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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter

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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 12h
DFRC Clack and Base 3 Days until Baltimore and my last base run is over. Felt fine, even though I started at 65F, 20+ degrees higher than they’re forecasting for Saturday. Off tomorrow, then sprinting shakeout Friday unless my watch decides to be cool
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My favorite Fortunes Weave fighters are Mu the Dread, Goatran, and Noc-U-Outula
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Durin’s Folk Running Club Realized I haven’t been posting for a few days, but workouts are continuing as normal. Feeling good for Baltimore.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gasoline has a fairly short shelf life. It’s gonna last a few months in a car before starting to break down, maybe a couple years with the right additives in a storage tank. When someone in a post apocalyptic world siphons from an overgrown highway, they siphon LIES!!!
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I go to the gym three times a week. I’d say somewhere between a third and a half of the crowd, all genders, wear tight clothes of some kind. And they generally either look miserable or kinda mad. That’s how I categorize gym folk: mad or miserable. I’m a miserable.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Obviously they raided Rep. Omar’s house to try and swing the vote, I’m sure, but how does that not help her? Her supporters will probably be energized by it, her detractors weren’t gonna vote for her anyway, and anyone who was “on the fence” either wasnt really, or might see the obvious Fed scam.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe people don’t like Digger because it’s uncomfortable to see Cruise looking his actual age.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I was a freshman in college (2000) they twice made every guy living in the dorms watch videos about what rape was and why it was bad. At the time it felt deeply insulting. “Who would fucking do these things”, we would ask. The next 25 years made it all too clear.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DFRC 8 Days Until Bmore Sprint 7x:10 @ All Out (that’s what it said) 6:49,6:54, 6:59, 7:02, 7:12, 7:14, 7:37 not in that order. 54-60F Back after a needed day off to start my taper, did a good job today I think.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s something amazingly disingenuous about college coaches who recruited dozens of players through the old system of under the table payments complaining that players are getting paid now.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes I turn up anime because I can’t hear the words. The words that I don’t understand.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m only in Act 2 of E-Day, but it’s making it seem like the Locust attacked too soon. The post war depression doesn’t seem to have fully set in yet, and too much of the military is still combat ready. There could be more involved later on, but a few more months might’ve helped them.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The acid spitters in E Day sound so much like a cat gacking that I want to see a pic of the cat they used as the audio source
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m off from running on this chilly morning, so the pets are enjoying.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It wasn’t even 7am when my wife started wanting to talk about this Dell robot Maralago face lady
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The really great thing about watching a show with my wife is that I can sometimes hear the show over her and the dog snoring. (Not really, I can’t)
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This commercial for the LA lava disaster 911 show is the dumbest fucking TV show premise I’ve seen in a long time.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And this fucking “reborn saint” anime is a “special sailor got betrayed” show too. It speaks to the perceived anger within your potential fans that you create works premised on betrayal.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s kind of silly that I’ve run 42k a few times, 21k maybe two dozen times, but the 17th will be the first time I ever race 10k.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The people of Sera had it coming.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I was the real special wittle fellow but they fired me so I rebelled” is a pretty uniformly awful genre.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Playing Baby’s First Diablo part 2 (because Gears comes out at 11). Picked up a weapon called the fighter’s flute. Description says that playing it ups crit chance for fighters “of note”. Gonna go drive my head through the wall.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DFRC 11 Days Until Bmore Threshold 21min @ 162 5:30 in range 5K in 40 despite about 4 minutes walking 49-53F Good effort today, I think. 1.66 in 21 minutes of threshold is a good bit less than the 2mi it should’ve been but I’ll accept it as growth.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leda’s team are the pickiest damn eaters in Dagison.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1968’s Night of the Living Dead Only Duane Jones. Janice as Barbra. Scooter as her brother. Fozzie and Piggy as Harry and Helen. Pepe as the daughter. Gonzo and Camilla as Tom and Judy. Rizzo as the iconic first zombie. The reporter plays the reporter. Kermit as the sheriff who kills the survivor.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DFRC 12 Days Until Bmore Clack and Base 1:02 @ 137 4.53 in 60, 4.67 at 1:02 60-62F, sunny with breeze A great run today! I had a sub 12 first mile, and put together multiple long segments in the 12 neighborhood, while managing my heart rate. This can be a model going forward.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, Garmin, I was not balancing with 920 pounds. Although I’m sure that weight would lock in my position.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lanterns ended pretty well, I think. I don’t look forward to the vitriol from the dedicated haters though.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Belmont’s Curse demo is pretty good, but I’m worried about how much parkour there might be in it. I don’t care for these Metroidvanias that try to be Celeste. I wanna fight.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Luckily for the Ravens, the Titans are ass regardless of which QB they play against.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trying to convince my son to do Inktober this year.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DFRC 14 Days Until Bmore Long 1:58 @ 137 10K in 1:25:24 8.11 1:58:05 58-60F, light sprinkles throughout Ideally, I’d do a 10K ten minutes faster on a regular Saturday run, but with all of the crap this year (my abs and back are still issues) I’ll take it.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess a certain portion of the internet is obsessed with a gender swapped Malfoy. Now, you might find that interesting, considering the awfulness of Rowling on the subject. But they’ve named this swap “Malfoid”, tapping into a super vile slang for women. Very…interesting.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unless something wild happens between now and New Years, I’ve recorded both of those year’s temperature extremes. 92 on the high side, and -8 on the low, making for a 100 degree spread.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DFRC 15 Days Until Bmore Clack and Sprint 7x2min @ 174 30 seconds in range 65-70F, humidity above 85 What a bitch of a run. 7 2min sprints at full send with one minute rests in between. My heart rate barely recovered to the recommended in the first rest. By the last, it remained above threshold
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October 2nd and it could hit 85 tifsy
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whenever I see some YouTube guy I’ve never heard of get outed as a sex pest (a disturbingly common thing) I’m torn between hoping the few people I follow aren’t that way, and the grimmer thought that if they are, I want it to come out.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve only ever written one “horror” story. It was about the terrible consequences of a chemical spill back when I was working at a KFC.maybe I should redo it, since it’s been 30 years.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DFRC 17 Days Until Bmore Clack and Base 36min @ 136 4.3mi one hour 65-66 humid and dark Again, I was tired, but I endured. Could’ve kept jogging after but they were mowing in the neighborhood and I didn’t feel like dodging them.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At our district’s magnet school night. ROTC is a hard fucking sell right now, chief, miss me with the fashie shit.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like any respectable Missouri sports fan ought to be aware of the Kansas Jayhawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes by proximity.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will be facing intense pressure from my family to turn on the air conditioner on October 1st and 2nd and I’m already mad.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DFRC 18 Days Until Bmore VO Max 4x4min @ 174bpm Maybe ten seconds in range 5.3 1:20 63-65F I did NOT have it today. I can’t blame the temp, I was just exhausted. Unfortunately I can’t say why I was so tired.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does Clayface smell like clay?
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DFRC 19 Days Until Bmore Clack and Sprints 2x3 @ max 59-60F, humid as mid summer. Didn’t do bad on the sprints, all between 7:30 and 8, and didn’t hurt myself anew at the gym. Absolute win? Some are saying I’m a fat turd who doesn’t deserve those. And they’re right.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rolled back clacks to start the week in the gym, still aware of my back but pain is gone
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Lanterns finale could potentially be devastating for people with paternal issues
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some Rolling Stone dipshit is mad that I haven’t heard a song from a genre I don’t listen to? What a silly thing to be upset about.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DFRC 21 Days to Bmore Long Run 2:04 @ 135 2:04:08 8.6 52-54, winds in teens gusting near 40 I got over 35 miles this week, feeling good about that. Next week will be much warmer, so that’s a challenge.
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Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter @ripmcstudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DFRC 22Days to Bmore Anaerobic 2x5 :40 full send 8-9:30 per segment 47-50F, winds in teens. Honestly a really good run today, been a while since I could flat out cheese it. As a result, my elbows and arms ache.
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