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Richard Valenty

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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They'll be good but DA needs to treat the team like a decent older car that needs more attention than normal to stay in working order. Lose AG, Jamal, or whatshisname #15 to injury and they don't really have backups who can pick up that level of slack.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Gotta say, if C. Wilson wanted to, y'know, play for the Nuggets I would be OK with it. He looked real good.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He had one heckuva dunk though
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I once went to an All-American Super Bowl party, or so I thought, and grabbed what I thought was an All-American buffalo wing but it was woke cauliflower!
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, he thought about answering honestly, then remembered his training and lied, just not as well as his boss.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wouldn't that be situational though? Need offense, go with Strawther, need defense, it's Alpha. I know that's oversimplified.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Taft is rolling over in his grave, thinking "did my rump look like that?"
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't expect you to remember this exchange, but I've come around and would really really prefer best-of-5s in 1st round.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw one of the bros walk down the aisle to my side. That's one big piece of beef!
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tonight, no Jamal, no Spencer. Jokic took 1 shot in 1st half, but threw his craziest pass ever (accurate too) and I've been watching him for his entire career. Off the bench, Whitmore, Brazile, Bagley, Strawther looked good. Not an impressive night across the board but it's only Oct. 4.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AG messin around
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tough to tell from a still but I have some concern about three seconds
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm going to the game tonight! Don't care if it's all 3rd string and two-ways.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They didn't have trade wars during Covid. If they're actually out to get you, you're not paranoid
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As good a deep shooter as CC is, I didn't think her shot selection was great yesterday, plus she missed bunnies. I was impressed with her passing though.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like, I think? I feel like he's a better choice than Tyus if they need backup PG scoring.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hillary told us "puppet" more than 10 years ago, but we didn't understand she meant it that way!
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All kinds of misunderstanding to clear up - the GOP senators were actually thinking of Will Ferrell's character on Netflix's "The Hawk," and it wasn't Jack Smith, it was Chad Smith from RHCP who somewhat looks like Ferrell. Hope that helps the investigation!
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was she OK physically?
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get thee a crockpot, a few jars of Better Than Bouillon, some veggies and noodles, and whatever else you'd be paying $5 per can for. Crockpot means you never have to stir or watch the pot. Spice it up right and you can wave buh-bye to Amy!
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've had to point out to people that OG paraphrased his language from the old Chris Farley show.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yep, I remember seeing a local coffee shop on the mall become something like Capital One Coffee. (if so, the joke is Q - "what's in your wallet" followed by A -"a whole lot less money than when I came in") And furthermore, I still miss Caffe Mars!
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would walk around all day long saying "pfffth Constitutional Right, pfffth Constitutional Right, pfffth ... etc," though I reckon I would soon be single less for tooting than for speaking and being a jerk about it.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just a subtle reminder that the old saying "First team to 100 wins" was about points in basketball, not losses in Major League Baseball.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So, "pro" or "anti" beef franks while tailgating? Or, "I done raised 3 cows for the other guy's carne asada stunt?"
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do either of the candidates hate football? Or both?
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OK, just checking! The FIBA break was definitely not timed with the W season in mind
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even though Valks are closing in on Lynx for 1-seed? (I write this as a Lynx fan, darn it)
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are they The Beatles?
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lynyrd Skynyrd once had a song called "Gimme Four Steps"
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What are your odds on reaching 100? No more than 7 wins with 16 left gets us there. I want to bet big on Polymarket.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We need to send in the Jokic brothers
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember that many many posts and media outlets "before the election" warned that tariffs were inflationary because they, y'know, "raise prices."
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh c'mon, you'd put mustard on a soft pretzel, no? Why not pizza?
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Now imagine it with "Silver Springs" on there cuz it should've been
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
(fingers in ears) la-la-la-la I can't hear you, denial is in fact a river in Egypt, etc
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry timed his death at 80 very badly, publicity-wise. RIP anyhow
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No, that's me. I've been hoarding.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Reports say Lennon wanted to call his song "Sexy Sicko" but the rest of the band said to stay out of Kelly's lane
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well, it was actually an old Dodge Coronet and the song made me do "air piano" while driving. Thank God no video
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Make watermelon gazpacho with some of it. It takes a little work chopping and blending, but it's great to have cold soup on a hot day.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As I see how the team stands right now, I feel like Nuggets are going to have to outscore everyone, which they'll do some times, but Jamal can't get hurt.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I can't swear I wasn't drinking Coors Light that day. It was long before great selections of microbrews, long before cold-activated cans too.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
But does "OK" mean .550? Play-in?
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I peed at the top of a high Colorado mountain once and the mountain goats lapped it up. Beer.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Diallo (D) and DeRozan (shooting) might make up for Watson a little bit (if we get DeRozan of course). But Watson sure was playing well before the injury, he learned how to shoot and was putting up 30-point nights.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Does anyone know if the #Nuggets will be able to sign a decent free agent with the money they must be saving by trading Peyton for (checks notes) nothing until NEXT DECADE????
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is it just "fans" eyeing DeRozan? Cause I as a fan can't pay him, but I would if I could maybe because he can score.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Aw shoot, just heard that the only guy in ZZ without a beard, of course named Beard, passed. Will play my Rio Grande Mud album in tribute as soon as practically possible.
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Richard Valenty @richardvalenty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oh no please not that
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