It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 2hI still don’t know how I got passed up for Clayface. “Literally, unimaginative, and borderline cancellable” my ass 😂 060
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Didn’t get to the plug yesterday because it wasn’t charged. Maybe today’s the day…🤔 160
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I realized too late I didn’t take before pictures, so you’ll just have to believe me I had no shelf or countertop space before the reorganization. Please clap, I did it even though I’m sick. 1110
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I haven’t played the Control games yet, but I do have a Lovense, some time off, and a horny streak. Who’d control me? 😈😜 1351
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Vaccines: check. At least something good came from an otherwise heinous work week. Thank fuck for #mcm and having no reason to leave bed for 72 hours… 0300
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I worked all night so it’s #scs and belated #fcf with my new accessory 1884
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m not great at #fursday, but I can show you your view as you blow me, which I’d love for you to do…🥺 2311
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Happy #humpday! If I was an influencer I’d say something like “Who’s checking my squat form” or “I’ll wear it to work and the gym and post proof if you give it a hundred thumbs 🍑😈😅🔥💪🏻” Good thing I’m not insufferable huh? 2411
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fell off the wagon hard and added some tummy back. Getting back in the swing though (and arms still making good progress) #tummytuesday 1260
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#mcm captures how I feel about going back to work this week. Just get me to my PTO please; my brain is staticky 0501
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ah, I thought I had used up this entire brand of depressive nonsense. Alas, there are people at the gym and my response to that is… If you guessed “sit in the parking lot and contemplate a cry,” you’re correct! I would like a different brain, please. 160
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Been having nightmares every time I sleep lately, so yes, I am waking up from my third nap (plus nightmare) at 4:30 pm. Enjoy a #scs while I edge the demons out (hopefully). 1431
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sometimes one angle just doesn’t feel like enough. Happy #fcf from me and mine 11077
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I can display most of my fur for #fursday but it’s better appreciated in person… 1480
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Being gay means having thoughts like “I bet the lighting is good in the kitchen” and then remembering there are windows there, too. Oh well. Happy #humpday (barely, I know) 0281
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Anybody have strong game recommendations for the Nintendo sale? I have some Fire Emblem to catch up on and have never played a Xenoblade so I was thinking about taking advantage. What have you liked? 120
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Took an accidental nap earlier. Now wide awake, so why not participate in #testicletuesday? 0391
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I just need to air a grievance for a second. Front end: I’m not hurt about it, I just don’t get it. I tell people I work in the ER fairly freely if we start chatting, whether as friends or maybe more. I do this because of social courtesy. There will be days I can’t text you or I vanish suddenly. 190
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Games That Made Me Lots of firsts of various kinds here, but for the most part these are the first 9 games that I had distinct memories of playing when I thought “what games do I remember most/what franchises am I still loyal to?” my9games.net/en 080
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Some precum from the archives while I decide if I’m going to be responsible (sleep) or hedonistic (participate in #sundaycumday) 1430
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Did I take some “can’t sleep” pics of the full moon? Might have. #humpday 0380
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Already came once today but…it’s Sunday cumday and my hole is hungry, so let’s go again. Might have to break out the vibrator this time 😈 1583
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don’t know what life event interrupted me playing Hollow Knight some years ago, but boy am I glad I found my way back. What a joy, if intermittently soul destroying (less so this go) 050
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Pre- and post-hump for #humpday. Currently in pre-hump status but looking to change that 😈 0512
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I have accomplished passing out for 10 hours. Good enough to get started on a holiday edging session I suppose… 0643
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A dramatic #mcm rendering of how I feel after this work week. I require sleep and tomfoolery. Not necessarily in that order, but maybe. 0562
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Bets on if I fall asleep jerking off again? (This work week sucks and I am so tired) 090
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There is no torture quite like hours 1-48 after the first leg day at the gym after a month away. Hour 3 thoughts: oh god just amputate them now. 040
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So I may have had my first hands free orgasm a few weeks ago. It surprised me so I didn’t capture the moment, but this was not long before. In honor of cumday, have this while I consider trying again, perhaps with the Lovense if y’all want to help 😈😅 1575
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Thinking about just staying here all day. Who’s coming over to join? 1610
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026As anticipated, the soft was short-lived. Y’all got him excited 😂😏 0441
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026#scs isn’t gonna last long, so I had to hurry and try to find my angles. Couldn’t decide which was the winner. 1541
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Having one of those impure thoughts related to #humpday (and making up for missing Monday) 0451
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Feeling a little tired today after the MCR show last night and working the weekend. Maybe it’s time for some quality time with a friend…😈😅 0310
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Was asked to model my recent underwear acquisitions, which also work for tummy Tuesday, so y’all can see them too. 1310
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Bluesky trying to break again but I wanna jerk it before heading out for the day 😭 090
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Me: “should maybe try to get to sleep since I work in the morning.” Him: “push the alarm back and stay up edging to your sexy online friends.” He won. I’m gonna stay up and jerk to y’all for a few hours 😈😅 21488
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Just off work for the night. Who’s gonna come get me fully hard to end #fcf the right way? 1662
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Been a rough cold or allergies day, so I offer a belated hump day offering. You may also choose to hump as part of my apology 😈😅 1511
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The negative: I have a little sore throat and some congestion from not sleeping well the past few nights and being fairly busy the past month. The positive: they’re doing wonders for my edging groans. 070
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Just another monochrome Monday. Wish it were Sunday. That’s my cum day. Wait. I’m not beholden to any more than the rhythm pattern of the song for this bit. It can be #mcm AND I can edge! 0430
It’s V now @rhnorseman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026From a recent edging session, it’s a rare #sundaycumday video. I do really need to feel like this again… 01004