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@riotcupcake.bsky.social
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The way I screeched pulling this card. 🥹
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Aubrey Edwards @refaubrey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I know not everyone cares about star ratings, but I am insanely proud of my coworkers nonetheless
A referee, disgusted at the antics of the winner, handing the new champion her belt
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Glad to see my feed on this app is still, mainly, pro wrestling news.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Just a couple of engineers, hanging out.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
We are getting a new ACOTAR book before GTA 6.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Grateful for all the family & friends that showed up this weekend for LJ’s on stage debut. ❤️
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Oh yeah, I’m excited to watch the Super Bowl.* *Read Mistborn while soaking in the bath my husband has prepared for me.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
No one is more quiet than my 2 year old eating a piece of ice cream cake.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Always crazy to see the guy I worked with a DQ on WWE Unreal. His dream was to write for them and it’s so cool seeing him live it.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
From WFH gremlin to MILF in record time. Honestly, it’s a talent.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
New favorite sound- my littlest belly laughing as the snow fell on him. 🥹
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
My mom writing a letter to a person that made her feel guilty over 50 years ago and calling them out on their bullshit was not the story I expected to hear today. But I am oh so proud.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Appreciate the in-depth RCA from the CEO: blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-...
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Cloudflare outage on November 18, 2025
Cloudflare suffered a service outage on November 18, 2025. The outage was triggered by a bug in generation logic for a Bot Management feature file causing many Cloudflare services to be affected.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
New Will & Testament format: My mother texting my siblings/me what she’s leaving each of us.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Sigh of relief after this school board election.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Oh, I forgot how rough the day after overnight upgrades are. Only 3 more maintenance windows to go. 🫩
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
10/10 recommend BJJ.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Unbelievable how utterly exhausted I am after working one day in the office.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
To my manicurist who listened to me explain my job- I’m sorry.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Celebrated 5 years married, yesterday. Spent the day being terrible at golf & ended the evening at our local barcade. ❤️
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Yes, I’ll report this email as phishing—but not before I take a screenshot of how dumb it is.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Summer Plans.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
He’s my favorite human.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Heading to Boston for AnsibleFest next week. What fun things should we try and check out?
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hardware sizing & afternoon meetings outside on the patio.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
New 1 RM Deadlift at 285#!!!
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It should be illegal to cold call someone on Teams.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Oh hey, I lifted 160# overhead today. 🤗
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Spent the afternoon at the art museum, attending a presentation on DNS Security. What a wild life I live.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
What a match between Toni & Mariah! I love pro wrestling. #AEWRevolution
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens are the Ross & Rachel of the WWE. #aretheyonoroffagain #eliminationchamber
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Day 2 of #F5AppWorld. Kicked off with an exciting Keynote.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Hello Vegas!
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Date night!
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The downside to working from home for the past 5 years is that I have no idea what to pack to wear for a tech conference in Vegas.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Husband surprised me with a steam deck. 🥹
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Went on a day date to the Picasso exhibit and even he is done with this bullshit.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It’s incredible how my recovery has bounced just back after a week of dialing in my nutrition and working out regularly.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Someone provided feedback for my PE that stated that I am “the heart and soul of the team.” Excuse me while I cry for the next 3 hours.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is the best Sonic movie because Goldfinger’s cover of 99 Red Balloons is part of the soundtrack.
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Sebas セバス @sebasbucks.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Tim McC @handle.invalid · 19/01/2025
My daughter's GS Robotics team participates in FIRST, building robots for competition. My daughter is learning C++, others focus on electronics, machining, etc. Support a good cause! digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/joseph... @tracketpacer.bsky.social mind a signal boost for a good cause?
Gadget Girls team hands-in at the tournamentGadget Girls working on the robot
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Kyle Fletcher looks like Sid from Toy Story. #AEW
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Balatro what are you doing to my life.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Playing Among Us with my family is the most hysterical time ever.
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My final ( & 50th!) book of the year was so adorable that I immediately gave it to my daughter to read. www.goodreads.com/book/show/61...
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Legends & Lattes (Legends & Lattes, #1)
After a lifetime of bounties and bloodshed, Viv is hang…
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
It finally happened. Wordle 1,290 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Great Game Awards tonight!
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
What is your typical response to a meeting invite with no agenda?
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Melissa @riotcupcake.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Windows facial recognition fails to identify me when I’m wearing my glasses but doesn’t hesitate when I’m eating.
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