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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖

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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my favorite (queer inclusive) wine bar was bought out 💔
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
they took my fucking gallbladder and now i’m having every craving under the sun
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
and stupid
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
look at you.. just loud and wrong
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
drunk judging couples on reality tv with my girlfriend >>>>>>>>>>
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
im the name tag girl at work and with every one i make i get a little irritated like “damn why couldn’t i make this as nice for mine”
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
me and my posca pen doodles against the world
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ari 🪴 @savemylifeni.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
❤️
Just in case no one tells you today.
You're worth having around.
You're worth committing to.
You're worth appreciating.
You're worth loving.
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i hate being so excited to eat fruit and it’s a weird flavor/texture than normal 😞
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
baking cookies 😄 cookies become one cookie 😟
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
madelynfreya 
If men suffer in silence why do they have so many podcasts
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
why is being the new hire at a job literally a humiliation ritual?
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
yall wanna see the little goobers i made?
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
big 3 + venus color palette ~* @/magstrology on instagram
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
sudden severe lightning in the beginning of my shower and now i have shampoo chilling in my hair and im too scared to continue my shower 🧍
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
open.spotify.com
Charge It
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
don’t date a bratty ass bitch if you can’t handle when a bitch is being a brat
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
rage baiting is the dumbest thing for yall to get into bc i’m sorry im not a bitch who has friends who act like they don’t even like me. get the absolute fuck away from me with that shit.
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i literally cannot find a vibe of a fit for this concert and i only have less than two months to figure it the fuck out
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
i’m about to shove my head through my old laptop there goes 5+ years of memories
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
thinking about the time my wife said “we love it when you leave florida to visit florida” she got me there
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
tiktok why the FUCK would i want to change my display name to the exact same one as my username when i change it and then cannot change it for a week what is wrong with you
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
“wait— before you leave, can you show me how to create client files again?” no. look at the fucking step by step email yall asked be to send out that not a single fucking person looked at.
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i hope these racist bitches drown
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i can’t have eenviouss on roblox 💔
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
it smells like cat piss in here HELP
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
why are there so many photos of Ben Affleck ~specifically~ in distress smoking a cigarette ???
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i need ideas of what to do with my leftover rose petals from an old bouquet of roses
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAineedtoleavebutineedthispaycheckpleaseineedanewjob
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
just had to explain what pronouns were to my boss and a client….
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
hair freshly washed, face and body moisturized, smelling like a salted vanilla cone, drinking my little bevy while calling my baby🩷
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
god i love being a woman
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
we can go petty for petty
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Seems True......
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
NO LIES DETECTED
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
just got reprimanded for something that literally isn’t my job
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
MEAN WHAT I SAY, SAY WHAT I MEANNNNN
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
why the FUCK IS MY FYP ALL IN GERMAN WHAT HAPPENED
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
why are the elderly allergic to sending formal and grammatically correct emails?
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
this office makes me want to stare directly into the scanner laser and scorch my corneas
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
i want an industrial so bad but bitch i can barely handle a slight pinch 😭😭 and i almost passed out from my helix
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
i will never not love the TATBILB series
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𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 🍸 @vampiregrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
MIND YOU, I need some head and 50 bands
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
guys please don’t drink a milkshake and then accidentally take a sip of lemonade right after
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
what’re the odds i can get a new job and start the week after i come back from vacation and then that way i can tell my boss my last week will be the day before my vacation??? 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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corilynn 💋 .𖥔 ݁ ˖𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟒.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @riforshort.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
oh so apparently racial/lgbtq+ slurs and comments are fine around this office but GOD FORBID i joke about “the rapture”
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