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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 15h
Huh, I didn't know what the rings were for.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
poetic!
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can whistle using my tongue rather than my lips.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I mean, surely he's pretty good at it by now.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's bugging me I can't identify it right away. But my best guess is looking into Tudor City.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You're so behind. It's the new "open sesame."
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As a client probably, "If the vibes are off just go, right away. Put the money down and run if you have to. It's better than the alternatives." I'm still bad at it. Fortunately rare, in my experience.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is this, like, a pamphlet? I think I'd like that more than a video.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I like this one because it really raises "who's the asshole?" questions. Blocked guy? Poster? Both? All are on the table here.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well, that just follows.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The, the tits are ... dead? That's disturbing.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I do applaud the JAV industry for working so hard for every single angle. Viewers who want to be even more depressed, in this case.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I blame Matt Groening. The Fox Network was flailing around, trying to fight the entrenched oligopoly of the 3 broadcast nets. Then came "The Simpsons" and Fox became viable. Success of Fox led to Fox News. And here we are.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never heard this before, thanks! Someone is really, really into armpits, not that that bothers me. At all. But may I also recommend the Fauré Requiem (the sexiest funeral music ever written) and the Back B-minor mass.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I zoomed to see the book titles, I was kind of disappointed that everything was mirror-imaged.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think it's partly because the combo of driving on the left and loads of tourists makes lanes nearly impossible. But yeah, London is way worse.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I appreciate they are providing an adequate amount of time for each granny.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm pretty sure I caught that a very long time ago.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kinda takes a twist at the end, there.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sure, he gets a sign. What do I get? Bupkis.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooooh, I've never seen one!
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is definitely Japanese eel porn.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure, so do I, but that doesn't mean it's gonna happen.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OMG, I may have seen these actual two boobies. I'm pretty sure that was the spot.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think that's right. My granny would always say, "shit in me bloomers."
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was unfamiliar with tittie class warfare but now I am radicalized.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interesting. Frieren herself always seemed kinda ACE, but I guess one could imagine her learning from Himmel.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This one's great because it's easy to imagine both why the poster posted this and why he was blocked.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When people say, "rugelach" every single time I think they're talking about arugula at first.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus, just go take a walk in the city. You don't need to be creepy about it. The butts are just there, for god's sake.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the one hand, I don't believe it, on the other, I'd like to be the guy with one of those little metallic counter thingies. "Hold, on, iku desuka? iku deshita?"
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They said quickie - they're not misrepresenting!
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would never say you, or anyone else, should, but I've had a lot of fun with kids.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not going to flat-out disagree, but I'll just say when I was an undergrad, I liked frats. Because I knew where all those people were going to be every weekend and I could be somewhere else.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yuri-ka!
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Whoraged" is new to me. I love it!
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For a moment, I thought that was from the JAV Titles bot account I also follow.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know a Hitomi Honda IRL! I don't think it's the same woman.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Rage", "glowering rage!"
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For some, the racism is worth it.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly need a time line on that. Lifetime? No problem. One day, serious challenge. Though now I'm curious, I'm sure no man has ever managed 100 in one day, but has a woman?
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm on board to help your cause!
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man, global warming, amirite?
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As someone who used to go to strip clubs fairly often, I find this just bizarre.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, just curious, how many non-perverted massage clinics are there?
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Definitely not my kink, but I am extremely curious about what distinguishes a "mouth-watering" massive shit, from just a regular massive shit, for afficionados.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, I recently rewatched, in memoriam, and I could not believe it had suspension bondage. I guess when I first saw it I didn't know what suspension bondage was.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's realism, not cynicism. Not all of RFK Jr.'s agenda is insane. But a lot of the sane bits got abandoned because of corporate interests (e.g. Roundup.) At least this is one of the crazy bits getting killed.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have to love classic film.
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Risotto @risotto-c.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every blowjob deserves a home.
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