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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧

@rileysdtr.bsky.social
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Beer, hockey and smart-ass remarks

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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂 he comes with me but I appreciate the offer!
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Teddy Cat came home for a weekend foster 12+ years ago. Decided he liked it. Stayed. No one in the household got a vote.
Large mackerel tabby curled up on a knit afghan with blue and red pillows just above his head.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
He is snoring. Loudly.
Mackerel Tabby snuggled up against my arm as I lie on the bed. There is a book I’m trying to get out from under him, and pillows in the background.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app I’m goin’ in
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Awesome update as always and you’ve never been to the Maritimes? You’ll love them! If you swing all through Chicago you can cuddle our big guy as a stopgap…
Bernese Mountain Dog lying in the grass.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The metric doesn’t go past 500 on this app…
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It feels like 103 out here. Guess who wants to hang out in the sun? With that heavy black coat he heats up like he’s in a griddle yet somehow doesn’t care.
A Bernese mountain dog lying in the grass looking very, very hot
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Stay cool, work smart, hydrate and watch out for your pets and local animals. Let’s all be careful out there.
5-day outlook for Chicago weather that shows heat building to sunny, hot and humid starting today and going to Thursday. Lows will only be in the high 70s and there is no rain or heavy clouds expected.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bunsen ready for his interview… he’s applying for Chief Cuddle Officer.
Bernese Mountain Dog wearing a pastel stripe tie.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s all in the legs…
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bunsen is ready if you hear of any other openings when you get to DC. He knows it’s important to dress for the job you want. Hoping for Chief Cuddle Officer.
A Bernese mountain dog lying on an oriental rug with chair legs behind him. He is wearing a striped tie in pastel colors and looking slightly to the right of the camera.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
Promo from TV show ‘When Things Were Rotten’ with characters from Robin Hood featured. The promo has brown edging with gold trim.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A chocolate lab puppy lying on grass. In front of her is a large blue plastic ball with big holes in it. She is looking at the camera.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bunsen responds by letting his flews flap
Bernese Mountain Dog asleep half-upside down on a hardwood floor covered partly by an oriental rug. His front feet are up in the air and cheeks are loose where you can see into his mouth.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Big boys are the best boys!
A Bernese Mountain Dog sits, thrilled as a little boy pets him. The boy sits on a leather- topped footrest, which sits on top of a small rug on beige carpet. Around them are wood panel walls, a glass door, and the edge of a couch.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Bunsen is a 110-pound lapdog but needs to step his game up… Our buddy has a Great Pyrenees (Bunsen’s best friend) who is around 150 pounds. And llllooovves to cuddle.
A woman with grey hair sitting on a wooden floor in a living room surrounded by furniture. She had a very large white dog with grey-and-tan ear and face markings sitting in and around her lap.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Don’t have a horse but that is almost exactly our Teddy Cat.
A mackerel tabby in 3/4 profile looking to his right.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@seananmcguire.bsky.social per the DM
A closeup of a mackerel tabby staring intently at the camera.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The face of a Pope who knows how to handle business.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It’s a cat thing…
A mackerel tabby lying in a blue blanket, paw across and holding down the (blue sweatshirt-clad) arm of the hand rubbing his jowls. He has a narrow-eyed expression and is clearly not done being petted.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He’s a good Chicago lad and seems to have a solid sense of how things stand. Plus? Forgive me, your Holiness, but would….
Photo of Pope Leo as a young man. He’s wearing a Roman collar, sunglasses, a fedora (like the Blues Brothers.)
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Bunsen Cottontail says ‘happy Easter!’
A Bernese mountain dog sitting on a wooden deck with a brick wall and white door behind him. Also behind him is a grill, covered and tied down. He has a doggy smile and is wearing an Easter egg print bandana.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using, with no explanation.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Well fuckity ding dong. You need a fun weekend (week… month… whatever… year… ) in Chicago come on by - we have an extra room and endless snacks, plus Berner cuddles on demand.
Closeup of a Bernese Mountain Dog snout, looking concerned.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@seananmcguire.bsky.social per my DM.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Todd McClellan, coach of the Red Wings. He has white and gray hair and a light stubble goatee; and is wearing a white shirt, blue sport coat, and a blue and green patterned tie.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Mostly. Bunsen does like St Patrick’s Day, though. Erin go Bark! (Note: you can tell this is not a photo from this year because my backyard is a frozen, snow-covered wasteland right now.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
*stares in Chicago*
A Bernese Mountain Dog standing in a pile of snow with snow falling and a lot more snow behind him. He is looking at the camera.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Mackerel tabby ‘helping’ make the bed. He is standing amid a pile of white and grey bedding, looking up at the camera. A Bernese mountain dog in a beige-pained hallway with white trim. He is lying on an oriental rug (blues, creams and browns) in a brown hardwood floor.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
@seananmcguire.bsky.social zoo day and the spiny-tailed monitor says ‘hiya!’ Also: ‘…and Juliet’ is coming to Chicago. If you come in you (and @infamousfiddler.bsky.social ) are very welcome to stay with us. You will be cuddled on by a large dog who thinks he’s a small dog.
Closeup of a spiny-tailed monitor lizard. Bernese Mountain Dig lying in a hallway in an oriental rug looking at the camera
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Bunsen knows it’s important to dress for the job you want; he has heard there is an opening for Chief Cuddle Officer…. Hopes you review his resume.
A Bernese mountain dog wearing a tie with pastel diagonal stripes. He is lying on a rug and there are chair and table legs behind him.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Then there’s the ‘fling yourself off the porch into the snow’ approach to canines. One of my fave bits from when Bunsen was a puppy and we still had Lilly.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
A mackerel tabby curled loosely on a light blue knit cotton blanket. He has white paw tips, a red collar, and long whiskers.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day from Bunsen!
A Bernese mountain Dog wearing a red bandana with hearts on it. He is sitting on a wooden deck in the sun.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day, Chester! To your dads, too!
A Bernese mountain Dog wearing a red bandana with hearts on it. He is sitting on a wooden deck in the sun.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I try to keep a nice bouquet on tap for us, though it has taken time to establish detente with the cats.
A glass vase of flowers is sitting on a white stovetop. There is a tea kettle to the left in the beck burner
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The pork has entered the crock pot!
A pork shoulder roast - fat side up - sits in a black and silver crock pot.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Ooh - New friend?
A Bernese mountain dog smiling up at the camera.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The big guy got a dental today and is still so very, very stoned…
A Bernese Mountain dog curled up asleep. He is lying on a gold and orange oriental rug with a dark border, and there is a yellow-and-green squeaky toy in front of him.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Durbin’s Chicago office might still work.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It is -9 (f) here in Chicago and thus big goofball couldn’t be happier.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
-9 here and this big goofball couldn’t be happier
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
*waves from Chicago* It was -10 this morning and this big goofball couldn’t have been happier.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Forecast for Chicago, in Celcius
Screenshot of the Chicago weather forecast. It says ‘Chicago’ at the top. Believe is -2, feels like -7. Below that is the 10-day forecast of cold weather.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
🙄 yes it’s cold, but it’s an island, influenced by the water surrounding it. Inland is where things get chilly. Here’s the next few days in Chicago, in Fahrenheit, without the wind chill. I’m still going to end up standing on the back deck in my bathrobe yelling at the dog to come back in…
Snapshot of the 10-day forecast in Chicago showing temps ranging from 19 Fahrenheit (some highs) to -12 Fahrenheit (some lows)
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Here little brother… have a treat
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Also: Teddy Cat was supposedly ‘feral’; caught in a trap, terrified, taken to our vet. After his neuter when they realized just what a sweetie he was they talked us into taking him home for a weekend ‘play date’ with Gwen Kitty. That was 10 years ago.
A tuxedo cat cuddled with a mackerel tabby on an unmade bed. They are on top a light grey and dark grey comforters with a light blue blanket and grey tartan flannel sheets.
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
1) For every day 2) For when I’m feeling fancy. Michigan(ish)
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Riley 🍂🍁🍎🥧 @rileysdtr.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Ted says trolling the dog is fun! Taking over Bunsen’s bed is one thing, but claiming his squeaky turtle is another level.
A mackerel tabby cat lying on a large brown dog bed with a yellow, green and orange dog squeak toy partially underneath him.
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