ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 22/12/2025To the surprise of absolutely no one… 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 12/12/2025The official White House position is that this was just a cast photo taken backstage when trump starred as Daddy Warbucks in the musical Annie. 030
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 10/09/2025What was trump’s worst class? Art, creative writing, penmanship or anatomy? 020
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Not one intelligent person is blaming the pilots. But what trump is doing here, not surprisingly, is blaming the pilots. 130
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 27/05/2025This is what happens when you stop half way through anal bleaching. 020
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Let’s talk about churches next. 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 15/04/2025When you find someone who hates human rights as much as you do, hold on to them tight. 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I’ll admit it’ll be hilarious when he realizes there aren’t enough people to line the parade route and he’s forced to move it all indoors. 030
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I’m not down for a parade but a processional would be nice. 011
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 07/04/2025When I try to change a pillowcase, this is the point where I start cussing. 011
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 04/04/2025You know this grifter wakes up every morning wishing he’d come up with the idea for Fyre Fest 2. 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Thank you, Wisconsin, for proving even the richest man in the world can’t buy affection or a judgeship. 000
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Two men visit the White House. One as he fought for the freedom of his country and his people. The other as he fought against good taste and decent tunes. 100
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 05/03/2025If we still had a constitution I feel like this would violate it. 021
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 12/02/2025So renaming the Gulf of Mexico and outlawing pennies hasn’t helped? 030
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I know I’m preaching to the choir and this doesn’t need to be said but this f*cker is out of his mind. 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 30/01/2025That baby looks older than both of them. She gave birth to Winston Churchill. 3140
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 28/01/2025The sad thing is his cult will believe this is somehow true. 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I've known people who still won't buy a Volkswagen because of its association with Hitler. Sell your Tesla while you can. www.google.com/url?sa=i&url... 020
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I'm an atheist and even I think this is bullshit. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful... 100
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 19/01/2025This is the only thing republicans do well. Create a problem, then pretend to be heroes when they fix it. 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Man directly responsible for an estimated 700,000 Covid deaths due to his inaction has some thoughts on LA’s firefighting efforts. 021
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I wish I could shake off a f*ck up with as much class as Chloe. 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 20/12/2024donald trump runs into an old colleague but can't recall his name. 182
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I realize elon musk is about to become the 47th president, but absolutely no one in this country - not a single person - voted for this muffin-topped oligarch. 051
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Chloe is a little shit-stirrer. 130
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 17/12/2024For the love of god, please stop buying this assh@le’s cars. 073
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 22/11/2024My beautiful, kind, smart, empathetic first born is turning 30 today. She's chill about it, as she should be, but I've never felt so fucking old! 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 18/11/2024What I remember is standing in line to buy two rolls of toilet paper and watching them stack dead people in refrigerator cars. 2124
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Say what you want about McDonald's, but it has been out there, working tirelessly every day to get rid of this asshole. What have you been doing? x.com/RonFilipkows... 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 15/11/2024And this is the last one. Chloe is our emergency back up dog to our emergency back up dog. 010
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Here he is. Don’t post high, boys and girls! 210
ricswartzlander.bsky.social @ricswartzlander.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I’m going to introduce you to one of our dogs every day for three days. This is Jessie. 220
