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🏳️‍🌈 Ripley | 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her | 💀 31 linktr.ee/Ripperley Born in Yorkshire, England 🌹 Based in Aberdeen, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 My brain is completely poisoned by too much internet and too many bad video games.

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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Evergreen.
"Sony is run by people who would drown if it rained and they still have no competition because Microsoft is the 8 year champion of Slamming Your Dick in the Car Door."
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Some Wikipedia editor certainly doesn't seem sad to see him gone!
The Chalfont Viaduct (also known as the Misbourne Viaduct) is the first of two five-arch brick railway viaducts on the Chiltern Main Line in south-east England. It is located between Gerrards Cross and Denham Golf Club stations. The M25 motorway passes beneath it between junctions 16 and 17 at Gerrards Cross near Chalfont St Peter, from where the bridge gets its name. The bridge is known as Chalfont No. 1 Viaduct. The longer Chalfont No. 2 Viaduct is a short distance to the west and spans the A413.[1]

Quick facts Coordinates, OS grid reference ...
The bridge is noted as a local landmark because for many years it bore a graffiti slogan, "give peas a chance" painted in large white letters on the south-facing parapet.[2][3] As of March 2024, it bears the slogan "helta▪skelta" (added in 2021). Helch will not be painting anymore on this bridge or any other because he has snuffed it. Simon Purdy (1991-2026) is no more. Such a waste of so little talent.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey I said *silly* internet quiz, what the hell man, I didn't sign on for a call out post.
The shadow of one's Soul
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I thought everyone had moved onto that newfangled Deltarune business but apparently people are still making Undertale Classpect quizzes, ain't that neat. I do love a good silly internet personality quiz.
Kindness

Kindness: 77%
Justice: 75%
Bravery: 73%
Determination: 61%
Integrity: 38%
Patience: 35%
Perseverance: 34%
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A 45° angle shot of a room with a clothes rack full of mostly black (but some red) dresses and blouses on the left, and a set of grey cloth drawers on the right. The other drawers have an assortment of clutter on top. To the left of the clothes rack is a closed door with a black jacket hanging from it.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The physical PC version was always just a collectors item, but it feels kinda cheap for a collector's item especially after waiting so long. The slipcase is nice but it is just a cardboard slipcase. Otherwise it's a generic blu-ray case, the cover only printed on one side, no inserts.
An open blu-ray case on a messy desk, the Bloodstained PC version disc being the only thing inside.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Eleven years from payment to delivery isn't the *quickest* I've ever received a game I've bought..! Especially given I've not only beaten the game by now *and* one and a half sequels have release, but better late than never!
My Kickstarter Backer page for Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night showing it was successfully funded and my payment taken on the 13th of June 2025.My physical backer copy of Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, delivered today on the 2nd of June 2026.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
An edit of an old twitter meme about feeding cats to coyotes edited to talk about feeding prime ministers to Larry.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Just tried Paralives. I think it'll be really great eventually, lots of heart, love the character creator. Definitely feels early alpha though, as barebones as Sims 4 release with performance like Sims 3 all-DLC. Probably should've been a £20 patreon build rather than a £30 Steam store release.
The one meme of the scientist holding up the test tube of green liquid. The green liquid says "Paralives" and the text reads "Finally, The Sims 3 2".
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This isn't the place.
An unoccupied retail unit on Little Belmont Street in Aberdeen, Scotland. While otherwise completely empty with signs advertising it as up for let in the window, the lights are on inside and a single neon sign hangs on the back wall stating simply "This Must Be the Place".

The brightly lit and fully visible yet locked, empty and unoccupied unit on a dark and dreary rain-soaked street gives the unit a vaguely liminal vibe.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We have to go even deeper. What sacrifices do we need to make to get them to add Bri*ish Amy's gay bird girlfriend?
Tekno the Canary (a green bird with a black and red stripy jumper and a blue skirt & leggings) and Amy Rose (a pink hedgehog in a green t-shirt and baggy yellow trousers) from the UK Fleetway Sonic the Comic run.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Holidays!
Myself, in a black Christmas jumper-dress with a white reindeer on the front, full black eye-shadow and lipstick, and a black Santa hat holding a glass of mulled wine in a pub with wood-panelled walls.My cat Norman, sitting on the arm of a broken second-hand sofa left behind by the flat's previous tenants.A glass of homemade eggnog sitting on the edge of a table, a lit up black Christmas tree in the background with presents underneath and various moving boxes and bits of packaging scattered around the rest of the room.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
There was a template-thingie going around a Discord server I'm in to post your personal Game of the Year for every year since you were born, so I figured it makes for a good addendum to this old "Top 25 Games" post. (Went by SA1's UK launch date, technically still 1998 by 8 days if you go by JP).
A list of game covers displaying my personal favourite game from each year since I was born.

1994: Super Metroid
1995: Ristar
1996: Resident Evil
1997: Final Fantasy VII
1998: Metal Gear Solid
1999: Sonic Adventure
2000: The Sims
2001: Devil May Cry
2002: Kingdom Hearts
2003: SoulCalibur 2
2004: World of Warcraft
2005: Kingdom Hearts 2
2006: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
2007: Forza Motorsport
2008: Saints Row 2
2009: Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
2010: Mass Effect 2
2011: Dark Souls
2012: World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria
2013: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
2014: Dark Souls 2
2015: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
2016: World of Warcraft: Legion
2017: Sonic Mania
2018: Kingdom Come Deliverance
2019: Devil May Cry 5
2020: Final Fantasy VII Remake
2021: Monster Hunter Rise
2022: Strangers of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
2023: Hi-Fi Rush
2024: Mouthwashing
2025: F1 25
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
These MEN are to find a BIG MAN to let their LARGE ROOM to. Guess they're a bit too old fashioned for Grindr in my hometown.
A building with "LARGE ROOM" "TO LET" and "APPLY WITHIN" in the windows. Underneath them is the remains of an old banner now simply reading "BIG MAN" "MEN".
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Several arcade machines, including The House of the Dead 4 and Outrun.Several arcade machines, including a Tekken game and a generic reproduction machine running Street Fighter II.Several arcade rhythm games, including Mai Mai.Several arcade machines, including Crazy Taxi and The House of the Dead.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
In my hometown for a wedding and while the towns a dump at least there's the local arcade to get me through the visits here. Half the machines are always broken or sticky from loose kids or drunk adults, and the place *really* needs air conditioning, but the selection is great (for back-water UK).
The Retrodome, an arcade in Barnsley, South Yorkshire.Myself infront of an Outrun 2 SP machine, among other machines.My friend and my brother playing Time Crisis 4, with another friend beside my brother.Final Furlong 2. Some horse game, I thought the name was funny.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Damn, I'd figure myself closer to the absolute bottom right. I need to work on being more of a dork.
A light-hearted alignment chart depicting someone's placement between a Jock-Nerd and Prep-Goth axis. I have landed in the Nerd-Goth section, heavily in Goth but lightly in Nerd.A light-hearted alignment chart depicting someone's placement between a Jock-Nerd and Prep-Goth axis. I have landed in the Nerd-Goth section, heavily in Goth but lightly in Nerd.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
We also found this sign. No idea where it came from or how long it's been there but I dig it.
Me and some friends around a sign that says "Suffer around and find out".
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Great time at Aberdeen Pride! Shame about the weather turning so fiercely but at least it waited until after the parade.
Myself at Aberdeen Pride 2025.A group of my friends at Aberdeen Pride 2025 with myself hidden away at the back.Myself and some friends crowding under an umbrella.Myself and some friends hiding under a bridge from the rain.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
You know, I'm a sucker for these silly personality quizzes even if they're usually just engagement bait, but I don't think I have ever been so thoroughly roasted by one before in my life. Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
George Costanza from SeinfeldShinji Ikari from Neon Genesis EvangelionOswald Cobblepot from GothamGollum from The Lord of the Rings
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I got called in for Jury Duty today and couldn't find anything traditionally smart to wear. I obviously can't say much, but I do think that given everyone else in the jury turned up in jeans and hoodies I, dressed like this, may have accidentally become an Ace Attorney NPC for the day by.
Myself in full black goth make-up with a long ankle length skirt and a frilly black blouse.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Thankyou Mister Bomberguy. I just got finished seeing them myself.
The "Jim Henson Productions" bumper from the end credits of A Muppet's Christmas Carol.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Season's greetings! May the Christmas Goth bring you much Festive Gloom and Merry Melancholy this holiday!
Myself enjoying a cappuccino by the Christmas tree with black make-up, a black Christmas jumper-dress and a black Santa hat on.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Four and a half hours into the five and a half hour train from Aberdeen to Doncaster... And then an extra two hours to get from Doncaster to Penistone when I get there... Bored bored bored. Both of us bored. *Paying money* to go back to England, I must be mad.
Myself looking tired and bored, my cat Norman peeking out of his cat carrier to look out of the dark train window.My cat Norman lounging in his carrier looking bored.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
There's also my Switch Year in Review but... I barely used it this year honestly. Most of those 122 hours in September were me forgetting to close Splatoon 3/turn the console off while it sat in the dock for a month untouched on the game's main menu.
Ripperley's 2024 Nintendo Switch Year in Review.
Favourite game in 2024: Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening - Special Edition.Ripperley's 2024 Nintendo Switch Year in Review.
Played most in: September. 122 hours played.Ripperley's 2024 Nintendo Switch Year in Review.
Most played genres: Action & Shooting.
Most played games: Splatoon 3, Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening - Special Edition, Ring Fit Adventures.
Total Games: 6
Total Hours: 129
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
If I've got 400 hours in Baldur's Gate 3, I played Baldur's Gate 3 for the first time this year, and Baldur's Gate 3 is only 20% of my playtime this year, that means I've spent 2,000 hours this year playing video games... 83 full days. That's probably healthy and reasonable. s.team/y24/djpgpvn?...
"Ripperley's Steam Replay 2024"
114 Games Played, 431 Achievements Earned, 1,894 Play Sessions, 42 New Games.Various bars and graphs going into details about my Steam activities throughout 2024.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
To the fridge it goes. Farewell 'nog, will you think of me in your fridge-y isolation as I will yearn for you? I scaled my usual recipe up by 37.5% so I wouldn't have just 150ml of cream left over and it somehow worked out making almost exactly 4 pints of eggnog, which is handy.
A reused 4 pint (2.27 litre) whole milk bottle filled with freshly mixed eggnog.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
*Pounding my fist on the kitchen table chanting:* Nog! Nog! Nog! Nog!
The assorted ingredients for homemade eggnog laid out on a kitchen table:
- Whole milk
- Whipping cream (+ brandy cream)
- Golden caster sugar
- Large eggs
- Dark rum
- Ground nutmeg
- Ground cinnamon
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
That smile. That damned smile.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Today's charity shop (+bonus CeX stop) thrifting haul paints a picture of me as a very particular brand of gay-ass dork. I haven't made up my mind yet whether the picture is complimentary or a condemnation.
- A black pleather handbag with plastic studs.
- A pair of black cotton & polyester fingerless gloves.
- A pair of dark grey cotton & polyester fingerless gloves with pink, white and pale blue stripes.
- A granite drinks coaster with an etching of Optimus Prime's face from Transformers on it.
- A copy of SoulCalibur (1998) for the SEGA Dreamcast.
- Copies of Collin's Complete Shakespear Volume One: The Comedies and Volume Two: The Histories.A black frilly shirt, a collared black sleeveless dress, and a pair of black jeans.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Gay ass Christmas tree.
A Christmas tree set up outside one of the entrances to the Bon Accord shopping centre in Aberdeen, Scotland. The dynamic lights on the tree are playing through a rainbow cycle.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
In the quest to preserve the good tweets from the hellsite, has anyone posted the Hideo Kojima BBC Sherlock tweet yet where he outs himself as a Johnlock shipper and refers to Sherlock and Watson's relationship as Boy Love?
A tweet from Hideo Kojima's Japanese account from 2013.

The auto-translated tweet reads:
"'Sherlock' has moved to the present day. The relationship between Sherlock and Watson in this drama is depicted with a sense of distance (looks like BL) that goes one step further than the traditional buddy's 'buddy'. Like Solid and Otacon in MGS. Each other is the only partner. So why not marry Watson?"
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
What are 4 albums that would serve as an introduction to your taste? First three were easy, the last one I spent forever trying to pick between like four different albums by different arists all of wildly different genres. Ended up sticking to one closer to my more general tastes in the end though.
Artist: Nine Inch Nails
Album: The Downward Spiral
Year: 1994
Genre: IndustrialArtist: My Chemical Romance
Album: The Black Parade
Year: 2006
Genre: AlternativeArtist: The Prodigy
Album: Invaders Must Die
Year: 2009
Genre: EDMArtist: Gary Numan
Album: Savage (Songs from a Broken World)
Year: 2017
Genre: Industrial
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
At least the Christmas decorations are starting to look nice, even if it still feels about a week and a half too early.
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It's a bit bloody chilly!!
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
They'll see sense and give you the recognition you deserve eventually. Until then, all I can offer is this consolation prize:
The "All-Star Mode" item icon from the game Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed (2012).
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween!
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Ah Aberdeen beach... The beauty of nature... N-nature... Hrm...
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Last off a couple of honourable mentions, more below.
"Ripperley's GoaTs Honourable Mentions"
Super Mario Bros. 3, Oddworld: Abe's Oddysey, Klonoa: Door to Phantomile, SNATCHER, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
StarCraft II, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Streets of Rage 2, Dead Rising, The Sims 3
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I keep seeing posts in my feed of people posting their top "x' games but I'm really lazy so I'm just going to cross-post from when a similar template took of on Cohost last year, it wouldn't change much if I redid it anyway. More in replies because tragically there are character limits here.
A grid of video game covers listed as "Ripperley's Top 25 Games of All Time".
From left-to-right, top-to-bottom:
Super Metroid, Banjo Kazooie, Gunstar Heroes, Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
Final Fantasy VII, Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Kingdom Hearts Final Mix, Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix
Need for Speed Underground 2, Forza Motorsport 2, World of Warcraft, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Garry's Mod, Halo 3, PAYDAY 2, Mass Effect 2, Fallout: New Vegas
Dark SOuls Remastered, Soul Blade, SoulCalibur II, Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening - Special Edition, Devil May Cry V
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Wowee, user #5892,638. Not an impressive number really. Not that I stuck around in Twitter, I just took the Musk buyout as a chance to wean off social media and mostly stuck to Cohost (RIP) for my fix.
#5,892,638
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Ripperley @ripperley.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Nah.
The Elder Scrolls: Castles
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