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@rillacuthbert.bsky.social
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I'm the Paris of People. Lukewarm takes about academia, Bruins hockey, astrology, tv, white supremacy, and Taylor Swift. Fandom Old. ♑♊♏. Banner by @carliesholyground.swifties.social. she/her

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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I have never looked this cute after surgery
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Everyone's favorite girl is having emergency surgery this evening. If all goes well, she should have a full recovery. Snuggle your pets extra hard tonight.
Penny: a chocolate and tan mini doxie
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Someone kindly updated this
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Jenna coded characters
Veronica Mars (Kristen Bell)Toby Ziegler from the West Wing (Richard Schiff)Melissa Schemmenti from Abbott Elementary (Lisa Ann Walter)Stevie Budd from Schitt's Creek (Emily Hampshire)
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
There is human walking around with this tattoo and somehow they AREN'T my best friend?
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This or That: Speak Now
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Prepare accordingly friends
AO3 will be down for 15 hours on Jan 21st starting at 8AM UTC
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Two BFFs having a snuggle. ❤️
Penny, a mini dachshund in a blue harness, rubs her face on her 75 lbs best friend Isaac's face. This is how they show each other unconditional love.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Canolli Tiramsu - pistachio and chocolate chip tiramsu topped with canolli shells
An enormous Tiramsu A bowl of canolli Tiramsu
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I am obsessed with my new floral tattoo!
A large tattoo of a red and pink poinsettia with yellow chrysanthemum and purple pansies.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Everything is terrible. Please enjoy Penny cuddling with her favorite human(non-granddad division), her dog walker.
A chocolate and tan mini doxie in a blue harness rest on a green blanket to await her belly rubs.A chocolate and tan mini doxie in a blue harness rest on a green blanket and gets her belly rubs.A chocolate and tan mini doxie in a blue harness rest on a green blanket insisting the belly rubs never stop.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Honestly getting TWO tiny dogs was my best life choice
A chocolate and tan mini doxie in a blue harness shows off her bleep. A black, white, and tan mini doxie in a pink harness runs down the sidewalk with her back paw in the air.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Penny and Trixie send licks to Nellie. Sausage Gang!
A chocolate and tan mini doxie is rolled in a blue blanket like a burrito. She is using her little sister (a longhair black, white, and tan mini doxie in a pink harness) as a pillow.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I will be thinking about these tuna tartare cones with wasabi cream on my death bed.
Mini ice cream cones filled with tuna tartar topped with wasabi cream
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Real ones get it.
Coney Island bench Christmas Ornament
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
"We were breed to murder badgers"
Two dachshunds, one black, white, and tan and one chocolate and tan, in chicken costumes.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you ever catch me buying moisturizer again, someone stop me.
25+ Moisturizers in a plastic case
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
That cancelled show you will never stop thinking about.
Sweet Vicious leads Elizabeth Bennett and Taylor Darden dresses in dark jackets and stocking caps.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The Holly Hunter movie Home for the Holidays (1995) is an underrated Thanksgiving classic
The movie poster for Home for the Holidays. Holly Hunter, Robert Downey Jr, and Anne Bancroft have top bill.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Correct! Corn casserole is an elite Thanksgiving side
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Best Taylor Swift collab but you aren’t allowed to say exile or Fortnight Safe and Sound
Taylor Swift & the Civil Wars
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
This is Trixie's move as well
A longhair black, white, and tan mini dachshund is flopped on her back with her pink belly exposed. She doesn't know why you aren't giving her belly rubs.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Can I offer you 📸 of 2 cute puppies? 🫂
A longhair black, white, and tan doxie in a pink harness sits on a stone wall in the garden. A mini chocolate and tan doxie sits on blue cushioned outdoor sofa. There is a pattern pillow behind her and her left ear flops in the breeze.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
High five!
A meme: Being child free sucks. The only thing I ever get to do is whatever the hell I want.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Penny & Trixie stopped playing long enough for me to take the rare double dachshund picture.
A chocolate and tan mini doxie in a blender harness sits next to a longhair black, white, and tan doxie in a pink harness on a blue and white stripped chair.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The Bruins announcers being confused why they are not getting penalty calls in Montreal.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Worth it!
Two mini dachshunds sleeping in a heart shaped in a grey blanket.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The Life of a Showgirl ❤️‍🔥💃 Chanel Coco Mademoiselle: a woody floral with bright orange, yellow florals, and patchouli Tom Ford Bitter Peach: a boozy gourmand with juicy peach, wood, and vanilla
An opaque peach Chanel Coco Mademoiselle bottle set against a backdrop of white laceChanel Coco Mademoiselle Top, Middle, and Base NotesA orange bottle of Tom Ford Bitter Peach with a white label surrounded by sliced peaches and blood oranges on a white background.Tom Ford Bitter Peach Top, Middle, and Base notes
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
TTPD ✒️⌛ Kilian Paris Good Girl Gone Bad: a warm floral with orange blossom and a wood base Diptyque L'Eau Papier: an earthy wood and mimosa scent that evokes old books
A bottle of Kilian Paris Good Girl Gone Bad with a gold lid and label against a backdrop of white florals and black. Kilian Paris Good Girl Gone Bad Top, Middle, and Base NotesA bottle of Diptyque L'Eau Papier with a white label and black top against a white and grey background with a few small yellow flowers. L'Eau Papier Notes
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Midnights 🕰️🌃 Mugler Alien: a rich and warm jasmine and amber floral Le Labo Santal 33: an aromatic spicy sandalwood with leather and violet
A Mugler Alien purple and gold bottle against a purple background with red-purple rocks and white flowers. Mugler Alien Top, Middle, and Base NotesA transparent Le Labo Santal 33 bottle with a silver top on a wooden base with a white background and purple flowers.Santal 33 Notes
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Evermore 🍂🤎 Phlur Missing Person: a clean floral musk with white flowers, bergamot, and woods Jo Malone London Wood Sage & Sea Salt: an aromatic marine scent with grapefruit and musk mellow
A bottle of Phlur Missing Person with a white top on a peach background. The bottle is surrounded by white flowers and bergamot slices. Missing Person Top, Middle, and Base NotesA bottle of Jo Malone Wood Sage & Sea Salt with a silver top on a peach background. The bottle is surrounded by wood, salt, green sage, and rocks. Wood Sage & Sea Salt Notes
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Folklore🍃🪩 Jo Malone English Pear & Freesia: a popular fruity floral with rose, musk, and patchouli Heretic Dirty Hinoki: a aromatic green wood with pine, cypress, and spice
A transparent bottle of Jo Malone English Pear & Freesia with a silver top surrounded by pears, white flowers, and leaves. Jo Malone English Pear & Freesia Top, Middle, and Base NotesA transparent bottle of Heretic Dirty Hinoki with a black top on a light blue background. The bottle is surrounded by wood, pine nettles, and yellow liquid. Dirty Hinoki Top, Middle, and Base Notes
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Lover 🏹💗 Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb: a classic floral with peony, rose, patchouli Tom Ford Lost Cherry: a cherry and almond gourmand with a wood and spice base
A transparent hand grenade shaped bottle Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb with a gold top sits on a bed of pink peonies and roses. Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb Top, Middle, and Base NotesA bottle Tom Ford Lost Cherry surrounded by dark red cherriesTom Ford Lost Cherry Top, Middle, and Base Notes
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Reputation 🐍🖤 YSL Libre: a classic lavender and white floral with citrus, vanilla and musk Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540: a warm wood with saffron, pine, and cedar
A transparent bottle of YSL Libre with a black cap on a white background with lavender and white flowers. YSL Libre Top, Middle, and Base NotesA bottle of Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 with a gold top and red label. It is on a light gold backdrop with saffron threads, amber, white flowers, and fir nettles. Baccarat Rouge 540 Top, Middle, and Base Notes
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
1989 🏙️💄 Carolina Herrera Good Girl: a spicy white floral gourmand with a tonka and cacao base Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gioia: a fresh aquatic citrus scent with mint and cedar
A Carolina Herrera Good Girl bottle is shaped like a dark navy and gold high heel shoe. The bottle is surrounded by white flowers and a black background. Carolina Herrera Good Girl Top, Middle, and Base NotesA transparent round bottle of Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gioia with a green top. The background is blue water with citrus fruit and white flowers.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Red 🍁🧣 Givenchy L'Interdit Rouge: a spicy jasmine floral with ginger and sandalwood YSL Black Opium: a warm gourmand with coffee, almond, and vanilla notes
A red bottle of Givenchy L'Interdit Rouge on a red background with wood and white flowersGivenchy L'Interdit Rouge Top, Middle, and Base NotesA black bottle of YSL Black Opium with a pink round label on a pink and black background with coffee beans, vanilla pods, and white flowers. YSL Black Opium Top, Middle, and Base Notes
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Speak Now🎆🐉 Miu Miu Miutine: a berry gourmand with white florals and a vanilla and brown sugar base Glossier You: a soft musk with spicy peppercorn and powdery iris
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Fearless 🫶💛 Chloé by Chloé: a classic warm floral with rose, magnolia, and amber Maison Margiela REPLICA Beach Walk: a fresh beachy solar with coconut, citrus, and musk
A transparent bottle of Chloé against a white, cream, and blue background. The bottle top is off and their is a beige fabric bow around the neck of the bottle.Chloé's Top, Middle, and Base NotesA transparent bottle Maison Margiela REPLICA Beach Walk with a large white label. The bottle sits on a white rock next to a shell & pebble with the ocean in the background.Maison Margiela REPLICA Beach Walk Top, Middle, and Base Notes
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Debut 🦋🤠 Marc Jacobs Daisy: a youthful white floral with berry, citrus, and musk notes Kayali Yum Pistachio Gelato: a sweet and nutty gourmand with a tonka and sandalwood base
Bottle and mini travel spray of Daisy surrounded by white and yellow flowers and greenery. The clear bottle has a gold ball top with white daisies Marc Jacob's Daisy's Top, Middle, & Base Notes2 opaque mint green bottles of Yum Pistachio Gelato with white tops and 2 see through smaller bottles of Yum Pistachio Gelato with gold lids on a bed of pistachio ice cream, marshmallows, and nuts on a sage green background.  Kayali Yum Pistachio Gelato Top, Middle, and Base Notes
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Can I interest you in Penny and Trixie in cuddle puddles?
A longhair black, white, tan mini dachshund in a pink harness rest on top of her sleeping sister. Her sister is a smooth chocolate and tan mini dachshund in a blue vest. Two mini doxie-one smooth chocolate and tan and one longhair black, white, and tan- look up at the camera. They are very cute.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
There is comedy. There is high comedy. And then there is a mini dachshund in a cone. *she is fine, so this is very funny*
A longhair black, white, and tan mini doxie wearing a pink harness and a plastic cone. A longhair black, white, and tan mini doxie wearing a pink harness and a plastic cone.  She can not believe she must endure this indignity.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
THIS OR THAT (the life of a showgirl edition)
Created By: inmyspeaknowera.swifties.social

Elizabeth Taylor vs Father Figure
The Fate of Ophelia vs The Life of a Showgirl
CANCELLED! vs Opalite
Eldest Daughter vs Ruin The Friendship
Wood vs Actually Romantic
Honey vs Wi$h Li$t
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Baseball is gonna make me bust out the playoff hockey meme.
Meme says: Why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Meanwhile in Massachusetts...
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Yes! Normies hate this shit.
Tweet from a Congressional staffer discussing the remarkable call volume on the East Wing demo.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Love being read to filth at 11AM by a guinea pig. poomang.com/en/t/doodlea...
A doodle animal personality quiz result: I'm a guinea pig?
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My dad remains Penny's favorite human.
A smooth chocolate and tan mini dachshund in a blue harness. She is sleeping across my dad's arm. Her eyes are closed and her ears are flipped inside out.
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Jenna @rillacuthbert.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
As a collector of sexist mid-century advertising, this is my great white whale
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