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@ringsofstupid.bsky.social
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"my friends call me sally!" [ MUSE IS A HUMANIZED SATURN! ] Penned by Jan (she/her, adult mun) cw: this is my only acc that is 100% open to nsfw on the TL! pfp credit: ca.pinterest.com/pin/83063272506506…

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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 9h
"i just got a sudden urge to be scratched behind my left ear. i wonder why that is."
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 9h
"whatcha doin'?" giant puppygirl lady peeking in through a window.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 9h
she shrugs, and pokes the sword one final time. except this time the fire goes beyond her glove, and actually touches her skin. and now she's a fire lady. "gah-! not again..." she shakes like a wet dog, and tiny little flaming asteroids shoot out from her, which somehow removes the fire. "there!"
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 10h
"good morning everyone!!!! :D" since when did she have a tail? and why is it wagging?
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"woaaah, fire stick!" she gets up and immediately starts poking it. whenever she catches fire, she giggles. "that tickles!"
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"yeah? i didn't mind waiting, a few hours isn't really all that important when you get to be as old as i am, hehe." she giggles. "anyway, did you need something? or did you just wanna show me the cool water thingy?"
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"woaaah, cool guitar!" :D
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hanging out at that fountain place, mostly because she knows if she tries to leave she'll get lost. she's currently balancing one of her rings on her finger, as if it were a basketball.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"ohhhhhhhhh! cool!" :D
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"woah...what does any of that mean?"
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"thank you!!!!" :3 she sits down to be at eye level with the stranger.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"hiiii! new friend! :D"
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🥺
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Why is everyone calling me hot?! I’m nowhere near the heat radius of sol!”
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Well, if you paid attention in space class, you’d know that I’m made of a bunch of tiny Little Rocks, but I’m mostly gas. And last time I checked, gas isn’t stuck as one solid shape.” >:[
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“RIGHT?! freaking humans and their stupid rules about reality…”
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Beep.”
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Well, just because I can change what I look like, it doesn’t mean I’m lying!” God forbid I leave orbit once in a while…” She continues to pout like a little kid.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“You don’t believe me? :<” She pouts.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I’m a planet!” :3
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Smart Monkey Listening Monkey
ALT: Smart Monkey Listening Monkey
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“it’s a human thingy.”
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Isn’t Tuesday for tacos?”
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
//girl sally had to sit down to be at eye level with termina. //insert literally any image of the solar system size comparison
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
0///0 Aaand she buries her face in the bed’s blanket. U >_<U
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"i love titties...."
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"is something wrong?" :<
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
// yeah youre stuck as a fuckass rock, loser /j
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"TITTIES?!?!?!"
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Did You See That Bunny
ALT: Did You See That Bunny
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
// if your character is a formless celestial body that's made of tiny space rocks you dont have to come up with a design at all bc she can just be whatever she wants /silly
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Think About It Meme
ALT: Think About It Meme
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"i'm a gas giant, not a solid giant. duh." she giggles at her own terrible joke, before turning into a mass of dust and asteroids, only to reform in a shorter version of her usual look, now exactly six feet, but with added puppy ears and tail. "woah, i didn't have those last time! cool!"
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"yeah! yeah!" nodding her head up and down excitedly as her tail wags even faster.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"hi!" the thud startles her. "...are you okay?"
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"just one's okay! just because i'm big, it doesn't mean i need more food." she giggles at her own remark, and happily takes a marshmallow. instead of using a stick, she just holds it over the fire with her arm. her arm catches fire, but all she does is blow it out and eat the marshmallow. "yummy!"
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"i like it! it makes me happy. like, really happy!" behind her, a trail of dust and asteroids clusters into a tail the color of her hair. it wags gently behind her, and somehow she doesn't notice.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a tiny anime girl that vaguely resembles sally waves up at him from the side of the bed. "hiiii!!!!! i got tiny so i could fit in here. your room is really small." she has no idea how adorable she looks.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
// i love doing threads where sally acidentally sets herself up and then gets surprised when someone flirts with her. like, girl, you literally presented them with the opprotunity. dumbass
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she sits down so that she's at eye level with termina. "ohhh! jupiter said it's because of how i react when i get called a good girl." she's THIS clueless?!
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"yeah! because i'm the planet!" she points to the rings floating around her head, as if they weren't obvious beforehand. "saturn is a shortening of my last name, saturna. well, in english anyway."
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"AAH-" "oh, hi termie!" :D "i was talking to jupiter, and apparently i'm something called a puppy girl. do you...know what that is?" she has no idea she's setting herself up.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she's found a coloring book, and is having the time of her life coloring only on the OUTSIDE of the lines, because she's an idiot.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"arf!" :3
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"i miss termie...she was so kissable."
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"yes please!!!! i'm salem by the way, but my friends call me sally! and the little earth creatures call me saturn."
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"oooo fire!" sits next to them and also stares at the fire.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
// MINE TOO
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she just lays sprawled out in the grass by the fountain, paying with her rings.
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"i like all the food!" :3
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"duh! you're cute! and okay." sitting down next to the fountain. [ also she doesn't really have a set height, she's just tall. ]
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{🪐[ ᦓꪖꪶꫀꪑ ᦓꪖꪻꪊ᥅ꪀꪖ ]🪐} @ringsofstupid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she literally has to take two steps to catch up to him and pick him up. "nyo. i wanna hang out more. >:[" carrying him back to the fountain.
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