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Rich Jones

@richljones.bsky.social
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CRMer, now working in Fintech. ex Crew Clothing, TM Lewin, Dixons, Haven. Evertonian, Cinephile, Bookworm, Atheist, Rationalist, History Buff, Beer Drinker, Walker, Crohnie lover, Humanist, wrangler of cats.

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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reckon if you nicked half of them Hampshire’s crime rate would half overnight.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ridiculous if they disallow this. Keeper had clear view, and was getting nowhere near the header anyway.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And half time jagers it would appear.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everton midfield appear to have taken full advantage of the cheap midday pints in the stadiums
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Played for and got.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Best bit of the new gaff. A proper fireplace. Just had it checked by a sweep (sadly with no small, dirty urchin to go up it) and first test fire going. Winter is going to cosy.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dibling has been very good tonight. Really nice to see. Hope this means he gets more minutes in the league.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Want some revenge against Wolves tonight after last years surrender. But it’s the League cup and I hate that with a burning passion as we never do well in it. But we hopefully play close to a full strength side. Wolves started season in ok form so need to be wary.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I still worked in Menswear I would 100% be putting some geo-targeted ads into Piddington for Black and Brown shirts.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So stupidly excited for this. Always my favourite 2000AD strip. And @manmademoon.bsky.social really needs to do Nemesis the Warlock next if it takes off. So apt for today’s times.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So a corker of a day had. Not. Helped my 85 year dad get on his train back home from Euston and got caught between a Japanese family with dozens of bags so didn’t make it back to the doors in time to get off - first stop was fucking Tamworth as well. 😂. An hour layover and now heading back. FFS.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yer man on last night of the Proms is going to have the gammons absolutely spitting fumes. Glorious stuff.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kids aren’t always great at picking who they admire as heroes. And growing up they often disappoint you. But having Neville as my boyhood hero has proved to be a solid choice. An utter mensch.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not one, but TWO shitpingers!!!!!
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sighs. Just far too easy for United all over the pitch there.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Screamer of an equaliser from George. Coleman-esque. Now let’s get properly into these for the last 10.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is a VERY Moyesian performance against the big six.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Branthwaite’s Mop is a half way house between Alan Whittle and Dave Hickson.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reckon we’ll do United today. They’re not a great team. And definitely weakest defensively.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
These boats are small. Those boats are far away. Small. Far Away.
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Father Ted Explains Small vs. Far Away Cows
ALT: Father Ted Explains Small vs. Far Away Cows
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good episode today from @skepticswithak.org where this guy gets a lot of coverage, heavy links to Peter Thiel, Toby Young and Cofnas. Suspect there’s more to unravel over time here.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everton currently £30m in profit for this transfer window. 👀
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If we get the mooted deals in/out I think overall the squad has more quality, is younger, better balanced, and more progressive in playing style than LY. Pending impact of Ndiaye going and with a distinct (and ongoing) lack of depth in FBs. Still work to do but it’s far from a terrible window.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Never really worked out for Beto at Everton. Wasn’t for lack of effort, he worked his arse off and came across as a lovely bloke. Footballing opinions are just that. Opinions. He is a sound bloke who gave everything. We should wish him well.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A sensible enough signing at a low cost. Still feel we need a guaranteed first teamer. But hey, a right back is a right back.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good point. I do really like Ndiaye. But Trading him for Grealish and Richy plus cash to spend elsewhere is a good deal overall.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well the 5 minutes of positive news was nice while it lasted.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
From my family group chat about Kinnear with my Leeds supporting brother and nephews.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ok. This is Ok. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just Ok.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeah… what the fuck do I know anyway.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A very ‘meh’ second half from Everton. Hard to see us getting anything from here.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Don’t deserve to be losing here. Had the bulk of the chances but a single defensive misalignment has cost us. And need to be much sharper in front of goal. Barry the main culprit.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ugh. Bad goal that. Hit and hope ball on the break. Myko had pushed up and Tarks totally gets done for pace filling in at left back. And then Scott left in acres of space.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The deepest and saddest of sighs if this happens.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🎶In the jungle…. A win away, a win away…. 🎶
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Barry on track for 109 goals this season if he keep this up. Build the statue now.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is strange. Very strange. Especially given RB situation and Keane out of contract at end of year. Either a falling out with Moyes or the mooted fee is big enough and helps new rules / being used to fund recruitment for other areas. But it’s a weird one.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
New season. Same old story. Penalty for the RS in added injury time of added injury time.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shouldn’t just be bookshops. Non chain food and drink, clothing, hardware, butchers, grocers, charities should all be reduced. Make Bookies, NailBars, chains with over XX stores, Sweet shops and Vape shops pay more. Would bring high streets back to life with independent, family owned shops.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Andy Dufresne: I'm Free - Shawshank Redemption
ALT: Andy Dufresne: I'm Free - Shawshank Redemption
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Two kids without their dad and a widow losing her husband. All because of a media pile-on during a slow news week (led with venom by a right wing agenda). For what should have been an internal matter for the college. We’ve learnt absolutely nothing from Caroline Flack and so many more.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Right then. Just in case you’ve been captured by a primitive tribe and are about to be burnt/beheaded/eaten. You have about 6 minutes to prove your supernatural status.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Excellent haul from the local carboot/ antique shops in Molesey. Two old Victor Annuals for £2. One of the few things I collect. A cap Badge from the LIverpool Scottish - my Grandad’s Battalion - for £10. And an Art Deco Clock with very satisfying tick and chime for £15. Bargains all round.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Norgaard feels like a sensible, low cost switch for Gueye. Better on the ball, more progressive. More able to set a tempo for the team.. Possibly less of a a shield for the back four but less of an issue if Centre backs are Branthwaite/O’Brien.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Given the amount of wheeler dealing he did he probably signed half of them. 😂
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Only one way to deal with the Summer flies. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. Lord of the flies. I ride a Pale Ale more than a pale horse. And my backhand is coming on a treat.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Figured it out. It doesn’t show when there’s no signal. And there’s no signal because there’s no fucking aerial on the house. Only a satellite dish. 😂
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ah bugger. I’m still barely over the loss of Tim Brooke Taylor.
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Rich Jones @richljones.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
After 6 years of working from the Sofa. I finally have an office. So I actually get to put up all my Evertonia.
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