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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 4h

*psst* Hey! Your mask is slipping!

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 5h

Seen outside Dan Sullivan's office in Alaska.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 8h

For people not celebrating Halloween their Stepford Wives costumes sure are well done.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My man looks like a young Reverend Henry Kane from Poltergeist 2.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You're right! I do salute the flag. This one:

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Says the newscaster willing to sell us out to ant overlords...

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Also John Bigboote was already taken.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I tried it. It doesn't work. This is me at 19. I chose poorly.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I bet it has 'Exquisite Mouth Feel'!

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Perhaps each actor downs a 40, and it sounds like Old English.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well, if you know a better way to clear your Thetans, I'd like to hear it! Plus, Morbius is the one place Lord Xenu would fail to look.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us!

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'll take things I never noticed before for 300, please Ken.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Please welcome your next governor!

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

'Just some light entertainment in the background. Nothing to see here.'

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

'Punchy' was originally known as 'Curdy' when they made 'cheese in a can' The slogan: "How would you like a nice Hawaiian cheese?!" Didn't catch on, so they changed to fruit drinks.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*Pearl clutching will intensify*

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The Chinchillas of Unusual Size (COUS) strike fear in the hearts of the most stalwart adventurer.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It won't. But when will I have another opportunity to quote The Violent Femmes?

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oh look. Now @schumer.senate.gov daughter can now send him blank checks when he votes against his constituents interests.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It was called "Tan Suit and Class to Boot".

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'll be waiting for Simpsons to predict the future again. Let's hope they use it in a big mac for him.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A movie about four orangutans and power tools. (Also Danny DeVito is in it.)

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time."

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"We represent the Box of wine guild, the box of wine guild. And in the name of the box of wine guild, we welcome you to drunky-gym."

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Beep once for yes and twice for no. www.upi.com/Top_News/US/...

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"Deadly drum circle. Haven't seen one of those since my third sophomore year." Droz -PCU

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Rest in Peace, Wendell Berry Questionnaire: A poem.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Eat the rich, and their cookies!

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

He'd do it, and still not get the joke's on him.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

30 years and 135 lbs ago I played Frank in a local Rocky Horror cast. Once I was lucky enough after a production of Spamalot to catch him, David Hyde Pierce, and Hank Azaria at a stage door exit. They all signed my poster and playbill. Tim Curry signed it with with a huge smile!

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Peoples hair once conditioner 'takes hold'.

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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If they can scuttle, why not Zoidberg?

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