Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 21/07/2026After years I am finally feeling the urge to read something other than fic. I still want the tropes though. Right now I am real in to DDlg (don't shame me). Does anyone have any recommendations? 001
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Draco may be embarrassed or pathetic about it, I can't remember. Anyone else ever read this? I think Rocky may have written it but I am not totally sure. Anyways, if anyone knows what I am talking about, I'm in a mood. 010
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I think I once read a fic or a drabble that involved Draco getting off on asphyxiation so he has Hermione sit on his face and she keeps trying to get off when she realizes he can't breath but he holds her there or tells her to come back until he cums untouched and Hermione realizes what's going on. 110
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 29/03/2026If I wasn't refusing to watch the HP series because its creator is bigoted trash... I've been reading about those characters having the most filthy, depraved sex with each other, some times all together at once. I don't want to watch them as 11 year olds. 030
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I think if I had discovered fic when I was a teen, my entire outlook on sex in my twenties would have been different. Draco and Hermione taught me not to settle for some lame ass guy to jerk around on top of me for a few minutes and then roll over with a smile like they did something good. 010
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 15/03/2026in that the author had never had an orgasm during sexual activity and didn't think it was actually a part of the experience? Years late I still think about this. 121
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I once read a DHr fic where there was a lot of smut, but it was never written that Hermione had an orgasm, only Draco. And like, that haunted me because was it intentional? Like did the author not think female orgasms were important enough in sex to write about? Or worse, was it accidental 140
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Draco will internalize everything, Hermione will spiral, they will both be too messed up for relationships until they eventually "move on" and settle for people they don't love just to fill the hole left behind by the other. 030
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Do you think The Fallout Draco and Hermione stay together? I don't. I think they both love each so deeply but do not know how to function and be together outside of war. I think the breakup will be devastating and fuck both of them up pretty badly. 240
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The most unrealistic thing about #Dramione is that they are all 22 years old with ministry offices big enough to have a couch. 070
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Moving blows. The amount of stress this has caused me would be worth the money I would have spent just to have someone do this for me. And I still have to deal with the unloading/unpacking part. 110
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I had a job offer in the UK that was rescinded during the initial hiring freeze (which we are still in btw). I am supposed to be moving next weekend for my new job. My house is packed, my POD arrives tomorrow. I won't ge going anywhere while the government is shut down. Fuck the government. 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I had to unexpectedly put my dog to sleep today. I just returned from the vet and I think I'm in shock. I woke up and it was a normal day and now my dog is gone. 820
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 23/08/2025and the promotion I am getting with the move, my current boss is going to end up reporting to me. And that is like the sweetest karma or whatever because this person is always kind of condescending to me and now I will have the power. Im going to try not to let it effect me, but im also very petty. 130
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Can I talk about some work stuff real quick? I have no one to talk to about this because it's really bitchy and I try not to unleash that side of me to the masses. I found out Friday that my current organization is being absorbed by the org I am transferring to next month and because of this... 120
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 18/07/2025can any artists tell me how to get procreate images from one iPad to another? My daughter got a new iPad but wants all her drawings from the old one. 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 08/07/2025No one is talking about Interwoven by Myinfinite_Love and it is nearly criminal. It is one of my favorite WIPs right now. The story and writing are phenomenal. Seriously, everyone should be reading this. archiveofourown.org/works/596342...archiveofourown.orgInterwoven - Chapter 1 - MyInfinite_Love - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Can I just complain about life real quick? I bought two bras that are super comfortable and make my tits look fantastic, but MY NIPPLES ARE ALWAYS VISIBLE. I'll be in meetings or walking in the halls and I just know they're there. 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Does anyone have a link to the Wizarding World WIPs discord server? 020
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 23/06/2025It feels like I've just said goodbye to a close friend, but I know they are going to visit again when I reread. 010
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 23/06/2025It's like the universe knew the end was coming and compelled me to reread. The ending of a WIP you've been following for 2 years is a certified life event. 020
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 22/06/2025A Good Prisoner getting better each time I reread it. I can't wait for the final chapter and then to be horribly sad it's over. 010
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Do we think The Fallout Dramione were able to make it work after the war? I kind of think the only way they would be able to stay together would be if they both got tons of therapy and I just don't know if Draco would do that. 010
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I should mention I was weeks away from putting my house on the market to sell so I could move without having to deal with this place. 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I'm sitting at my house while plumbers dig up the sub floor in my bathroom to find a leak. This is probably going to cost me over 10 grand to get my bathroom back in order. Should I reread A Good Prisoner while I sit here to make myself feel better? 110
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 05/06/2025according to social media, I've been a part of fandom 3 years today! 010
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I am getting my house ready to sell and decided to do some household repairs my self. I went to Lowes and bought tools and even used a dremel to cut some things. I actually feel super accomplished and am this close to buying myself a tool belt. 030
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 18/05/2025have you checked all your shoes any anything cave like? we once found our corn snake in a pillowcase. 100
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I didn't so much lose my car as it got towed for being parked in a reserved spot. 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 09/05/2025No pressure on the author, but just knowing it's the weekend and there is the potential for a Wreck A Malfoy update has me giddy. 100
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I was offered a job today! It is not my dream location in London, but it is a promotion, within an hour of my family, and gets me the heck out of Florida! 170
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Anyone else reading Wreck A Malfoy by Ramelle_Kammae? Amy anxiety over the ending of that last update is through the roof. Why can't Draco just be totally perfect? 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I was able to use my old phone and go into the account and change the phone number. Don't worry guys, I'm back in. 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I got a new phone and can't access my Instagram because I can't remember my password from like 10 years ago and it's attached to an email and phone number I no longer have. 120
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 03/05/2025My phone is 4 years old, so I want to get a new one. The only thing holding me back is the thought of losing all my TBR tabs. 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 01/05/2025part of my job means I get to be in charge of the giant scissors ✂️✂️✂️✂️ 020
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 17/04/2025to complain even more, my stomach has been in knots for days about my ex leaving that I haven't ate more than like 5 pieces of my sons popcorn chicken since Monday morning, which means I am not taking my bi-polar meds with the necessary amount of calories. So it's like a perfect storm for a menty-b. 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 16/04/2025thank you. This sounds so dumb but I haven't been able to read any Dramione for days now because it has made me too anxious, so I don't even have a distraction. 110
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 16/04/2025It had been my hope to either move to the UK for my dream job, or at the very least, transfer up to where my family lives, but thanks to the hiring freeze, I am just stuck here. Alone. And also, my dogs get depressed when they go medium amounts of time without seeing him. I just feel very lonely. 110
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I just got back from dropping my ex-husband off at the airport. After talking about it for months, he finally moved back to Japan today. I don't know what I am feeling. We divorced for a reason, but he was still probably my best friend and the only family I had where I am besides my two kids. 140
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Why do Viking AUs hit so hard? Is it because we all not so secretly want some feral warrior to steal us from our village and promise to make us a Queen? 160
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 08/04/2025If you haven't started following along with this story yet, I promise you are missing out. The humor is brilliant yet subtle. As someone who normally hates Ron, I kind of love him here, or at least how dumb he is. And Draco is just perfect. No angst, pure fun. archiveofourown.org/works/598798...archiveofourown.org 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 05/04/2025theinnocencetest.comtheinnocencetest.comThe Innocence Test 000
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 05/04/2025everyone read this very cute, very funny Dramione. archiveofourown.org/works/64419169archiveofourown.org 130
Ridley Bean @ridleybean.bsky.social · 05/04/2025the lyrics are actually more than a little secual assaulty, but the vibe of it is still very slutty 000