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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Gotta answer the money phone rq 50 Psyducks sold at $70 each

Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Can anyone who is into Pokemon explain to me why these 2 cards have significantly jumped in price over the last year and are selling way more often than any other cards I'm selling?

Scan of a Psyduck #20 black star promo card, featuring Psyduck with a large ? above his head. Abilities read: 1 psychic energy: Headache: Your opponents can't play trainer cards during their next turn. 1 water energy: fury swipes: Flip 3 coins, deal 10 damage times the number of heads.

Scan of the pokemon card Team Rocket's Meowth, featuring art of Meowth swiping at the air, with odd 3d textures closing in on them. Ability reads: 1 colorless energy: Miraculous Comeback: Flip a number of coins equal to the total number of Pokemon in play. This attack does 10 damage times the number of heads. Then, Team Rocket's Meowth does 10 damage to itself times the number of tails.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Crazy that you can barely fall below the initial yt partner requirements and they just demonitize you

Screenshot of a youtube partner menu showing 3989 watch hours out of the required 4000 watch hours to become or maintain being a youtube partner

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I think of this post any time there's PC game platform discourse around Steam and its competitors

Screenshot of a 4chan post, a picture of Gabe Newell in a shiny office that reads: ">does nothing
>competition just keeps shooting themselves in the foot
what is this business strategy called?"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

begging the FFXI community to call Conquest Points and Capacity Points by their full government names.

screenshot of a discord message that reads "i got a good amount of CP last night"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

finally got my first st4 prime let's gooooo

Screenshot of an equipment window in Final Fantasy XI highlighting the instrument "Loughnashade", the prime instrument.

A tarutaru bard wearing new limbus gear and a black goblin masque, singing a bard song with his Loughnashade, the prime instrument

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

pokemon collectors/sellers: what would you value this collection at, assuming all cards were truly near mint condition: Unlimited: Base, Jungle 1st edition: Fossil, Gym Challenge, Gym Heroes, Neo Genesis, Neo Discovery

An opened pokemon binder, displaying the first 9 cards in the unlimited run of the base set, some stickers are attached to the inside cover of the binder

Front cover of a classic Pokemon collection binder, featuring a Sandshrew, Snorlax and Meowth

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Kind of a hack job but my lighter won't fall out of my pocket any more.

A pair of shorts with the front pocket turned inside out, displaying a tear in the original stitching. A tricolor corgi is lying on the floor in the background.

Close-up picture of the pocket of a pair of shorts stitched up somewhat unevenly with grey thread.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

It's all connected. But what does it mean?

An edited "Pepe Silvia Conspiracy" meme, with a superimposed image of "67, 69, 7/11, 9/11" suggesting that the 4 sets of numbers are connected in some way by marking red arrows between the matching numbers between the different sets (the "7" in "67" is connected to the "7" in "7/11" and so on.)

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Apparently WoW has nothing in place to prevent you from simply reusing the same name they can't stop my girl

Screenshot of a character window for "Machine Whisperer Pegbottom" level 48 Brewmaster Monk

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I can't believe they got my girl Pegbottom. Fuckin argue with a guy who loves Ronald Reagan ONE time and lose the damn name. Smh

Screenshot of a WoW character selection screen featuring a Pandaren Female wearing a white robe with the name PlayerPGQJMW, and a window to enter a new name. This character was previously named "Pegbottom"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It actually happened. Love wins.

Screenshot of InfoWars, purchased by the Onion, advertising new pride flag InfoWars tote bags

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

What perfect album came out when you were 16? Have to admit I had to look up albums from 2007 but this one is perfection starting at track 1 all the way through

The album cover for Bomb the Music Industry's "Get Warmer" album, featuring blocky letters spelling out the band's name, with a fuse on the O in Bomb. The image is evenly split between partly cloudy blue sky over a green grass field with several soccer goals. In the center where the sky and grass meet is a city skyline. A sketchy drawing of a speaker with action lines depicting sound is sketched in the bottom left corner.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

God drives on Overwatch was so terrible I was doing good rising through Gold then I did drives and in 1 day knocked all the way down from almost gold 3 support to Silver 1, but at least I got the cool nameplate right guys it was totally worth it right guys please say it was worth it

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Bread pudding and strawberry+cherry syrup

Close-up picture of bread pudding cups cut in half and covered in strawberry and cherry syrup

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

yeah it's been a little while since I played competitive OW

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

So I found something weird happening when I upgrade AF to +4 right now, all pieces I've upgraded since yesterday do not display the "+4" in the stat window but still shows in the item name in the list. Image 1: AF I upgraded a few weeks ago Image 2 and 3: pieces I upgraded yesterday and today

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, showing the usual format name for the item "Pummeler's Lorica +4"

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, notably showing that the "+4" in "Pummeler's Calligae +4" is not printed in the stat window.

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, notably showing that the "+4" in "Spaekona's Gloves +4" is not printed in the stat window.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Disappointing to see my vinyl HB soundtrack packed on top of shirts with no rigid support in a soft bag. The record seems fine but the sleeve is all kinds of crunched up, come on Hot Topic what are you doing

Sleeve for the vinyl record of Helluva Boss season 1 soundtrack, featuring noticeable creases and warping of the sleeve cardboard

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

This just in: NY now twice as gay

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Crazy that my mule got Hoxne Ampulla from SP Gobbie key, most valuable item from gobbie box/trove ever

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

☝️😀Um actually that is not a Starship that is a Loporrit

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV featuring a a player character Roegadyn standing next to a Loporrit named "Cruisingway" whose title appears to be "Starship" suggesting the NPC takes you to a starship, but it reads as if the Loporrit was the actual starship

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

More like the GEO BRD COR strat

The "Always Has Been" meme template, showing a world with superimposed text that reads "SB spam, SMNburn/AFAC, solo 4-step, TPburn, ranged strat, Manaburn" with the center astronaut asking "Wait, it's all GEO, COR, BRD?" with the astronaut on the right stating "Always has been"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The best part of the glasses update is not all of them got updated and are still headwear so you can wear akimbo sunglasses

Screencap of Final Fantasy XIV featuring a hellsguard roegadyn wearing a pair of sunglasses on his forehead as well as sunglasses over his eyes.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Can't believe Final Fantasy got me collecting another crystal who could have seen it comin

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an inventory window with 2 different kinds of crystals, a dark one called "Swart Astral Detritus" and a light one called "Shard of Bravery"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

brooooooo I lost 38 materia on melding the wrong materia, only to lose all 50 of the correct ones right after I hate melding so much. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Happy New Year everyone! watched all 3 extended Lords of the Rings today with some friends and partner starting around noon, and with some short breaks (and skipping credits) we almost perfectly accidentally timed the end of the 3rd movie with midnight

a screenshot of one of the final scene of Lord of the Rings: Return of the King featuring the time of 11:59 on the computer clock in the corner of the screen.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

My poor Red Coral Earrings I made during ARR desperately holding on to life as I finally level crafters beyond 50, it doesn't even have a proper signature any more I've had it so long.

screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV featuring a pentamelded Red Coral Earrings with 1% condition, and a signature that reads "Obtaining Signature"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

may all your discord servers and group chats be bountiful with vulgar emoji chain messages this Christmas.

screenshot of discord with most names removed for privacy reasons. The chat log features 3 vulgar copy-paste chain messages mixed with more "standard" merry christmas greetings.

There is not enough space in alt-text to provide full text, one example of the vulgar chain message is:
Happy 😃 hoe 🤣 hoe 😋 HOElidays 🎄all you santa 🎅 SLUTS 😫🍆💦 today is ❌❌❌mas 👀👉👌 and Santa 🎅 baby 👶🏼 is CUMMING 🍆💦💦💦😍 to town 🏙 all you naughty 👿 naughty 😈 girls 👧🏿👧🏻👧🏾👧🏼 boys 👦🏿👦🏼👦🏻👦🏽 and non-binary toys 🧒🏻🧒🏽🧒🏿🧒🏼💋😦😧😲😩😃 daddy claus can trim ✂️ MY Christmas tree 🎄 and fill up ⬆️ my stocking 🧦 if you know what I mean 👀💄👄👅 oh santa pally 🎅 I’ll be your nut 🌰 cracker ⚡️ if you nut 🥜 on my chest 🤽🏽‍♂️🤽🏻‍♂️ near an open fire 🔥 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sexiest 👄👅😂😂😂CHRISTMAS elves 🧝‍♀️ 😈🙌🏻 if you get 0️⃣ back 🥺🤭 you’re a vanilla 🍦 bitch 🤣🤣🤣 who will be having a silent 🤫 night 🌌 and won’t 🚫 be playing 🤹🏻‍♀️ in the white ⚪️ sticky 🍯 snow ❄️ ⛄️ this year 🤭😭😭😭🤷🏻‍♀️ if you get 3️⃣ back 😕😛 you’ll get FIVE 🖐 golden COCK rings 💍 😁😁😁 but no one to use them on 🧐😛😔😔😔 if you get 5️⃣ back 😲😲 your jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 will ROCK tonight 🥵😳😫 if you get 7️⃣ back 😎🤩🥳 you’ll be getting COAL-vid 19 this year 😔😔 sorry 😢 we can’t all 🥶😱 be winners 🏆 🚫 if you get 🔟 back 😁😁🤪😈🙀 well 👀 you didn’t hear it 👂 from me 👀 but you’ll have to invest 💰 in some extra WRAPPING paper 🍆 because you’ll be having a HOLEy 🕳 jolly Christmas 🎄 this year 😗😘🥰😍😋😜🤪 you and Daddy Santa 🎅 will be joining the mile high club ✈️ on his sleigh 🛷 this year 😉😏 maybe Mrs. Claus 🤶 will join 🚺💯 too 🥰 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 elves 🧝 🧝‍♀️ it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡️ run over 🏃‍♂️ grandma 👵 with a reindeer 🦌 have fun 🤩 getting that hot 🥵 hot 🔥 chocolate 🍫 🎅🏿

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

My partner got me the most diabolical gummy candy pack

Picture of a KFC branded "Gummy fried chicken gummy combo meal" featuring orange flavored Mac and cheese, pineapple flavored fries, tropical fruit flavored chicken drumsticks with sweet, spicy and sour sauces

A gummy chicken drumstick being dipped into a honey mustard-like sweet sauce

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Sorry YT I looked at 1 channel that had AI-generated nonsense, that someone else linked me to and you've placed it in my top interests for the whole year? I call shenanigans. Would not be surprised if YT is artificially inflating interest in AI in these recaps

Screencap of a YouTube recap suggesting the user was interested in AI content

Screencap of a YouTube recap showing interest in a Korean AI-generated content channel

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I GUESS Monster Hunter is a "Hunting" game.

Screenshot of a Discord conversation, with FunkyBoy displaying his Steam rewind category spider graph, he then asks "also what fuckin game have I been playing that has a hunting theme" assuming this is referring to Deer Hunter-style games. Someone with their name redacted replies "monster hunter" then FunkyBoy replies with the "I GUESS" comic panel

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Yep... things are just fine

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring the poster's character Funkyboy incapacitated underneath a fetter. Nearby are numerous other incapacitated characters.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

New Ultima fight is going swimmingly I'd say.

Screenshot of Final Fantast XI taken in a Limbus - Basement, featuring multiple fetters on screen with a large number of incapacitated players.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I love wasting inventory slots to put signed stuff in my bazaar to remember my old friends from FFXI, but putting up a Trump card for 7132024 is not it folks. Maybe if it was successful I would commemorate that date.

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a player's bazaar with a Trump Card for 7,132,2024, commemorating the "unsuccessful assassination of Trump"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Yeah you could say I like Helluva Boss I guess

Screenshot of Spotify Wrapped stating the user is in the top 0.3% of helluva boss listeners

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Wicked marketing really said let's partner with Plumbus

Picture of a Wicked-branded wand with pink jelly silicon spikes on the end. Somewhat resembling a Plumbus from Rick and Morty.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

yeah no fuckin shit that's why I put it in the search bar

Screenshot of a google search for "i hate bill maher rss feed", with the AI Overview replying "The RSS feed for the pocast you are likely referring to, titled "I Hate Bill Maher"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Cursed magic proxies just come to me in my dreams #hazbinhotel #mtg

An edited version of a Magic: the Gathering card, Karumonix, the Rat King, the art has been changed to Niffty from Hazbin Hotel sitting on her rat throne. The card is titled "Niffty, the Rat Queen"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Economy so bad it's got me making Waffle House at home.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Just did a little tidying up is all.

The 2-panel "Homer Back Fat" meme template. In the first panel, an empty inventory is displayed with the text "Inventory problems aren't that bad in FFXI". The second panel displays numerous other inventories that are full plus a subscription to 5 additional mog wardrobes and 2 mule characters.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

This new chair in Mabinogi is so cursed. Why am I doing a sexy pose on a giant needle?

A screenshot of Mabinogi, featuring a giant with bright red skin akin to a demon resting in a sexy pose against a giant hypodermic needle. The giant is wearing a matching red, black and gold shamala outfit with red wings.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Why do people act like gravy is this super difficult thing to make? I finally just did it and it's delicious and not that hard. Gravy is a little weirdly colored from all the paprika I used but it's really good!

Picture of a plate of biscuits and gravy, the gravy is heavily seasoned and thus is darker than typical white gravy.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I was missing Bojangles and I don't live in the south any more sooo homemade-ish chicken biscuits

A spicy chicken tender biscuit sandwich on a plate.

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