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Richard Haussmann

@richhaussmann.bsky.social
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West Denver. Comics. Ukuleles. Horror. Science Fiction. Fortean. Data Warehouse/Airflow dev. Libraries. Cemeteries. Old Movie Theaters.

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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 3h
This is the logical conclusion to reality television...and a dress rehearsal.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 4h
The unfortunate logical conclusion of reality television.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bruce Campbell as the plastic surgeon in Escape From L.A.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bad Lieutenant, indeed.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"This isn't working out. I think we should see other people."
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd wait until after the election. You wouldn't want to pay a bribe twice.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He was almost in Injustice 2 as DLC. Probably in relation to JL Dark. Constantine didn't make the cut either.
Detective Chimp as a guerilla fighter. He has a very large handgun and no deerstalker. This was concept art from Injustice 2.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We need to make more shows in Nebraska with red skinned aliens and the Huskers." The lengths they go to not acknowledge African American success is mind boggling.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's using Instacart data from (I expect) grocery stores. Maybe Cherry Garcia?
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everybody has an evil twin. (Yarvin is the evil one,)
William Murderface from metalpocolypse.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Its funny and silly. Some people don't like silly funny things. They shouldn't see it.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are probably 20 other guys ready to take his place. Why is he that special?
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this at the Billy Goat Tavern?
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Future Congresswoman ...
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a reasonable solution.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Except those with lactose intolerance who will be required to only eat soft cheeses with extra lactose.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... and the MAGAs buy half a dozen drinks, appetizers, and dessert and leave you with the bill. Ideology in action.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI can't capture the messiness of reality and the unintended beauty of the unexpected.
A broken bowl "repaired" with gold. An example of  Kintsugi.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They need an ad about a six year old pressured into going to an afterschool Bible study.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to get Trump healthier so he suffers longer in prison.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If only we could profile these guys...
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
West? Let me pull out my compass... (In Denver, the mountains are always west, but it's still confusing).
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"A Latverian Film"
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You may be mistaking the Cornell rapists for someone who has empathy.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was going to post something like you did. We have to keep his new "alias" publicized.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The hypothetical pitch: "Something that says big like Sundance big. But, not just the sun, the WHOLE SKY big. Because the sky is... bigger than the Sun." <Enthusiastic clapping>>
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Zeroth Law of Robotics states that a robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm. Maybe they're doing something good...
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"the Blue God"
Beebo attacks Star City.  From the television show Legends of Tomorrow.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not a number. I'm linens and bedding!
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd procure one if they came in black and they had a mock turtleneck.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's not just Christians vs non-Christians, it's one sect of Christianity vs the rest. Look at Ireland's recent history and other examples of sectarian violence among Christians.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're going to have a blast reading that!
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't doxx his family. They've probably suffered enough.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He was out of county jail in three months. They things are going, they'll get a couple of months in a low security prison to hang out with Diddy and white collar criminals.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like Brock (Allen) Turner? He was out in three months in county jail.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack White is a brilliant musician and a generous human being. I hope he feels better.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My daughter is a senior there and the only creeps she's run into (so far -- at least that I know of) have been non-students. It was supposed to be the "Princeton of West," which is why their mascot is a tiger.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this bill passes, we need to do the same tests on politicians before they can run. If they want us to have inflexible pronouns, then I want to know if I have a Congressman or Congresswoman.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Atlanta Hawks = Men's team Iowa Hawkeyes = Women's Team Most people wouldn't mix them up. No wonder the GOP is having gender in sports issues.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SI? You mean Stupid Intelligence?
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SI? You mean Stupid Intelligence?
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mogo, the planet Green Lantern. Why don't they just use him instead of Oa?
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Five cents for cheese? Robbery.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They need to have a BB showing at the Vatican with Ackroyd in concert.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Body? Maybe just his legs. The legs of Kermit given up for you.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Mr Swift Mysteries. He solves a murder at each tour stop. We don’t see Taylor until the final episode.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fresh cheese curds.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never understood the appeal of that hairstyle until just now.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They need to play this on a big screen above the guillotines.
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Richard Haussmann @richhaussmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the few monopolies the Right doesn’t have are ideologically delusional zealots.
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