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Rich Schaffer

@richschaffer.bsky.social
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This is a parody account featuring a tragic figure who has destroyed the Democratic Party in New York's Suffolk County.

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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
But the economy...
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Wow. Just fascinating!
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Use our new Long Island Politics starter pack! Share with friends! Collect, save and trade! #longisland go.bsky.app/P2R2dWa
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Though our team has moved back to Twitter, our intern will continue reposting meme content here at Bluesky. Thanks for following! #richschaffer #raytierney @stoicismdaily.bsky.social
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Our team considering a move back to Twitter.
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Dumb. Ass.
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Interns are my favorite. They work in the summer heat and they leave when it's over. They don't hang around thinking I give a damn about their thoughts. They just go. And they hardly cost much of the Suffolk County Dem contributions that I gobble up for Babylon. #richschaffer #babylon #democrats
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Some people say that my greed and disregard for people-driven democracy knows no bounds. To this I say, "Go Mets!" #richschaffer #suffolk #democrats huntingtonnow.com/suffolk-clos...
huntingtonnow.com
Suffolk Close-Up: LIPA Turmoil Continues
Huntington Now - Opinion
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Echo of Adolph
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Oh, no, no, no, no! You want a sparsely filled committee of patronage loyalists, that way I can appoint a pile of toadies to vote away any leadership challenges. We don't want an army of supporters! Jacobin is dumb. #babylon #democrats @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #longisland #suffolk
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Preach, grandpa
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Wow. Nonstop? Between book tours?
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Nobody cares. Sure - it's a sign of weakness. But we need to show signs of strength. What will we fight for. Spell it out! Or keep splitting the difference for the DLC-types who chase Wall Street money. Like @schumer.senate.gov
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Hilarious!
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Someone called the Suffolk Democratic Party an emoyment office yesterday. Do a little work, get a job. It requires more than a little work, but the point is accuratw. I employ people. It is the source of my power. #richschaffer #babylon #suffolk #longisland #democrats @newsday.bsky.social
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Nothing better!
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This sort of thing can NEVER compete with my charisma, lies and backstabbing, when combined with occasional patronage appointments in Babylon Town government. #richschaffer #suffolk #democrats #babylon #longisland
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Oh, what would she know about politics? Just show up! Do as you're told. I'll reward you with a taxpayer funded job. Just keep your mouth shut. #suffolk #babylon #democrats #longisland #richschaffer www.axios.com/2025/06/04/k...
axios.com
Former Biden press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre leaves Democratic Party
The former White House press secretary will detail President Biden's 2024 campaign departure in her new book.
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Sure. But everything is great in Babylon. At the end of the day, that's what really matters. Am I right? Rich Schaffer yesterday! Rich Schaffer today! Rich Schaffer tomorrow! @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #suffolk #babylon #democrats podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
podcasts.apple.com
A 1,400-County Crisis for Democrats
Podcast Episode · The Daily · 06/03/2025 · 28m
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Is that Fire Sauce?
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
How are the pension liabilities looking?
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
#pba
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The peace advocates want to protect the invaders. That tracks
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Who will start ChristCoin? I'm in!!!
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I LOVE these stoicism quotes. They say so much that is true. I posted this one recently. It says to, "show up." Seriously. Just show up! We need you here to walk petitions. The party depends on free labor. It doesn't ask you to talk or to lead. We are just fine in those departments! #democrats
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Damn right
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
"Pardon me while I just make shit up."
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Thank you! Please like and share when you appreciate the content. We need to get the word out!
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
As the Knicks mount their comeback against the Pacers, someone sent me this. It is right! Politicians from ALL sides serve best as we erase divisions and work as a TEAM! #edromaine @longislander520.bsky.social #richschaffer #schaffer #babylon #bronny #kobe #longisland #suffolk #democrats
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
If there's any chance for a photo-op with my favorite county executive I will creep up in the back and BOMB it! For real, for real! #richschaffer #schaffer #babylon #edromaine #suffolkcounty
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Dumb dork
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Tell me your community is declining without telling me your community is declining. #babylon #richschaffer #democrats #longisland @newsday.bsky.social
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
No chance in hell! If I can still extract value from the status quo then I won't change a damn thing! #babylon #suffolk @longislander520.bsky.social #schaffer #democrats
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I've said it for years - they should pay Suffolk Police enough that they wouldn't need to moonlight like this! It's just a shame. I love the Suffolk Police. I adore them. I worship and revere them because they are blessed paragons of upright citizenship! They shouldn't live as paupers! #scpd
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Join me. Worship at the temple of Ed Romaine and the PBA. Join us as we sing his glories and give him praises. Then repeat after me, "I will not run a serious challenger to our friend Ed Romaine." @scdaonews.bsky.social #edromaine #babylon #pba #suffolkcounty @indivisibleli.bsky.social
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
But Kamala's weird laugh.
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It's supposed to.
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Now that I'm not running anyone against Conservative Republican DA Ray Tierney, I'm starting to think Ed Romaine deserves re-election. Especially if he hands over some judicial cross endorsements! Ed = charmer! @newsday.bsky.social @scdaonews.bsky.social #suffolkcounty #democrat #schaffer #sellout
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I'm so glad you are at Bluesky!
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Wait a minute. I don't understand. How's that? Are they saying that people who seek jobs and pensions will do as they're told? Who makes this crap up? #democrats @scdaonews.bsky.social #babylon @newsday.bsky.social www.thenation.com/article/poli...
thenation.com
The Careerism That Enabled Biden’s Reelection Run Still Poisons the Democratic Party
Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson’s new book Original Sin reveals top White House aides lying to journalists and trying to gaslight the public about Biden’s decline.
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Trust me - Democratic leadership is very thankful that the rank and file refuse to criticize us. It is well known - our problem is big city communists who insist on a difference between the Democratic Party and the GOP. Our leadership is NOT the problem! #democrats www.newyorker.com/news/the-pol...
newyorker.com
How Joe Biden Handed the Presidency to Donald Trump
At a fateful event last summer, Barack Obama, George Clooney, and others were stunned by Biden’s weakness and confusion. Why did he and his advisers decide to conceal his condition from the public and...
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Team Schaffer is REALLY revving up for the election. As the head of the Democratic party I can't think of ANYONE I'd rather have on my team! @scdaonews.bsky.social @long-island-ny.bsky.social @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #longisland #babylon #democrat
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The man is a complete dork. George, you visited Huntington, NY. It was an honor seeing you in person!
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Gone Girls on Netflix, the documentary about the Gilgo Beach murders, quoted Steve Bellone saying he followed the advice of a couple of trusted people when he appointed James Burke. That was me and Spota! That's how much influence I have! @netflix.com #gonegirls #gilgo #jamesburke
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Ray Tierney's motto -- "No One Is Above The Law." Except the Suffolk Police who run an illegal Super PAC. Ray doesn't investigate or prosecute them because, like me, he relies on that PAC for money. I love Ray. He makes me tingle! @scdaonews.bsky.social #tierney #babylon #democrats
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Is this real?
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Errol Toulon agrees with denying rights and due process ... and that why he's the kind of Democrat we need in these trying time! #erroltoulon @scdaonews.bsky.social #toulon #suffolkdemocrats #kilmar #garcia #babylon #richschaffer www.newsmax.com/amp/newsmax-...
newsmax.com
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Recipient for the Nobel Peace of Shit Prize!
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Dork
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Rich Schaffer @richschaffer.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This is like the time I stacked the Progressive Caucus with actual active people. If you want to be THIS close to power, you need to shut your mouth. I'll make the decisions here (while pretending to be guileless and affable). www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
politico.com
DNC gives David Hogg an ultimatum
DNC Chair Ken Martin is expected to announce a proposal to require DNC officers to stay neutral in all Democratic primaries.
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