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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Things my toddler had a screaming tantrum over today (an incomplete list): - I went through the door he was holding open -He wanted to find me in my bedroom, but I was in the living room - We didn't wash with soap before ending his bath

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am screaming cackling over that out.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have no love for Tampa but I do love to see the Yankees having a no-hit game.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@theterroirist.bsky.social is a better parent than I am. They went outside with the kiddo while Schneider was talking to him on the mound

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My poor kid has been asking me to go outside and play and I keep telling him that I'll go with him as soon as Scherzer is done. I keep saying, "soon, really!"

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Abso-fucking-lutely Not Okay With This

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm taking a class this week (electric door hardware!) and it means getting up at my normal working hours and ohhh man I am so out of practice at this. Who thought mornings were a good idea?

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me - Hey, weren't you doing something? Toddler -Yes. No. I don't remember. Alright, let's grate some carrots!

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

We are truly a Blue Jays family. My toddler just learned the phrase, "fucks sake, Vlad"

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Toronto has an official bee! The Bicolored Striped Sweat Bee

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I got stung by a wasp today and I am astonished at how much it hurts. Like, excuse me I was just trying to eat more cheese I do not deserve this sharp pain in my hand for multiple hours now.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I made this many years ago. Someone just asked me how long it took and now I'm laughing because cross stitch. How many hours? All Of Them.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

My 2.5 year old was kissing a friend on the mouth yesterday, and today informed me that he was going to the playground by himself and I wasn't coming. So this is a fun age full of exciting milestones!

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

New skills! This outlet wasn't here this morning.

An electrical outlet is mounted inside a small hole in a white wall.
There's dust and debris and a hole in the wall that needs patching, but the outlet is new and looks great.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The way I just bolted out my back door and threw myself into a lawn chair

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Eddie Rollers (I bought a few things but Eddie Paintbrush doesn't sound as good)

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I hate this. I hate that I am debating whether or not i should be biking my kid to daycare. Is the air bad enough that I should load him into the car instead. What's the safe exposure to the outside world today? Everyone who voted Doug Ford in, and back in, go fuck yourself

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

What an extremely good day to have newly installed air conditioning

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I am in the process of having a heat pump installed. Until that's done I'll just be here lying under a ceiling fan and moving as little as possible.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Sometimes it takes so little to keep a toddler entertained for a very long time. (Other times nothing works and everything is terrible but this is a good day)

A small blond child is crouched on the ground painting the concrete with a wet paintbrush. Beside them are q couple wooden benches with bowls and buckets full of water.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The constant bullshit of FedEx. I have had a parcel sitting on a truck somewhere in the city for 3 days. Delivery was by end of day Tuesday, then between 11-3 Wednesday, then end of day Wed, and now by 3pm today. I just want blinds! My bedroom is So Hot.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Lolol it was an unrelated person standing in the street. He was just calling in advance of the appointment. So he was a little late, not completely inept 😅

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Why does nobody understand how a door works anymore? I had an in-home appointment scheduled. I accidentally left my phone in the basement for a while. The guy showed up, called a couple times and stood in the street for a few minutes and then left. Knock! On! The! Door!

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

At the playground and most of the kids are doing the expected thing and climbing the ladder and going down the slide. My child? Climbing the ladder, then going down the stairs so he can climb again.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Toddler life. Everyone in the house has been in agreement that we want to go to the playground, for an hour and a half now. There have been no significant obstacles preventing us from going to the playground. Do I think we'll get to the playground in the next half hour? Unlikely.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Look at this definitely full and complete map of Ontario that came in a newspaper supplement this weekend. There's no more province up there, right?

A map of Ontario broken down into regions. Only it's less than half the province. Northern and western Ontario are cut off.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Windy day, old window screens, and a freshly graded and top-soiled hill outside my house has had the very gross consequence of coating every surface in my house that is within a couple feet of a window with dirt. Everything is filthy but we need the breeze so badly.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Delightful discovery of the day - I have at least 3 mulberry trees! And they are white mulberries, so I don't have to contend with my entire yard turning purple every year!

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Constantly being thwarted in my attempts to accomplish shit by losing things I had just a minute ago, or that I'm sure I bought and now don't exist.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I bought the toddler a Cherry Pick magnetic chalk wall for his room. It has an adhesive backing that claims to be super strong and permanent. It keeps falling off the wall. Customer service said "whoops, maybe your paint is wrong" and gave me some really unhelpful 'hacks'.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Home ownership does shit to you. I am crying because of how pretty my countertops are.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I should have just stayed in this apartment for the rest of my life. Moving is the worst.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The late dawning realization that deciding not to bring something to the new house does not actually mean that I'm done with it. I cannot just abandon half full cupboards.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

How am I supposed to pack when I keep finding things like an entire box full of tiny baby shoes? I have to look at them and have feelings and it's really slowing me down.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

My toddler has started insisting on taking a book to bed with him every night. He mostly just cuddles them. Tonight he is using it as a blanket.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

You know the baseball game was boring when the MLB condensed game video is 12 minutes and still has time to talk about cancer survivors and custom shoes.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I have baby raccoons! Number unknown but they are curled up inside a big tree at the back of my yard. I had a chat with the mom yesterday when she popped out to watch me in the yard and then spotted this dude having a snooze. They are extremely cute but I am nervous about chaos and poop. 😬

A close up on a large tree trunk with some green leaves in the foreground.
A skinny raccoon tail and one little foot are visible from a hole in the trunk.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Luckily baby's day brunch also has bottomless mimosas

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I get kitchen cabinets delivered tomorrow. So of course I spent the afternoon working on trim in the bedrooms. Very important stuff that definitely needed to happen today

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

40 minutes later, this aged poorly. 😅

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Vladdy is such a diva. Strikeout he didn't like and he just tosses all his gear piece by piece all over the ground for the bat boy and walks off to first and waits for someone to bring his hat.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

TIL ClassPass doesn't require studios to honour reservations! You can join a class, spend the credits, show up, and be told that it's a special event and actually, you have to pay for it. I was told I shouldn't have been able to reserve it and they wouldn't honour it, so sorry.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Moderation? What's that? Blue Jays know no such thing.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The panic when you are out of every breakfast food and the toddler wakes up screaming, "I wanna eat!" hours before the coffee shop opens. Breakfast was ancient fruitcake from the freezer because it was muffin shaped 😅

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

My brother's new girlfriend can bench press him, and I love that for him.

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Rianne @riannemarie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The Blue Jays knew it's a big deal birthday for me today

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