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Richard Gable

@richferba.bsky.social
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Livin within a labyrinth of nonsense. This is a consequence of being a Worcester resident. Member of the New Jersey diaspora.

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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At the amazon community meeting about drone delivery in Marlborough. Jack was very excited to see the drone so we had to pop by.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Living in the Boston media market is weird since we get out of state political ads. I’m aware of the major office holders in New Hampshire which I learned about against my will
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tweet from audrey farnsworth (@audipenny):

tour guide: [points at bird]
that's like an alive plane who talks car alarms
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know he’s not going to win it, but Luzardo needs some Cy Young votes.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Having a discussion as to why my 7 year old can’t have an Amazon developer account. He wants to add a weather channel he made with AI to the Amazon fire tv. He’s too advanced
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuck you Market basket, it’s still August.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I just saw an ad for back to school shopping. My son just finished school last week, can we have time to enjoy the summer before we think about going back?
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Whoever is trying to make James Corden a thing again needs to stop. Why is he hosting anything again after we rejected him the first time? Was anyone else busy?
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This Walmart auto department is not a well oiled machine.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The MA progressives are running a commercial about chronic reelection disorder targeting Ed Markey. I would agree if the option against him wasn’t Seth Moulton. Seth Moulton sucks and I’d gladly vote for Markey against him
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I was leaving the Home Depot in Auburn MA and saw a guy with a “teach your kids to change their oil not their gender” hoodie and had to talk myself out of saying something. I definitely would have given him the attention he wanted and gotten my ass kicked.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My cat is in heat and she’s been sexually harassing he all day. She’s giving me all her sexy looks and its making me uncomfortable.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Ironically wearing my Brandeis pull over since my wife’s 4 advisor has left the university for another school.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
CNN was interviewing a couple of missionaries who refuse to leave Erbil and just mentioned they are Americans without mentioning they are zealots. The guy was wearing a “let us worship” hoodie and showed his whole ass though
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Walked my kid to school today since I didn’t want to take the chance of driving on the refrozen roads. While walking down the sidewalk near Worcester Academy they just decided to stop clearing the sidewalk leaving a mountain for kids to navigate. Cool shit
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I’m wondering if I’m having a mid life crisis or just a regular existential because of *gestures vaguely towards the state of the world*
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I was listening dying fetus and I Donny know how you can take yourself seriously when you play in a band with a purposely offensive name that does death metal. Like you have to know that it’s a bit to some extent
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I want to give a big shout out to RFK Jr because even though I got a flu shot I still have the flu and feel like dog shit.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
There is a two hour delay for school opening today (10 am) as of right now (almost 9:30 am) the roads are a skating rink. They haven’t treated the roads in this neighborhood for the past few storms but this seems like negligence when people have to go to work.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Bold choice from the reporter on WJAR to wear a hoodie with a blazer over it
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I am so old that I was unironically rocking out to Valerie by Steve Winwood at stop and shop
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
When my mother in law offers me food, I always say yes. Not because I’m a good son in law, but because I have a policy of not turning down free food. Even if she uses way too much salt in most everything.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I know enough Spanish to say to my neighbor that I don’t speak Spanish that well, so I guess that’s a good thing.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Fucked around and taught myself how to poach eggs this morning. Also made a runny hollandaise to go with it for my wife’s breakfast.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
There is a car parked across the street from the house I live in that has unhoused drug addicts in it. They are frequenting an abandoned house down the block for drug activities and stole packages from our porch. I’m not particularly mad about the packages (we got replacements), I’m more mad that
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I’m thinking of making a list of music for my 6 year old to listen to when he gets older, like high school age. One album on the list would be OK Computer by Radiohead. He’s very into technology and it presents a very late 90s version of the anxiety of the coming year tech.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
As someone who is allergic to cats and avoided them for 40+ years it is interesting to be learning about what set it off in real time.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
My wife and were flying to Atlanta from Newark. As the gate agent saw where we were flying said: “Atlanta? You gotta watch out. There’s a lot of undercover brothers there.” We now reference that whenever we see Atlanta listed anywhere
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
This is Ruggles. One of our neighbors found him in her yard covered in fleas. It’s been two days and he has grown a bit. I’m allergic to cats but it will be hard to give this one up.
A beared man with glasses in a “dead names stay dead” shirt with a tiny white cat wrapped in a blanket on his belly.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
”If I can’t see it, it’s not illegal.”
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I just said to my wife "I'm tired of exercising my demons, they're in better shape than I am". I think I'm ready to be a hack comedian
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I tried one of our home grown Carolina Reapers tonight. 0/10 would not recommend unless you want to have your mouth on fire.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
It’s good to see Meghan Trainor has reached the be in a State Farm commercial part of her career. One last gasp to be a thing since people be seem to catching the fact her music sucks
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I think Calvinism is BS but I do agree with it in a sense. I do think that people who have the cilantro tastes like soap gene are not the elect and will not get to heaven.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A very cool visitor came into the yard today.
A spotted lantern fly on a gray plastic table. Spotted lantern flies are invasive and have no known predators here in North America.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Just discovered that Rick Astley and a band called Blossoms did a few concerts of Smiths songs. It’s good to see a non problematic person sing these songs.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I know it’s hacky to say how smart you kid is, but my kid is. Yesterday he set up his own google voice account using my phone number (which he memorized) so he can call us. He called me today at the office just to say hi. I love my weird little guy
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Menacing pelicans circling over us on Hilton Head Island
9 pelicans flying in formation over the pool we’re hanging out at in Hilton Head Island, SC. They’ve been doing this since we got here at 9.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Stopped at a rest area in North Carolina and proud boys are out waving flags. I’m a long way from home. #gablefamilyroadtrip
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
There is a helicopter circling downtown right now. This was taken from chandler st heading towards Kelley Square. I wonder if it’s there to monitor a potential crowd for the council meeting.
A helicopter circling downtown Worcester Massachusetts
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Cowardice.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I don’t like being in the office and not spending time with him but at least he knows how to use Microsoft teams so we can chat.
Me talking with my 6 year old while at work.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This is a dog shit take. Nobody is telling you men or boys “you’re bad”. Facing repercussions for shitty behavior doesn’t necessarily make a person bad. My 6 year old does less than good stuff sometimes and I don’t tell him he’s bad. I tell him he’s the best buddy and that he can correct himself
A dog shit take by a person who needs to talk to his kids more about their behavior and actually parent.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Me (with no prior context): What do you think of the name “the Bob Geldof Center for Performative Activism”? @phdinprogress17.bsky.social: Oh, its going to be one of those days.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Mel Kiper being mad over where Shadeur Sanders being drafted is hilarious. Talking about how the nfl can’t evaluate qbs, when he’s overrated some of the biggest bums like Brady Quinn.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’m really curious to find out where the people who run the liquor store by stop and shop on Grafton road are from (I think they are Greek). But it’s not a good look for someone who looks like me to ask people where they are from or where they are “really” from.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Why would you drive around with a giant “I eat ass” sticker on your car?
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Looks like the Phillies are in mid season form swinging at everything.
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This has to be one of the most random beer combos I’ve ever seen.
A can of Harpoon x College of the Holy Cross hazy IPA. I’m a bit annoyed the beer name doesn’t reference the college or the mascot like “College Hill Hazy” (the college is on college hill here in Worcester).
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Richard Gable @richferba.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
In his element. Playing with the display phones at a big box store and correctly identifying all of them based on the shape.
My son in his tiger raincoat playing with a Samsung galaxy display at Walmart in Worcester
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