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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I was giving Venita some grace because she said there were issues with the edit, buuuuuuttttt… Now she’s bragging about getting more attention than JT’s gf??? She just keeps digging the hole deeper!! 😱👀 #SouthernCharm

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I know it’s awkward af, but I actually love the little moments where Lindsay & Carl are being kind to each other 👀💕🤷‍♂️ Like I can almost see them getting to the place where he’s Uncle Carl to the baby 😬 #SummerHouse

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I feel like Gizelle has never had more fun at a reunion in her entire tenure as a Housewife! 🥰 All the heat was on Mia, Karen & Stacey so Mama was just sitting back & loving life for once 🙌 #RHOP 🌸

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

“Girl who said I was sober? I’m just not drinking with these bitches” 👀🍸 I feel like this was the most truthful thing Karen said all season unfortunately 😳🤷‍♂️ #RHOP 🌸

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Damn… finally got to the Pool Party Massacre episode of Shahs, and that shit was bonkers!! 🤯🤯🤯 Has a Bravo cast ever gone this low before?!? I’m wracking my brain cuz this was insanely vile 👀🤔 #ShahsOfSunset 🌅

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

The transactional way that Will talks about his relationship / future with Emmy is sooo off-putting…. 😳 On the one hand I want her to wake up, but on the other I actually kinda think they’re perfect for each other considering her “will”ful delusion 🤷‍♂️ #southernhospitality

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Admitting you straddled a man (who’s already told you he’s got a gf) and saying “don’t act like you don’t want this” is WILD!!! Like what is she even thinking?! 🤯🤯🤯 I’ve been back & forth all episode on who is behaving more pathetically… Venita vs Shep? 👀 #SouthernCharm

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Slight jump scare when Danielle popped in the door!! 😱 That said, I actually don’t mind if it happens sporadically… she’s got lots of legit history with this group so it makes sense 🤷‍♂️ #SummerHouse ☀️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

You could practically hear Jesse Solomon’s boner deflate when Lexi said “I’m not a casual dater at all” 😬🍆 Why are these men always so disappointing & predictable?! 🤷‍♂️ #SummerHouse ☀️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Tzarina shit-talking Captain Jason (when he was literally trying to reduce her workload) just confirms for me that she was kinda the problem all along. 🙄🤷‍♂️ #BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

OMG this charter guest is suuuuch a freaking douche nozzle!!! Truly my least favourite category of human being 🤮🙄 #BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Jacquelyn cradling her belly the whole time like the Virgin Mary is taking me out 🤣🤰🙏 #RHOP 🌸

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Whatever this TJ tea is had better be juicy as hell, because they’ve been teasing it out for 3 weeks now!! I NEED TO KNOW!! 👀😬 #RHOP 🌸

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Quad upgraded from a mean little weasel like Dr G to THIS hot man, and you really expect her not to drunkenly brag about it?! 😬🙌❤️ Also, I hate the way G was speaking to Tea … that man’s got some kind of napoleon complex 🤷‍♂️ #Married2Med

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

**back to my Shah’s journey** MJ’s wedding was the messiest I’ve ever seen on Bravo… omg that was amazing lol 🤩 Vida was terrorizing the makeup girl, Tommy’s vows made me sob and MJ’s vows broke into an argument 🤣 Sooo good!! #ShahsOfSunset

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I’m typically not too squeamish but I about fainted when poor Harry crushed his thumb! 😨 I’m afraid we’re gonna lose him for the rest of the season 🥹 #BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Old RHONY playing on Bravo Canada today 😍 What I miss most about the old HWs is that they weren’t afraid to look like a damn fool!! 🙌 Like Tinsley getting wine drunk at the circus & fully melting down **chefs kiss** 🍷🤡 #RHONY 🍎

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I’ve been wondering all season why Grace Lilly is even on this show but she finally showed up this episode!! 👀 Girlfriend is a few fries short of a happy meal me thinks 😬🤷‍♂️🍟 #SouthernHospitality

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Wait now JT is Venita’s “best friend” as well?! Like when did this happen? 👀 It’s giving they made a deal off camera to be each others storyline 🤔🤷‍♂️ PS - I also need JT to stop showing his sweaty pits 🤢 #southerncharm

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Taylor: “Santa?!” Shep: “Siena!” Madison: “She could be Santa because we never see her” 🤣🧑‍🎄 Shep really is looking like a damn fool this season, obsessing over a 26 yr old who clearly isn’t interested 😬🤷‍♂️👀 #SouthernCharm

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Carolyn ended up getting VERY lucky during breakfast!! 😱 Sam devised a super smart Traitor trap in the moment, but Sandoval immediately fcked it up due to sheer stupidity 🤣 As ridiculous as he is, Tom has been amazing comic relief 🤷‍♂️ #TheTraitors 🔪

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

“Would you describe yourself as ditzy?” 🤯 I typically have enjoyed Jesse Solomon but he gave me maaaajor ick this entire episode. 🙄 #SummerHouse ☀️🏠

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I’m still not over Reba comparing Sutton’s clothing line to ground beef from Kooba 🤯👗🐮🇨🇺😂 #rhobh 💎

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Kyle & Garcelle eavesdropping was so cinematic 😂🙌 I’m actually enjoying this season of Bev Hills :) #RHOBH 💎

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Forcing your daughter to make her dead dad’s favourite dish for Xmas dinner on the day after he KILLED himself is some fcked up behaviour 🦀🎄🤯 I feel like I understand Sutton sooo much better after this trip to Reba’s, my god! #RHOBH 💎

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Dylan + Sandoval actually would make such a cute couple 🙊 Is it bad that I ship them? 😬 #TheTraitors 🔪

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

The Traitors does a great job of balancing the tone between fully unserious and also wildly suspenseful. 🙌 And I adore Dolores for jumping into the experience with both feet!! 👑 #TheTraitors 🔪

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

“I’ll tell you exactly where you stand, Shep. Not rich enough, boring, not famous enough. That’s the overriding issue, sorry” 😳 Whitney’s such a messy bitch when he’s drunk lol 👀 I also loved Ms Pat trying to send him to bed twice! 🤣 #SouthernCharm

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

It honestly feels like Shep is more fixated on the Bahamas itself rather than this particular girl from the Bahamas 🤣👀🤷‍♂️ Like he’s just dreaming of a fantasy life in the Caribbean! #SouthernCharm

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Never in a million years would I have predicted that Mary Cosby would be the heart of Salt Lake, but now with S5 in the rearview… it’s actually true!!! 🙌👑 She shocked me with her openness and now I can’t wait to see her next season! ❤️ #RHOSLC ❄️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

No other reality competition show is operating even CLOSE to the level that The Traitors is operating!!! The production value, the suspense & of course the cast… I love it so much! #TheTraitorsUS 🔪

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

“So then say that you’re on the same page with me” 👀 I strongly suspect that this was a VERY common dynamic in their relationship 🧐 Paige definitely wore the pants!! #SouthernCharm

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I’m still trying to understand how Bronwyn allegedly saying that Britani was never on Broadway could cause a rift with her daughters?! 🤯 Like do her girls only want to be mothered by a broadway star?! 😂 ⭐️ I have a feeling Heather fed Brit talking points but they fell flat #RHOSLC ❄️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Just had a wave of sadness wash over me cuz my Salt Lake girls are done for another season 🥹 Top to bottom, they’re my faves by a good margin!! 👑🙌 #RHOSLC ❄️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

The cat really got Heather’s tongue during that entire Jen Shah convo 👀 Part of me thinks she’s actually terrified of Jen?! 🤔 #RHOSLC ❄️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I cannot tell a lie… I would actually LOVE it if Kyle & Mau got back together 🥹🙏 They were that one Bravo couple that I naively thought would stay together! #RHOBH 💎

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Reba: “They are smart but James is kinda weird” 😳 Garcelle: “I’ve got a weird one too” Reba: “I know, I’ve seen him!” 😱😱 Well at least now I fully realize that Sutton comes by her awkwardness honestly! 🤣 #RHOBH💎

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Soooyyy excited to have my boyfriend back, you guys 😍👀🍆 My favourite Below Deck captain by a long shot!! 🙌 #BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

“What do you think?” PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE “If you love it, I do” 🤯 This cornball has some damn nerve as usual 🙄 #RHOP 🌸

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

If the worst dirt you can dig up on somebody is that they rolled a stop sign, you’ve already lost the argument 🤷‍♂️ Karen stays taking L after L this season 😬 #RHOP 🌸

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Venita having a crush on JT is actually preposterous…. Girl!!! You gotta set those sights WAAAYYY freaking higher!!! 😱🤷‍♂️ #southerncharm

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Seriously though, why the hell was Sandoval standing up & devouring his food like some kinda wild animal?! 🐷 😬 It’s actually so fun watching him be absolutely terrible at this game!! 👀 #TheTraitors 🔪#TheTraitorsUS

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Not only are Boz & Racquelle really interesting and unique newbies, but they are both STUNNING!! 🤩✨ It’s kinda the year of gorgeous newbies because we also got Katie & Stacey! 👀🙌 #RHOBH 💎#rhony 🍏#RHOP 🌸#rhoc 🍊

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I think poor Randy wants to stuff that damn bell up Ms. Patricia’s arse 🤣🤣 Imagine having to answer to that?!? #SouthernCharm

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

“Girl those things are so high… pull em down!” 🤣🙌 My favourite is when they roast Sutton as a group :) #RHOBH 💎

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I have a soft spot for Todd… sorry bout it 😍🤷‍♂️😬 #RHOSLC ❄️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Both couches PLUS Andy all with full tears streaming over Robert Jr (me included!)… cut to Meredith with steam coming out her damn ears lol Girlfriend was so mad because she hadn’t got to pull out her list of grievances yet 🙄 #RHOSLC ❄️

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I enjoy Jenna but I do think the only reason she’s on the show is that she needs the money 💰 🤷‍♂️ Knowing her for two seasons now, it’s the only thing that makes sense to me!! #RHONY 🍏

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Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️ @rickzhampagne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I cannot WAIT to call the next person who gets on my nerves a “strange pumpkin” 🤣🎃🙌 #RHOBH 💎

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