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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 2h
I still don’t know how I got passed up for Clayface. “Literally, unimaginative, and borderline cancellable” my ass 😂
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Didn’t get to the plug yesterday because it wasn’t charged. Maybe today’s the day…🤔
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I realized too late I didn’t take before pictures, so you’ll just have to believe me I had no shelf or countertop space before the reorganization. Please clap, I did it even though I’m sick.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I haven’t played the Control games yet, but I do have a Lovense, some time off, and a horny streak. Who’d control me? 😈😜
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sleep obtained. Edging and napping incoming.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vaccines: check. At least something good came from an otherwise heinous work week. Thank fuck for #mcm and having no reason to leave bed for 72 hours…
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I worked all night so it’s #scs and belated #fcf with my new accessory
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not great at #fursday, but I can show you your view as you blow me, which I’d love for you to do…🥺
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy #humpday! If I was an influencer I’d say something like “Who’s checking my squat form” or “I’ll wear it to work and the gym and post proof if you give it a hundred thumbs 🍑😈😅🔥💪🏻” Good thing I’m not insufferable huh?
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fell off the wagon hard and added some tummy back. Getting back in the swing though (and arms still making good progress) #tummytuesday
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#mcm captures how I feel about going back to work this week. Just get me to my PTO please; my brain is staticky
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah, I thought I had used up this entire brand of depressive nonsense. Alas, there are people at the gym and my response to that is… If you guessed “sit in the parking lot and contemplate a cry,” you’re correct! I would like a different brain, please.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been having nightmares every time I sleep lately, so yes, I am waking up from my third nap (plus nightmare) at 4:30 pm. Enjoy a #scs while I edge the demons out (hopefully).
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes one angle just doesn’t feel like enough. Happy #fcf from me and mine
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can display most of my fur for #fursday but it’s better appreciated in person…
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Being gay means having thoughts like “I bet the lighting is good in the kitchen” and then remembering there are windows there, too. Oh well. Happy #humpday (barely, I know)
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anybody have strong game recommendations for the Nintendo sale? I have some Fire Emblem to catch up on and have never played a Xenoblade so I was thinking about taking advantage. What have you liked?
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Took an accidental nap earlier. Now wide awake, so why not participate in #testicletuesday?
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just need to air a grievance for a second. Front end: I’m not hurt about it, I just don’t get it. I tell people I work in the ER fairly freely if we start chatting, whether as friends or maybe more. I do this because of social courtesy. There will be days I can’t text you or I vanish suddenly.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Little on the late side, but here’s a #mcm.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Games That Made Me Lots of firsts of various kinds here, but for the most part these are the first 9 games that I had distinct memories of playing when I thought “what games do I remember most/what franchises am I still loyal to?” my9games.net/en
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think he won (pretend to be surprised)
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some precum from the archives while I decide if I’m going to be responsible (sleep) or hedonistic (participate in #sundaycumday)
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am exhausted. But my legs look nice. #scs
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did I take some “can’t sleep” pics of the full moon? Might have. #humpday
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Working late has some perks on clear nights.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Already came once today but…it’s Sunday cumday and my hole is hungry, so let’s go again. Might have to break out the vibrator this time 😈
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well this can only mean trouble…😈
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ready for #fcf
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t know what life event interrupted me playing Hollow Knight some years ago, but boy am I glad I found my way back. What a joy, if intermittently soul destroying (less so this go)
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pre- and post-hump for #humpday. Currently in pre-hump status but looking to change that 😈
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have accomplished passing out for 10 hours. Good enough to get started on a holiday edging session I suppose…
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A dramatic #mcm rendering of how I feel after this work week. I require sleep and tomfoolery. Not necessarily in that order, but maybe.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bets on if I fall asleep jerking off again? (This work week sucks and I am so tired)
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There is no torture quite like hours 1-48 after the first leg day at the gym after a month away. Hour 3 thoughts: oh god just amputate them now.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So I may have had my first hands free orgasm a few weeks ago. It surprised me so I didn’t capture the moment, but this was not long before. In honor of cumday, have this while I consider trying again, perhaps with the Lovense if y’all want to help 😈😅
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thinking about just staying here all day. Who’s coming over to join?
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As anticipated, the soft was short-lived. Y’all got him excited 😂😏
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#scs isn’t gonna last long, so I had to hurry and try to find my angles. Couldn’t decide which was the winner.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Have a wet and happy #fcf
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Having one of those impure thoughts related to #humpday (and making up for missing Monday)
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Feeling a little tired today after the MCR show last night and working the weekend. Maybe it’s time for some quality time with a friend…😈😅
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Was asked to model my recent underwear acquisitions, which also work for tummy Tuesday, so y’all can see them too.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bluesky trying to break again but I wanna jerk it before heading out for the day 😭
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Me: “should maybe try to get to sleep since I work in the morning.” Him: “push the alarm back and stay up edging to your sexy online friends.” He won. I’m gonna stay up and jerk to y’all for a few hours 😈😅
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just off work for the night. Who’s gonna come get me fully hard to end #fcf the right way?
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Been a rough cold or allergies day, so I offer a belated hump day offering. You may also choose to hump as part of my apology 😈😅
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The negative: I have a little sore throat and some congestion from not sleeping well the past few nights and being fairly busy the past month. The positive: they’re doing wonders for my edging groans.
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just another monochrome Monday. Wish it were Sunday. That’s my cum day. Wait. I’m not beholden to any more than the rhythm pattern of the song for this bit. It can be #mcm AND I can edge!
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It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
From a recent edging session, it’s a rare #sundaycumday video. I do really need to feel like this again…
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