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Rhys White

@rhyswhite.bsky.social
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Writerer @DynastyDugout, believes Call Me Maybe is the greatest song ever written

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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Big win in Michigan huh
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m older than Juan Soto, I hope people don’t drag me on the internet
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bag secured
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Nothing makes me feel more powerful than using the middle urinal when there are only 3 urinals
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
There are worst ways to spend a Friday night
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James Anderson @realjranderson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
On this week's @rotowire.bsky.social Prospect Podcast, @rhyswhite.bsky.social of @dynastydugout.bsky.social joined me to talk all things MiLB, including some buy lows, some sell highs and much more! 🎧 pod.link/838315493/ep... 📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKWO...
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Minor-League Baseball Talk w/ Rhys White
Listen to Minor-League Baseball Talk w/ Rhys White from RotoWire Fantasy Baseball Podcast wherever you get your podcasts!
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This weekend you catch me doing no pants at a Padres game, no tarps isn’t extreme enough for me
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Maybe the reason the Mets are underperforming is because they don’t have a CFer
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Homer “bee bit my bottom”
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
One of the greatest inventions of all time, my new popcorn maker
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Rain?
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My weekend plans will be planting these bad boys
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Yeah you know what it’s your house now
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I am gonna go out on a limb that the snack bar at my nephews baseball game’s matcha is not good
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’ve thought about ways to spice up my Instagram and I’ve been thinking about posting my sourdough creations on there with songs that don’t match the vibe, like Big Mama and stuff like that
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I’m staying at my brother’s baseball house and I forgot that for men under the age of 24 this is peak interior designing
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Gross
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
My girlfriend’s grandpa called her today to wish her a happy birthday and after two minutes he asked if I was available because he had some things he wanted to talk to me about “our” padres
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Simpsons ass donut 55 donut btw for those keeping track at home
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The “I’m not arguing because I’m always right” shirt guy seems like someone I wanna hang out with at the gym
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ugh Sora is being shut down, how else will my mom send me AI videos of animals doing backflips
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I once put a rattlesnake in someone’s car
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A hot-button issue where I live is the closure of some desert areas to protect the desert tortoises. I can assure you the Facebook comments are thoughtful, well-reasoned, and completely free of grammatical errors.
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The “my pronouns are fuck/you” shirt is telling me you are a really cool guy
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I was wondering why the gym was playing future and Carly Rae Jepsen…turns out my headphones disconnected
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
We don’t need to promote Zach Yorke, it’s totally fine not to
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My nephew told me today I have no motion, little does he know he’s right
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Dom Cosentino @domcosentino.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My most controversial baseball opinion is if someone isn’t performing the national anthem and they have a pre recorded version of it, you shouldn’t have to stand
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What’s wrong babe you barely touched your kurachino
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
When people say there are good cops, they are only talking about chief wiggum
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
To the dude who laughed at me for having a hole in my sock in the sauna, just know I’m praying on your downfall
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Riptide by VanceJoy
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Selling things on Facebook marketplace and the rush you get from it is how it must feel to be on a trader on Wall Street
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I’m working on some open world rankings and I gotta say this Roch Cholowsky guy is pretty good, the White Sox should draft him
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oh fuck yeah the Giants signed prime Tony Gwynn for $12M
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I wonder what this snail thinks about non debuted prospect lists
Snail
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Costco sells bread flour for $7.99 so now I’m the proud owner of 25 pounds of bread flour
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I for one hate it when a player has agency and now I’m gonna side with the owners because this is getting ridiculous how can the Dodgers assemble this super team with the Andy Ibáñez signing
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I wonder what this bird thinks of this FYPD class
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
O/U 2.5 Diet Cokes to get through ranking Rockies prospects?
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Diamondbacks list is out www.thedynastydugout.com/p/arizona-di...
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Arizona Diamondbacks Top 50 Prospects for 2026
A complete scouting breakdown of the top prospects in the Arizona Diamondbacks farm system, including Ryan Waldschmidt, , and more.
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I feel like the Dbacks keep telling us what they think of Jordan Lawlar but who knows shrug emoji
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
We live in the dumbest possible timeline
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The cut at the top isn’t perfect but this is my best looking loaf of sourdough yet
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Homer: “Bless you boys” Marge: “those are ice cream boys” Homer: “I know” Early Simpsons doesn’t miss
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Okay I’ll bite, what is Heated Rivalry?
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Rhys White @rhyswhite.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s always the dudes with the worst haircuts huh?
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