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Rich Holmes

@richholm.bsky.social
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Straight outta Holbeck | Husband | Father | Leeds #LUFC sufferer | wannabe #Jedi | Usually found up a hill | "There is no Plan B. Just do Plan A better" M.Bielsa

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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 13h
What's Daniel been up to during the international break?* #lufc *And no, I don't watch it and no I don't want to know anything about it.
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20h
Yep, cos narrowing the pitch & turning the thermostat up 50 years ago is on par with systematic financial doping in the hundreds of millions 🙄 Win Well, Not at All Costs. 😉 #lufc
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Alan Cumming Back In Your Wee Box
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the pollen count must be a little high today, @lutheview.bsky.social ? #lufc
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Man Crying Tears
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder if any Citeh player's agents were able to negotiate clauses into their contracts that accounts for the current situation? Been going on long enough that you'd think you'd want to try & ensure your client has protection from a potential fire sale or plummet to L2. Just a thought #lufc 🤔
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What Russ says 👇 We all have the superpower #lufc family 👍
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What Matt says👇 .....or Michael Sheen.....take your pick.... #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
👇 I support what Tom says 👇 EVERY player....... #lufc
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Mr. Bean Winks
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Luckily for me, I don't care what Mark Hateley thinks to the extent that I won't even read his 'warning' #lufc
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Wayne's World Thumbs Up
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For use if we ever.....god forbid......encounter that "Northern footballing" team... #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Passing has been poor. Cynical opposition. Officiating inconsistent. All in all, a typical Sunday 2pm match for #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't you dare Eddie. Don't you dare. #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Perhaps the full roast lunch with yorkies is not the best prep for a 2pm Sunday kickoff? Just a suggestion #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#lufc 😬
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Chewbacca & Luke: Bad Feeling About This
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No one likes a snitch, Paul Robinson #lufc
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Snitches Get Stitches
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Timber's a t##t too. #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ref obviously had a bad experience on holiday in Switzerland 🤔 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let's not forget Canvot's celebrating Gabbi's stupid red card. He deserves a mare of a game today & some payback. 🤞 #lufc
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Man Says 'What a Wanker!'
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As is quite often the case......I have no idea whatsoever 😳 But I do know that I love him to bits!! 😆 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What @brynlaw.bsky.social says!! 👇👊 🤞 for a "really nice" Sunday🤞 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Marinakis to do the Marinakis thing and the media to fawn over Flat Flank if it stays like this? 🤔 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A Spud v Villains draw would be quite fun I think #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday without an #lufc game..... The topic of this lunchtime's conversation: "Is it a pie if its not even attached?"
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Stanley Hudson: 'Here We Go' Reaction
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wonder if Boehly's temped to ring someone who "knows the club" yet? #lufc
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Frank Lampard's Annoyed Reaction at Chelsea
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Propaganda. That's it. That's the post. #lufc
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Positive: Found some jeans I didn't know I had 😁 Negative: They are grey 😳 Bit of a dilemma #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's happening again, it's happening again!! .......people as saying nice things about #lufc ............and I get very nervous when that starts 😳
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Jake Peralta: It's Happening Again (B99)
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's good looking, graceful and good at his job.........and he's ours. #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
By the way, I thought the love he received and his performance were both great last night*. 👍 #lufc *but I'm just an old romantic sat here in my Ao t-shirt 😉
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What Local Dad says 👇 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers with the Magpies. "The Ghost of Marschball Past" #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For anyone who followed Saturday's updates........ just sent this to the Ull father-in-law 😁 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don't listen to Rob....we can all look now. F##KING HELL #lufc .........we might be ......quite good? I might not be able to cope with this!!
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Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Confused 'Umm'
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I mean....he's got a point #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And so's Botman....just a bigger one!
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bard could come on with a pipe between his teeth and he still wouldn't look more 1920's #lufc
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Bing Crosby in 'Here Is My Heart'
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And so is Wissa....there, I said it!
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Harvey Barnes is f##king s##t! #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What Rob says #lufc 👇
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look who's here. G-dog's glory hunting.....I hope 😆😆 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'll tell you what. I don't mind watching p##nisball when it's not us playing it #lufc. Very Marsch-like as suspected.
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ao meant that 😉 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nevermind the bl##dy sand castles, please get into em tonight Anton!! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? How's he coloured the sand?🤔 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Football always has a way of fighting itself. Seems that #lufc might be finally getting on board with that. 🤞 for tomorrow night & we could be on for an epic Propaganda
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Final update on the evening with Tigers father-in-law. "Ollie Mcburnie...must be worth £20m" Sorry Pops, good start but delusion well and truly has set in. We're going to have to get you home now. 🤫😉 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh, FFS. I am not saying encouraging words to that lot, but if the idiot savant can score a couple before my in-laws turn up, it would make my evening a bit better. #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone say Monaco?.....ahh🥹 But, also..... #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just when I've forgotten about Wednesday night, I see a reminder.........😳🙄 #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What's up? Azerbaijani Champions in the Champions League, that's what's up!!! 🤯🤯🤯 Sabah? Who the heck are they? Nevermind, always been a fan.....come on you ....(checks notes)....The Pink-Blacks! (me neither) #lufc
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Modern football bending to SkyTV......is also "f##king s##t" (so too is TNT) 🙄 #lufc
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
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Rich Holmes @richholm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In domestic news, I have the in-laws over on Saturday. He's a longstanding 🐅 fan. I still hate em and in no way will be cheering them on, but Chelski better turn up like they did last night. It's going to bad enough as it is. I don't need a "shock mauling" from a "plucky" promotion side 🙄 #lufc
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