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Riley (he/they)

@riley001.bsky.social
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i like things and stuff! trans dude, AuDHD+some other stuff, i will definitely not forget what im writing halfway thro replies are a gamble on sfw and nsfw v( ̄ー ̄)v

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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
you caught me at a very non beer time in my life
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
you caught me at a very beer time in my life
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
a man walks into a bar. a horse walks into a bar. a priest, a rabbi, and a whale walk into a bar. the bartender realizes he's in all bars and no bars simultaneously. he is the omnipotent being in all scenarios, knowing how they play out and every punchline. a woman walks into a bar and gets a beer
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
might need a third account to just post batshit crazy stuff too. the vent account is venting. the third? me speaking straight nonsense.
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
im done with you youtube
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
fucking wild that i won 3rd in a contest and i feel like the other team from my town deserved it more. or like, any other team there. i dont understand how i got third but i'll take it? i get to go to the next competition now though so thats cool.
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
discord suspended my account and then told me to make an appeal. i have done nothing. i just got hacked. apparently i made an application (i barely know how to code with scratch??) that got reported and that took my account down too :P this is bullshit and now ive just completely lost my account :(
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
heyaaa sorry ive been gone heres some picture with more context in the alt text! honestly i totally forgot bluesky existed.. :3
the weather got REALLY twitchy. like, 10 F to 60 F within two weeks. my wifi got really shit too and i suspect it's the weather's fault.however it was also very nice outside sometimes! i actually went to touch grass and have ended up with a boyfriend :) i also got this giant fucking hat. shout out coolshirtz for the fishing cap i paid 60 dollars cuz of this fuckass country!! very worthalso got really into photography again. heres my two cats! smaller white one is peaches (M, flamepoint siamese) and gray (F, gray cat??). they fought viciously afterwards.
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
i live in an indie horror game :D that last one kinda sucks but its ok
i dont know why it spinnin
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
hey guess what i still have to wait another day because i misremembered days. i just wamt the patreon :(
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
FOR FUCKS SAAAAAAAKE >:( (i have to wait one more day b4 i can get money)
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Chat what if i went left at the crossroads :3 for funny points :333
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
i be needing employment or some shit i require content of cold ones :[ gimme a week
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
ALSO ALSO hello i did a redesign of my Shit because it was Old. hope yall like it :D
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
currently on a cold ones kick (terrible. horrible. this will shape my personality for the next year until i either forget or run out of moneh for their patreon.) watch me start liking podcasts-
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i'll explain myself if anyone asks but my opinion on isaac q4's tier list #iFUCKINGHATEabyss
a tier list of all isaac quality 4's (and some quality 3's) put into five tiers. contains 40 items
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bethany enjoyer 💙 @jayluxuosus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
happy ween #thebindingofisaac #tboiau
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
update the horse has killed the party. our dm refuses to believe we died to a horse. he has voice recordings of everyone confessing that they died to a fucking horse now.
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
DND HORSE. DND HORSE. DND HORSE. MY DM IS THREATENING THE LVL 13 PARTY WITH A GOLDEN HORSE. THE CLERIC? DED. THE BARBARIAN? FRIGHTENED SND SPRINTING AWAY.
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
going as a wizard for halloween becaus i was Inspired .. scrunklo comign soon. :3
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
how many days have we been in a government shutdown? this just seems unending :(
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
dairy queen such a good burger place but last time i went there was actual chunks of rubber/plastic in my burger so now i stick to blizzards :P
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
me and my parents like Atavista by Childish Gambino but the cover is really plain lol anyway i knew that the album name was there but my parents never did bcuz they only had spotify on tv so the detail was fucked by the bright screen watching my own mom question spotify is an experience :3
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bethany enjoyer 💙 @jayluxuosus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
the greed family #thebindingofisaac #tboiau
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expiredbeans @expiredbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Keeper icon #tboi
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
new picture dump with alt text explanations :) all taken by me please credit if ya repost it :P
Sunset sky. Blue/pink/orange/white colors in top to bottom order. Trees in frame are completely black and look like cutouts against the cloudy sky. Mostly tree. Completely grayscale picture of ominous fog, trees, and the sun. The sun does have yellow tint and is on rule of thirds, drawing attention to it. The photo has a horror film aesthetic according to my gay bestie.Bonus: fat fucking chipmunk stealing my goddamn blackberries. he watched me while i spent three minutes trying to take this photo. JUDGE HIM.
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Ris @xrisarts.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
ough..im so done for.. #GhostSoap #soapghost
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
dnd is great
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
feeling like cheese i might elaborate but like ... cheese.
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
i despise yt shorts rn because i cannot find the good fyp anymore. these mfs spamming me with movie clips! I WANT SILKSONG CONTENT!!
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i love the binding of isaac
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
she isaac on my binding till.. she.. she binding on my repentance till i isaac.. she.. HE binding on my isaac till I.. rebirth..? (loud incorrect buzzer)
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🔞 MinMin Does [Whatever] @minmindoesnsfw.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
First post! making a mlp character bc of a friend :3
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
remembering for a narrative essay i wrote an assassin falling into temporal hell where she had to relive every one of her kills as the victim and the killer simultaneously. once she finished out all her kills, it moved on to endless hallways that she couldn't escape. in reality she was having a 1/2
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
is double barrel banana real
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
yello :) i got cod warzone and its pretty fun :3 any games you guys love?
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
finished my spiderman save from 2022 on ps4 ;-; the story made me cry jesus christ anyway imma hop into spiderman miles morales l8r so thats gonna be my night
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
@tobyfox.undertale.com my brother asks "why is deltarune" with no context. could you provide an answer? :3
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
my liked songs genuinely dictated by my tiktok fyp like.. tf you mean lil' freak (bbno$) is right after dragula (rob zombie) and zydrate anatomy (repo! the genetic opera)?
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
this is the peak of my artbilities
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
deadass in taco bell and everyone i hate pulled up what the fuck
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
nature is so pretty :)
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
this is Sunny and she doesn't understand that the door is right there
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
frankly i fuck with the uneditid color rn (its a placeholder for clipping layers)
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
chat hi
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
it was femtanyl not ww
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
do vegan people like the costco 1.50 hotdog
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
i love chappel roan.. guilty pleasure and red wine supernova most listened to rn.. and will wood.. marsha.. the whole normal album..
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Riley (he/they) @riley001.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
commissions r still open.. examples of more colored/shaded and sketches..
silly alien dudetteinfinite but mouthwashing themedcorrupted ver of infinite w/o masknormal infinite w/o mask
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