with rainbow sparkles. Phuck Claude.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
So she won't be penning anything like this then, good job, you've become much more than just a survivor mum, free taxi, interest free line of credit and sounding board..
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I thought those days were behind her..
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Be very careful out there..
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What if there were an insinkerator device for toilets...so what if it wakes the neighbours.. and here is a gratuitous plug for insinkerator showing a wife feeding her well-intentioned husband into one.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.
Angus Taylor making doubly sure that nobody under 40 ever votes liberal.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
B4 Trump was outraged by him, I knew little about BadBunny, I imagined a fat lazy 'murican churning out mediocrity. So I watched the 1/2 time show to find out he's a rather hot Puerto Rican whose thrusting crotch grabs as much attention as his songs. Is Trump jealous because he attracts grown women?
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The Board of Despots gathers to feast on the carcass of Gaza.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Taylor reveals his algorithm for determining future energy mix, a simple love or hate decision. No messy science, timeframes or rubbery financials involved.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Supercilious Paterson completely bereft of policy, comes up with a very original plan to win white Aussies over. Flag waving.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Could this be Fina in the morning?
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Does anyone use a stable release of Windows 11? I haven't, but I can't complain about stability.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The Shahada is one of the Five Pillars of Islam and is the foundational creed of the Muslim faith — it is not specific to Hamas but is a universal Islamic statement.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
OMG! Installing the latest updates to Windows is grindingly slow. I could have updated all 4 linux machines one after the other and been done. Except they run those jobs for me when I'm sleeping.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I remember when Clive Robertsons sometimes off the cuff comments, caused more comment than the story!
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
and this is a lace monitor, about 5 foot nose to tip of tail, there were a mob of them, would chase the dogs but not the cat...
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Not the clearest pic, but that lattice and shade cloth were temporary to keep him out of the house, you could walk straight out into the forest before he took up residence.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This guy lived in my backyard as well as lace monitors and bush turkeys.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Today's Geography Challenge: One entrance is for a secretive intelligence organisation, another for the residents' carpark. 1) Name the building and win a surprise knock on the door at 3 am by vanloads of black-clad, heavily armed and masked spy types. 2) Identify the secret entrance and .......
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Did you know long-range sniper rifles like this McMillan are legal in the USA?
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
An AI interpretation of Mamdani's speech.
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Risque Fiasco @risquefiasco.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Sometimes AI just doesn't get me..
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