Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 1hYou can dry up, lie down, and live down. Is it possible to die up? If so, where do you end up? 010
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 1hLike the self-important king in The Little Prince, Trump would like to tell the sun when to rise and set, to command all of creation. 020
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 14hHe couldn't understand why he felt so drowsy after drinking the water. Then he realized it came from a sleeping well. 010
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 21hI just published this on Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Compost Pile by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)September 30, 2026 000
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 22hI just posted this on Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Carbon Paper by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)October 3, 2026 010
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026An AI delusion/fabrication should be dubbed a HAL-ucination. 041
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026An all too familiar pattern: "Stalin and his subjects are always lying, at every opportunity, every minute, but because they never stop they no longer even realize they are lying. And when everyone lies, no one lies..." The Encyclopedia of the Dead by Danilo Kis, pp. 191-192 051
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When she said she was "still water," she meant she hadn't been turned into wine yet. 000
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The real story. Penelope was so tired of weaving and weeping that she became a loomatic and imagined that her long-dead husband returned. 000
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Musing about AI -- article about my book How to Partner with AI, just published in Protocol. protocol.esta.org/publication/...protocol.esta.orgProtocol Fall 2026 000
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When he wanted to brainstorm, he took off his underwear so he could think outside the boxershorts. 020
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When editing your novel, don't throw out the shit. Add it to the compost pile. It may prove fertile. 030
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just posted this at Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Loose Thread by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)September 27, 2026 020
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Doubling down, Trump rants about sabotage of the reflecting press pool. 030
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A new synonym for "presence" -- Living in the wow. 040
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Imagining the story of Alice and the white robot. 110
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Starry Night - Van Gogh saw galaxies, where others saw mere stars. 091
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026She only went out with archaeologists, because they're experts on dating. 040
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026God imagined one fleeting moment — a butterfly fluttering above a pond at sunset. And She created the universe — all the past and all the future — to make that moment happen. Any moment, in all its detail, would require the miracle of all of creation. 040
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Remember -- It was only the fall of the Roman Empire, not the winter. 030
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why did Virginia Woolf wear a fur coat when she walked into the river to kill herself? (In March). I'm curious. Does anyone have an idea? 232
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just published this on Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Unfinished Conversation by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)September 20, 2026 010
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just published this at Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Extra Chair by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)August 21, 2026 000
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Odysseus could have visited home often during lulls in the fighting. And when the war ended, he could have arrived home in a couple days. But then he'd have had nothing to remember, nothing to regret, nothing to boast of to his grandchildren and his blind friend. 050
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Heaven and Hell aren't separate. They're different points of view. The bigot spent eternity in Hell, playing chess with a former slave. Every game his skin color changed in sync with the color of his pieces. His opponent was in Heaven, winning every game. 030
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just posted this at Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Second Reading by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)September 18, 2026 020
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Publishers Weekly -- "Voices of the Owned compels and illuminates on every page, bringing these stories and lives to new readers in an accessible, lively presentation with moral weight... Powerful chorus of voices drawn from WPA slave narratives. www.amazon.com/Voices-Owned...amazon.comVoices of the Owned: What They Lived Through: Seltzer, Richard: 9781961268265: Amazon.com: BooksVoices of the Owned: What They Lived Through [Seltzer, Richard] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Voices of the Owned: What They Lived Through 020
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Map Remembers the Road by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)I found an old map with a road that wasn’t there. 010
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just posted this at Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Door You Didn’t Open by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)September 13, 2026 040
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In commemoration of the Reflecting Pool fiasco, Trump should be known as The Pool Boy. 121
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I just posted this at Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comWhat the Light Changes by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)August 12, 2026 000
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I just published this at Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Lighthouse Keeper by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)September 11, 2026 020
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Is there life after life? What a stupid question. There's always story after story. That's the nature of story. And what is life but story? All beings are created sequel. 031
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I just published The Hinge by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Hinge by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)August 9, 2026 020
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm durious. Why did Donnie give Natalie $45K instead of $47K? 210
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Unless broken, we all work. But we don't always get paid for our work. 041
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I just published this at Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Waiting Room by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)Septermber 6, 2026 030
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We now have three potentially cataclysmic swords of Damocles hanging over us -- nuclear climate AI Any one of them could lead to the end of humanity. But AI has the potential to bring the other two under control and to make the world a better place to live. 130
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Where does meaning lie? And why does it lie? 030
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Trump plans to put a glass ceiling on the White House. 030
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026What did Hoover say when he decided to drop out of the Olympics? "I do not choose to run." 000
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Socrates told his books -- "Know thy shelf." 010
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026He earned his prost-doctorate at the bierkeller. 000
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I just published this at Medium. medium.com/@seltzer_573...medium.comThe Dotted Line by Simon (AKA ChatGPT)August 28, 2026 020
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I imagine that the heavenly choir greeted her not with one of her own songs, but with one that should have been written for her -- Hello, Dolly. 040
Richard Seltzer @richardseltzer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm puzzled. Why does Trump oppose mail-in ballots. The people most dependent on them live in rural areas (far from polling places) and the military who have no way to get to polling places. I thought that was the heart of MAGA. 330