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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 19h

So — I’m at Capt. Tony’s Saloon. I see this. I’m all, “oh shit they’re #CANES FANS!!!!” No Emily. No. You’re in Key West. It’s just a hurricane warning flag. Like an ACTUAL FUCKING HURRICANE. Whatever go Canes. 🤍🖤❤️

An actual hurricane warning flag and not a flag for a beloved hockey team in Capt. Tony’s Saloon - a supreme dive bar in Key West, FL.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I present to you the best house in Key West.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Was I ready for the lows to be in the 40s? No. So I flew south. I’ll deal with them on Friday. Once I eventually drive down to Key West.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

**exhales** I was closed to being institutionalized. But I got a text message saying it was available and now everything is fine. 🤍❤️🖤 #Canes #Idontknowwhatthesloganforthisyearis

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yearly reminder to go get your Covid and flu shots so you can be around large groups of people and do stupid things safer. I probably shouldn't have gotten them on a Monday evening, but I'd much rather be useless at work than deal with all of this on a weekend.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

If you ever have a day where you’re feeling a little low or down on yourself, just remember that my new (completely normal, nothing special) ice cube trays came with a users manual. Instant pick me up.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Found this Finch on the ground earlier. Took him inside until all the outside dogs were gone then returned him to the tree where his parents were cussing me out. Don’t yell at me for not teaching your kids about stranger danger. Sheesh…. All birds gone and safe at last check. 👍

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I need a moment. I need a drink. I need a moment to drink. #CBJ

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Finally home after absconding all over the place. Mom said she’d stop by and check on the place. I told her if she saw any packages to open them immediately and see how beautiful they were. Found this on the sofa. 🖤🤍❤️

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Meanwhile, in Chicago….. I hope @chelles116.bsky.social is proud of this form.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I have a good friend who’s always wanted to go to Chicago. For like 10 years. And he’s never gone. He doesn’t like to travel alone. So I changed my flight home and will hang out here until Saturday. This is a big change from South Dakota.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I’m sorry to report I did not find any aliens landing, or any aliens that had already taken over Wyoming.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

If you see it, you can probably walk on it. Or climb it. Or hike it. I was on another planet today and no one can convince me otherwise.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Since I lack all sense of self preservation I decided to do the Cathedral Spires trail at Custer State Park. I regret nothing. Monday and Tuesday I’ll play all over The Badlands. South Dakota is pretty rad.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I live out in the sticks, and sometimes I have a cat (actual cat). His name is Sometimes. He’s quite feral and won’t let me pet him, but he’ll eat my food. Anyway, I put some food in the bowl and Sometimes didn’t show up, but this guy did. Meet Hooker Johnson. That’s his official name.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If any of you (also me, definitely me) don't feel like doing your job at 11:00 this morning, hop on Netflix! #Canes #CauseChaos #SoundTheSiren www.instagram.com/p/DZtU_agJ5j-/

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Happy “this would’ve been Game 7 day but it’s not because the #Canes won it in 6” day to those who celebrate. #SoundTheSiren #CauseChaos

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I’m busy crying. I love all of you. LETS FUCKING GO CANES.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

BREATHE. In for 4 Our for 6 Chug beer. Repeat breathing. #Canes #SoundTheSiren #CauseChaos

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Alright #Canes fam…. Take a breath. Calm your mind. Stretch, and hydrate— I don’t give two shits if you shotgun a Bud Light. Just hydrate. #SoundTheSiren #CauseChaos

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Okay #Canes fam, set those intentions, manifestations, and goals for the second and third periods. #SoundTheSiren #HockeyWitch #CauseChaos

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

While I appreciate the suggestions I was looking for how to actually do it 🤦‍♀️ It’s probably really expensive……

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

So…. I’m thinking we should get him something special for his birthday. Thoughts?

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Watching the #Canes win is the same thing as watching porn. I don’t make the rules. #SoundTheSiren

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

ONE MORE GAME WE JUST NEED ONE MORE GAME OMG BUSSI FOR PRESIDENT

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

So it began with tarps off, then dicks out, so by way of extrapolation, these flowers are #Canes fans?

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Absolutely - we go with the undrafted goalie who never played in the NHL until last October. What a wild sentence to type. I LOVE YOU BUSSI LFG.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

HUG BUSSI EVERYONE HUG THAT MAN RIGHT NOW HUG STAAL HUG EVERYONE.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Can someone please put that goal on a loop — forever? Thanks.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

You know what I need to happen to Mitch Marner? I need him to be deeply concerned and lost in thought about whether or not he left a stove burner on. Or if he locked the door when he left home. Just 100% all consuming thoughts.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Okay — I upgraded from sage and think I have enough Palo Santo for the second period. #HockeyWitch #Canes #CauseChaos

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

We got a power play goal. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Like chaos. More chaos please.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Just as I was screaming at finding no news online, my girl came through. #Canes #CauseChaos

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

What do I need to do to buy a goal? Do they want money? Airline miles? Hotel points? Free (albeit illegal I’m not a lawyer but close enough, been with them 20 years) legal advice within the state of NC??? A sandwich? A new sofa? #Canes I will pay you for a goal.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Instead of waiting for intermission I’m gonna go water my outdoor plants now…… 🤦‍♀️

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Someone give the marketing team a raise. They just won the internet for the month of June and nothing can top this (pun absolutely intended).

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I understand Martinook brought to life everything we’re feeling, but it’s still not too late to go crazy. Last I checked you can’t have a negative score in hockey. We’re at 0. It can’t get any worse, it can just get more insane. With less penalties. ✔️

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Can we go back to #CauseChaos please? And I mean FULL CHAOS. It’s game two and we’re floundering. Change up every line there is and just go fully mental. Why? Because currently whatever we’re doing now clearly isn’t working, so fuck it.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

How Stella Got Her Groove Back To The Future

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I’m shutting the house down, turning the TV off, and preparing for iPad in bed mode. I’m not going to sleep, but I am begging the #Canes — for the love of all things unholy, win this thing in regulation. I’ll buy you cookies - you don’t want me to bake them.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I’m gonna need more #Canes to choose violence.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Okay cool so Ehlers woke up today and chose violence. Word. #Canes

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Technically, it's not. It's 10:42 a.m., not 8:00 p.m. I'm at work pretending to do my job. I have no idea how the hell I'm going to pass the time today. It certainly won't be in a productive manner. Once I'm home I'll probably stress clean.

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I’m thoroughly enjoying the Syankley Cup Playoffs. #Canes

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Absconding Lavender @ripley-lv426.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

It’s possible I’m vibrating with nervous energy at a frequency only dogs can hear. That’s fine. Go #Canes.

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