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Ralph the Corgi

@riotthecorgi.bsky.social
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Hooligan corgi keeping Chicago safe from squirrels and sneks and helping track the turtle beast, Mongo Torto, with my friend, Taco the Cat. NO TRUMP, NO MAGA folks.

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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 17h
Happy Monday people! It’s nice and cool for Chicago patrols!!!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday patrols time, people! Let’s go!!!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Couch cuddles!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wake up peoples - - time for Saturday patrols! Let’s chase some squirrels!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Afternoon patrols update!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday, friends! The rain is finally gone and @tacothecat.bsky.social and I are headed to Ibiza for the weekend! Who wants to join?!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Afternoon patrols update!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another day of rain, so we all a lobby picture this morning! Let’s go for soggy patrols, people!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update: been raining all day so dad took my picture in the elevator!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extra early patrols today — we had to stop for a coffee! Let’s go people!!!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday patrol times! Let’s go people — we got squirrels to chase!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update: all clear at the park!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand is moderating a panel for CMS?! There is no bottom for these people…
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday morning patrols time! Let’s go people — no more sleeps!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Sunday friends! Let’s go for patrols!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dad got me with the baths!!!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday pup cup times! Dad must have something awful planned for me!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday, friends! Behold my mighty floof!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Couch times with dad during his afternoon break!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need this in Chicago! Seattle Votes 7-2 to Restrict Algorithmic Grocery Pricing www.thestranger.com/news/seattle...
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Seattle Votes 7-2 to Restrict Algorithmic Grocery Pricing - The Stranger
The Seattle City Council voted Tuesday to limit how companies use personal data to set prices in grocery stores. The move will prohibit large grocery stores from using algorithmic pricing for individu...
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning, friends! Who is ready for Thursday / pre Friday patrols?!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update: ready for treats!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let’s go for Wednesday patrols people! Squizzers time!!!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welcome to Tuesday patrols! Let’s hustle, people — sleepy times is over!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update! All clear at the park!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Deep thoughts as I set off for my morning patrols! Let’s go people!!!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update! The rain continues…
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got the terrible towels treatment!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did quick patrols between the storms! Stay dry, people!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The treat supply has been replenished!!!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday patrols time! Expecting a day of storms here in Chicago…yuck!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Friday friends! @tacothecat.bsky.social
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I went on my afternoon patrols and the magic treat box outside of the dentist’s office was empty! Rude!!!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Even if the rains, we do put patrols! I love the wets — dad had to stop me from soaking in a big puddle!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ralph hates coats and other clothes!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We got stuck in the rain, so this will have to serve as my afternoon patrol update photo!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy Wednesday friends! We have sprinkles here but are ready for patrols!11
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Afternoon patrols update!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Daddy Trump is having a meltdown! Trump Slams Supreme Court Over Mail Ballot Ruling www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
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Trump Slams Supreme Court Over Mail Ballot Ruling
In a blistering attack on the court, President Trump said “these are not the people I interviewed” to serve as justices.
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Tuesday friends! We are in for several days of storms, so I had to get my patrols in this morning!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Behold the floof! Beware the might bork! I am Ralph, King of Chicago!!!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Afternoon patrol update!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s nice and cool this morning — perfect for Sunday patrols! Let’s go people!!!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Afternoon patrol update — park is all clear!
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Ralph the Corgi @riotthecorgi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am sleepy today but I still have to conduct my squizzer patrols! @tacothecat.bsky.social
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