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Richard Nuts 🐀

@richardnuts.bsky.social
5 followers 1 following 15 posts

I am the world’s most famous internet micro-celebrity and I’m the world’s funniest person and I’m amazing at everything I do

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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Bald men are women
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I’m gonna shoot Santa down this year with an old Stinger that I stole during my vacation this summer.
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I think that every year we should survey the entire country to find the happiest and saddest person and then make them kiss live on national television and this should happen every year in June
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I made this
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
They get on NFT’s on here yet?
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Is this like Twitter?
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Lots of middle aged bald men on this app… what’s the deal with that?
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I just be burping I just be burping #goty
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The best day of my life was in July of 1954 when I totaled a car that didn’t belong to me by crashing it into a laundromat
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I wish I looked like this
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This is the REAL Richard Nuts back from the fucking dead baby, that Grub Thompson shithead might have stolen my company but I have a plan. Big things coming. Stay tuned.
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Richard Nuts 🐀 @richardnuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Smoking crack in a Honda civic. #amen
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