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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
5G or the chips in vaccines
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Glad to see grimace found new work.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I think we should focus on more important things than the East Wing, the cracker barrel logo for example.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
And let's not forget his most important lesson; be kind, rewind.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Really? Even on CNN and MSNBC people are seeing 25 hours of trump for every 2 minutes of you and Schumer.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Wait, I heard it was already $1.99 or lower.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I think I see chilly Willy in the background.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The house relinquished all its constitutionally granted authority to the executive, so good luck with that.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Well thank goodness they shut it down because that means they aren't racist now. It was the app that was the problem.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
All those billionaires building bunkers is starting to make a lot more sense.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Men over 40 high-fiving each other is just plain sad. You're not on the JV team anymore.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
My family sometimes takes me for granted. For example, I always eat the heels of the bread so no one else has to.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Super hot take to ask a question that people have been asking for 40 years.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Is that Chamberlain from The Dark Crystal?
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
These streaming services are now worse than the problems we had with cable. Pretty soon there will be one streaming service for weekday weather and another for weekend weather.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
He who would pun would pick a pocket.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Who?
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
He's the reason hotels have that chair in the corner.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I dare you to cross this line.... This line.... I mean this line...... This line.... This line...... This line...
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The people who thought the first episode of SNL was avant garde comedy are the problem.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
A man worth over 200 billion is behind the development of a cheap bare bones electric vehicle because the hoi polloi can't afford most cars anymore. Let that sink in.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Someone looked at him wrong?
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Retirement present to myself in eight years
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
How many podcasts are you in?
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
What did Rory McIlroy say when he got to the champions ball?
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Chokey McChokerston
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Gary Bettman is a toad
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Banks can't loan what doesn't exist.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Your bravery for taking every side of every issue should really be commended.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The way way way back machine
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy and needs feeding. - Inherit the Wind
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
BDE can help make a splash but it can't sustain effort, ask the Confederacy.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This is how you make the trains run on time
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Can we all agree that anyone who gets a vanity plate that is the model of the car they're driving is a sociopath?
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Schumer and Jeffries, the new hide and seek world champions.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Follow the money.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
On the bright side, I bet the, "but but but her email server" gaslighting is done.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This. This right here. Is why I hope the "maybe we can beat their billionaire with our billionaire" phase has run its course.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Has anyone checked if the Carolinas have raked their forests? Asking for a friend.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I just watched the story of JC Escarra joining the Yankees as the backup catcher after being an Uber driver. My first thought was, what a wonderful story. That lasted as long as it took for my second reaction, that half the country's first reaction was asking if he was here legally.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Isaac Neutron is my favorite Sciencetologist.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A bunch of people once said, "he's just a failed art student".
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
You need to put this tadpole wayyyyy up your butthole Morty.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It's finally officially spring. Just flushed the first stinkbug of the season.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The serpent is lurking in the grass. The fatal dart is thrown. Innocence is nowhere safe.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Vichy Democrats
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I swear to God, the next person that says something "has entered the chat" is gonna get punched in the throat.
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
His base voted for him because they couldn't afford eggs but can suddenly swing a Tesla?
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rick-blain.bsky.social @rick-blain.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Vichy Dems is my new favorite insult that most people don't understand.
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