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Rick McBlueface

@rickmcblueface.bsky.social
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Affable misanthrope. Sanguine cynic. Fanciful realist. Won't suffer fools. Far from perfect but not as far as most people. Opinions are my own. But they’re pretty good, so pay attention maybe. No DMs pls.

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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 23h
You've heard of the Irish Goodbye, where you leave without telling anyone. Now there's the Maga goodbye, where you not only leave without telling anyone, you deny you were ever there.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is not humiliating for him, since he has no sense of dignity, but it is humiliating for the rest of us that the president of the United States serves as a subordinate press officer of the Kremlin, saying things that are not only false and cruel but which only Russians could have instructed him to say, since there is no way he could have thought of them himself, and since they depend on knowledge that he does not have.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
The Golden Age is going so well, Americans are nostalgic for 2008.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw a cybertruck at night for the first time recently. I didn't realize they had a second light bar at the top of the windshield, in addition to the one up front. I guess that's so they can be ugly in the dark, too.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
...and veins of racism, sexism, and every other bigotry. We've got 'em all!
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is time to acknowledge what has become tragically obvious: the trump administration is essentially acting as a massive criminal enterprise. It lies, steals, extorts and murders - all while cloaked in the awesome authority of the state. It is on a crime spree that puts Al Capone to shame.
It is time to acknowledge what has become tragically obvious: the trump administration is essentially acting as a massive criminal enterprise. It lies, steals, extorts and murders - all while cloaked in the awesome authority of the state. It is on a crime spree that puts Al Capone to shame.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Neither are worth engaging. Flush, and move on.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The advice for the housing crisis is
get roommates.
The advice for grocery costs is cook at home.
The advice for the commute is move closer
to work.
The advice for debt is cut spending.
The advice for burnout is find balance.
None of these are solutions.
They are instructions for how to be poor
more quietly.
- Spencer Rami CPA
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not that he and his family CAN feel shame, but worth a shot.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder if engineers have ever investigated pizza cheese as a potential battery/thermal storage medium, cuz man that shit can hang on to heat. Anyway, my chin skin graft seems to be taking nicely.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So it looks to me like a major goal of Project 2025 was to make the republican party less popular than poop lettuce.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t think people fully understand what's happening. We’re not being priced out of luxury. We've being priced out of normal. A house, car, groceries, childcare, insurance... These weren't extravagant expectations 20 years ago.
I don’t think people fully understand what's happening. We’re not being priced out of luxury. We've being priced out of normal. A house, car, groceries, childcare, insurance... These weren't extravagant expectations 20 years ago.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Having trouble coming up with a Halloween costume that will seem even remotely scary or creepy after these last couple years.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23/09/2026
“Sure, it could wipe out humanity, but what’s the recurring revenue model?”
Borowitz cartoon of the day
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The party that argued if we allow gay marriage, it's a slippery slope to defending pedophilia and beastiality is LITERALLY now defending pedophiles and beastiality.
The party that argued if we allow gay marriage, it's a slippery slope to defending pedophilia and beastiality is LITERALLY now defending pedophiles and beastiality.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Republican Presidential Venn Diagram
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tell your stories. If people wanted you to speak nicely of them, they would have behaved better.
I felt Miley Cyrus when she said: “I didn’t talk badly about you. | talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s between you and your behavior. Because telling the truth about my experience isn't bitterness. It's clarity. And I'm not responsible for protecting someone’s image when they had no problem damaging my peace. Sometimes the truth only sounds harsh because someone benefited from the silence.”
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Select Mike Luckovich cartoon
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can't blame people in a monarchical society because they never know when fate will hand them an awful, unfit ruler. But what can you say about a democracy that willfully chooses one? Pathetic. I really don't know if we deserve our freedom, I really don't.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/09/2026
Okay, this got me.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When he's finally gone, republicans will fall all over each other to be the first to say they never supported maga. Remember this when it happens.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
triple digits people, we need triple digits.
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😂🤪

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If 2026 was an Ice Cream truck
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Civanticism @civantic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Humanity will not achieve worldwide cooperation by insisting we all be the same. It can only be achieved when we learn to accept our differences, so long as they cause no material, measurable harm. Everything doesn't have to be our cup of tea, but we can let others drink theirs. It does us no harm.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I used to ask myself how trump could form a functioning government using only amoral sycophants who pledge total loyalty to him but now I realize... he couldn't.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I never imagined the end times would be so utterly stupid. I expected raining fire accompanied by Ride of the Valkyries, but we're we're getting pies in the face and squirting lapel flowers to Entrance of the Gladiators. It's the world's most unfunny circus and we're chained to the bleachers.
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Mrs. Beaverhausen @ghostmom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember that few of the people abandoning trump now are doing so for the reasons that the rest of us never voted for him — that he's a racist, sexist, rapist, pedophile, convicted felon conman bully who has hurt many people and set our country back a century. No, it's only because he's hurt them personally, with the cost of living. And they'll vote for the next trump who comes along. Count on it. It's who they are.
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🇨🇦 Art Covey 🇨🇦 @artcovey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
CROOK
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whoa... Check out the cooling fan on her. Niiice...
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Civanticism @civantic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A society where the rulers live in privacy while the population lives under surveillance is the very definition of tyranny.
A society where the rulers live in privacy while the population lives under surveillance is the very definition of tyranny.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
81% OF WHITE EVANGELICALS VOTED FOR A MAN WHO CAN'T NAME A SINGLE BIBLE VERSE AND STANDS AGAINST EVERYTHING JESUS EVER SAID OR DID.
81% OF WHITE EVANGELICALS VOTED FOR A MAN WHO CAN'T NAME A SINGLE BIBLE VERSE AND STANDS AGAINST EVERYTHING JESUS EVER SAID OR DID.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We get a chance to say NO to this in NO-vember. Likely our last chance. Use it.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jennifer Welch Claps Back At Piers Morgan.......
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Heg0...
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Has capitalism turned the United States into a dying mall?
YouTube video by Ohh that's RICH
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is my worry that maga will blame his dementia for all his many failings to let him off the hook. "He would have been the BEST president ever, but he got sick and other people took advantage of him and gave him bad advice!" 🙄
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
smh
I don’t think most Americans appreciate how much we have been diminished over the last two years. We were the sole remaining superpower on the planet, and we gave it all away. Our government is off the rails, our economy is sinking fast, prices are skyrocketing, our military is greatly compromised, especially its leadership, we’ve alienated all our long-time allies, and the rest of world is laughing at us. Iran has made a fool of us just like Ukraine did to Russia and, like Russia, we asked for it, by starting a totally unnecessary war. The sheer staggering stupidity, the incalculable incompetence that got us here will be studied for centuries and rightly mocked. America flushed itself down the toilet for absolutely no good reason at all, and many of you are still pulling at the handle.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our own brain drain, just like Russia. Why should smart people stay in the land of stupid? jobs.physicstoday.org/article/phys...
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Briefing: Physics PhDs Are Leaving the US at a Record-high Rate | Physics Today Jobs
Briefing: Physics PhDs Are Leaving the US at a Record-high Rate - read this article along with other careers information, tips and advice on Physics Today Jobs
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We are Maga. We are Everywhere.
We are the trash lying around garbage bins and the recyclables tossed inside them.
We are the giant pickup trucks in front of rusted trailer homes worth half as much.
We are the obscenities shouted at kids from the bleachers of little league games.
We are the screams at harried teenage waitresses an hour after we left church.
We are the shopping carts left in handicapped spaces only yards from a corral.
We are the melting ice cream in the bread aisle where we changed our minds.
We are the strange tattoos you don’t recognize but which look very hostile.
We are the Bibles in every room with no creases in their spines.
We are Maga. We are everywhere.
Expect us.
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Rick McBlueface @rickmcblueface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
THEY SAY “THE MACHINES OF THE FUTURE” WILL BE AS SMART AS PEOPLE... OK, BUT WHICH PEOPLE? BECAUSE THAT KINDA MATTERS QUITE A BIT.
THEY SAY “THE MACHINES OF THE FUTURE” WILL BE AS SMART AS PEOPLE... OK, BUT WHICH PEOPLE? BECAUSE THAT KINDA MATTERS QUITE A BIT.
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ArTrapnell @artrapnell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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cliffdubya.bsky.social @cliffdubya.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Rick McKee @rmckee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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