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hollis risipieces

@risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy
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hello! i am not very good at computer (my profile picture is a blurry, extremely close up image of a black cat, looking at the camera with one visible green eye) [bridged from vixen.zone/@risipieces on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
the people who do the crossword in my city’s newspaper need to use less modern-day famous people as answers. my dad is an old man who apparently does not know the answers to "___-manuel miranda" or "actress sadie ____"
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Rairii :win3_progman: :win3: @rairii.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
large language models? you mean the go on the internet and tell lies machine?
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
the enshittification of nameberry is criminal. mamdani do something
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
[(wild) animal death] babysitting update, my cat got out for like a single minute and brought a chipmunk in, something that was stressful for the adults (myself and my dad) and also the chipmunk, yet very fun for the kids. until it crawled under the fridge and died. so we had to hold an […]
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
six year old nephew is watching youtube videos while i supervise to make sure they’re appropriate. and an ad for a gambling website came up so i made a point to be like "boo!! gross!! losers!! casino ads suck!!" and this kid, exasperated, went "duh… because all ads are made up!" yeah fair […]
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
once again supervising as the kids i babysit are playing among us online on my computer tan player: "gimme brown" brown (us, me typing): "ask politely" [children giggling] tan player: "can u give me brown twin" green player: "say please"
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
the older of the kids im babysitting are playing online among us while i supervise them. and shout out to the person who almost won and then accidentally made it very obvious they were the imposter. because they meant to say "i’m cooked!" and instead typed "im coiked!" and it made all of us lose […]
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moth compute @risipieces.cd-rom.net · 08/06/2026
obligatory en.wiktionary.org/wik…
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moth compute @risipieces.cd-rom.net · 08/06/2026
we should just start calling them this again. its a compliment
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moth compute @risipieces.cd-rom.net · 08/06/2026
link embed featuring a photograph of a swooping kestrel against a clear blue sky. the page title is "windfucker - Wiktionary, the free dictionary"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 05/05/2026
Anyone still using computer in 2026? 🙂
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
ed balls
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 23/04/2026
[nonsense] **Literary Analysis Question** Scottish electronic music duo Boards of Canada has suggested that, inspired by the September 11 attacks, _Geogaddi_ is one of their darker studio albums. It is also their album most prominently featuring lyrics. What might Boards of Canada be trying […]
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 19/04/2026
job of house cat is to make weird faces at you and ask for things
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 19/04/2026
hello im zero feet tall and i can make the exact facial expression of a fish. can i be your dependent forever
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 19/04/2026
guy whos only ever listened to 4'33, hearing their second song:
signal message from me: "yes but all their music is full of sounds"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 13/04/2026
(10233 a.d. tiktok equivalent voice) The ancient world is littered with references to rats able to 'bang out the tunes,' yet today rats are incapable of such feats. How could they have lost the ability to perform such feats? How could they have fallen into such disgrace? There is a simple answer […]
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 02/04/2026
**maple** leaf rag. **pine apple** rag. **Enough.** i have begun development... on the **Legume Rag.**
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
10:17pm and i just told an eight year old who mussolini is. babysitting is going great
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026
please mr hockey was my father. call me will smith
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 23/03/2026
lying online is awesome
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2026
showed the older two of the kids i babysit the asdfmovies (all of them) and they loved them as i suspected. but also they’d already seen asdfmovie16 (the most recent one) and could quote pretty much the whole thing. and also before that even happened they knew and loved beep beep i’m a sheep […]
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026
[SA mention (no specific details/descriptions)] does anyone else remember the time that max landis, worlds least talented serial rapist (allegedly), said that comparisons between him and weinstein or cosby were unfair because he’s "not a real celebrity"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 22/02/2026
thats right
youtube mix titled 'electronic dance music,' its thumbnail the cover of replica by oneohtrix point never
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
incoming signal message that says "hi everyone im winner number 7 and ive composed a racist little tune for you"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 21/02/2026
i play wordle with a starting word i know will never let me get it in one, nor in two. but i will get it in pride
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 16/02/2026
and by they. haha. well lets justr say. Me
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 13/02/2026
well what else are you looking for in a partner doctor picky
youtube comment by peatman, 8 years ago, with 349 likes: "Anyone notice that the double-headed, fire-fisted, track suited ocelot is also married?"
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 11/02/2026
mouse in my home. cats trapped it and are bullying it. i trapped it to protect it. called a wildlife removal place and they Did Not Answer Me i called the fire department emergency line and they declined to help. dude very specifically laughed and went "uhh… we’re the fire department" yeah man i […]
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 09/02/2026
todays music post. 'curses' by the crane wives www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEhuGPXxRrA
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 08/02/2026
one-two: an attack on the body. six-seven: an attack on the mind. nine-eleven: an attack on culture. but the most vicious, the nine-two-five... an attack on all three
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 07/02/2026
Use a **Tape Recorder** with a **House** to create a **House Mix**. The **House** will not be consumed.
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 08/02/2026
i like when english speakers call french weird as if english isnt exactly like it all the time, in almost every way
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 08/02/2026
the one (: two :) punch
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 05/02/2026
the fact is wikipedia was the new pdf all along
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2026
my cat keeps alerting me that my mother is stuck outside, thinking that she’s unable to open the door because it’s locked or she’s having a medical episode. the problem is that she does not want to let the cats outside and dipper Loves being in the way. he keeps seeing that there’s a problem and […]
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 31/01/2026
file names used to be all uppercase because otherwise you couldnt hear anyone say what they were over the floppy disk noises, which the computers made to help them remember the data. it was the computer version of um
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2026
no context
incoming signal messages that say:
"now. important question"
"what does converting to islam 'real quick' entail"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 30/01/2026
i am in a lot of trouble. someone please tell me how to destroy an alsa midi device
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 27/01/2026
logging onto the nothing app
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MOVED INSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @mothcompute.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 20/01/2026
(after seeing one post i dont like) i have decided to Stop caring about All internet Opinions.
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2026
ac/dc arent australian. thats not allowed. you people are just making things up now
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MOVED INSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @mothcompute.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 20/01/2026
i heard the news of a cow demonstrating tool use of course but @risipieces alerted me to the obvious joke i didnt consider. cow tools
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MOVED INSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @mothcompute.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026
2026 will be the mothcompute 'year of the web.' it will also be the mothcompute 'year of secret other thing'
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hollis risipieces @risipieces.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026
my god. the years start coming and they dont stop coming
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MOVED INSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @mothcompute.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026
this year i will watch one movie
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MOVED INSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @mothcompute.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025
does anyone remember when it was the past
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MOVED INSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @mothcompute.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025
the firmament divides biblical userspace from god mode
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MOVED INSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @mothcompute.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2025
when have you ever seen a so called 'monster' ever monst. what is that
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MOVED INSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @mothcompute.vixen.zone.ap.brid.gy · 13/12/2025
i like how if im not logged into youtube all my recommendations become something like '1000 ants vs black widow'
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