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Richard Staff

@richstaff.bsky.social
4.5K followers 281 following 469 posts

Local Dunderhead, sometimes writer.

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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Walter White (Bryan Cranston) declares 'I Won'
ALT: Walter White (Bryan Cranston) declares 'I Won'
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I can’t believe Jeff totally endorsed AI. Let’s hit him with hammers
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Assassination city over here
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I would never mingle with those three Yankee fans
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I will outlive every other atom in the universe
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can we get some Poggies in the chat
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
His membership card will come in the mail tomorrow
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
They make the bluesky posts too
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
NIXON: City Connects, Bob. They’re perversions of the color scheme, none of what the sport was meant to be. Imagine Henry Aaron dressed like [inaudible]. Disgusting. KISSINGER: I quite like the Cherry Blossoms
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Going Nixonette Mode
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
That poor man, I hope someone *does* kill him
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
There would be a lot less pain and torture if we let Steve Cohen build a ballroom
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Carlos Mendoza’s watch
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Yet another thing we’re going to have to apologize for
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It will never die. One day soon, the sun will rise again
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
y'know
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Darth come on Staffcast and confront your new horrific reality
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Folks, @gittlitz.bsky.social is the only author brave enough to mention @hackattackimer.bsky.social and Our Big Wet President in a book about the Mets
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We need him more than anyone else does at the moment
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
[garbled voice] I’m happy to be here
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The people are calling it the greatest thumbnail to ever grace a webpage?!
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Pattie Boyd Moment
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A big floating R in a sea of brown came to me in a dream, y'know, and the rest just came together y'know
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m actually the guy who came up with the idea of calling it a podcast and am licensed to kill anyone who says show
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Nats ticket prices were driven down by an incident last year where an open-toed pitching coach played jam bands over the PA for 5 innings straight and wouldn’t stop
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Buddy, you’re telling me
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Taking up the entirety of the screen so you can watch Aaron Boone’s lips in 4K as he says “yeah, you know we wanna come out with a W. Maxie is shoving, Jazzy he’s out there”
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’m the guy making $250,000 a year to tell companies to not show the scorebug and dedicate half the screen to Jazz Chisholm doing idle animations
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’d like to be under the sea y’know
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Richard Nixon in Barnes and Noble be like “I am not a book”
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Team USA under fire after bringing “Guy Who Took That Photograph of Maduro Blindfolded” into the clubhouse to hype them up before the WBC Finals
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Italy has initiated Operation Epic Furio
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I solemnly swear I will not rest until I talk to every single 2000s MLB player about the oddities of their careers
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Three things will survive a nuclear holocaust: cockroaches, twinkies, and Staffcast
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Get ready to listen to a bunch of Phish, buddy
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Big up from da IRSland
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
bUgS
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Poor Wife Helen
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
[leaning on podium at an angle previously though scientifically impossible] Bill Ashley…light tower. That’s…that’s real high up there to get with height. JD, do you [shrugging] he, he has no clue I’m wasting my time, right Davey? [pained inhale] But they treat our brave ICE officers so nasty
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
[sweaty, 90 minutes into a speech talking about how Big And Strong Raul Mondesi was] we like to say SASAKI, right? SASASKI, where is-SASASKI-where is he? [pointing at Yamamoto] there he- [pretends to throw fastball] lot of speed with regard to fast
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Man, there goes my dream of being the subject of a video titled “white boy uses nunchucks crazy style at Mao’s Tomb, shocks patrons and staff”
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Norwegian Watergate informant be like “my name is
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Staffcast back! @hackattackimer.bsky.social @seandoolittle.bsky.social and I are joined by @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social to talk boat names, marine traffic, cutting off fingers, the worst flags, bullpen carts, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/episode/08wT...
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76 - You Had No Ideas of Your Own with Emma Baccellieri
Podcast Episode · Staffcast · 01/28/2026 · 1h 17m
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
“I’m really mad so thank you for letting me vent. Abolish ICE. We keep us safe.” @seandoolittle.bsky.social and other athletes opened up to us about the DHS murders and the campaign of state terror being waged in Minneapolis and beyond. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
theguardian.com
‘Fascism is here now’: the US athletes pushing back on Trump’s America
World Series winner Sean Doolittle, Super Bowl champion Doug Baldwin and college star McKenzie Forbes have strong opinions on a troubled era
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I hope you didn’t invite that loathsome miscreant “Richard Staff” back to write again
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