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Hail Chaos Podcast @allhailchaos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

NEW ADVENTURER APPROACHES Meet Carpy Deem: jock, football star, and party #gnome played by @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social This 2-inch-terror might be able to throw a ball and do a keg stand, but can he navigate The Black Fortress? Find out in this week's episode: pod.fo/e/3979fb #fantasy #party

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

sourdough starter? No this is a sourdough finisher. We’re done here

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

lying naked on the sofa and asking my husband to paint me like one of his Warhammer 40k miniatures

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Hail Chaos Podcast @allhailchaos.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The next episode of HAIL CHAOS is out on Thursday! But a sneak peek- meet the mermaid Slippy Gilly, played by the sensational @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social! What dark purpose does she serve? Follow the pod to find out: podfollow.com/1878456149 #comedy #podcast #mermaid #ttrpg #dnd

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

the worst thing? That’s not even his mum. She just does that to random kids 😔

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I learned everything I know about the US from sitcoms, so I was pleasantly surprised to discover when I visited last year that their living rooms do actually have fourth walls

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

one of my favourite ways to annoy my husband on April Fools day is sending him screenshots of normal articles with the caption ‘hilarious! They had me going for a second there!’

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

‘What shall we call our Turkish takeaway?’ ‘Oooh something Turkish, like Moulin Rouge’ ‘Oh so everything will be red then?’ ‘No’

A Turkish takeaway with blue signage called Moulin Rouge.

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

why identify yourself by your Hogwarts House when you could simply say if you’re a bitch, lover, child or mother

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

the spitfire and the apple crumble were both invented for war. But which would come out on top in an aerial battle? There’s only one way to find out-

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

‘And lo, the man did ask Jesus ‘should I forgive my neighbour for his treachery?’ And Jesus did say-‘

A Google search saying people also ask ‘where in the Bible does it say not my circus not my monkeys’

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

wow it’s a transcription of my side of phone calls with my mum

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

don’t like them for this and don’t like her husband either, because why on earth would you stay with someone who wanted you to do something so cruel

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

why is the school bully in this poster about 45

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

watching Emily in Paris which by this point is more product placement than plot

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

missed my telephone GP appointment and now will run out of essential medication because I was taking a photo of ‘pulled pork tea’

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

a question for non sitcom characters - have you ever met up with a friend BEFORE work?

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

good, we need to stop giving Jerry Seinfeld all these spin offs

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

what came first, the high seas piracy or the DVD kind

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

was away from my 3 month old today so him and my husband had a boys’ day. They went to Warhammer World together and I came home to them watching Platoon

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

just moved into a new flat and someone had left a half used roll of kitchen towel next to the toilet. It was perfect, tragic contextual storytelling

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

one prerequisite of selling on Gumtree is spelling things in new and previously impossible ways

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

shit! my two month old son has learned to text!

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

do Parma ham and Parma violets even come from the same animal

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

been wandering around all day whispering ‘Jack of potatoes’

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

@andydawson.bsky.social instantly thought of you and Bob when I saw Harry’s being a Boots McKindness as part of the Flat White Harts

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

man on the train watching TikTok without headphones. On INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY??

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

forget mainstream media, this is where I get news I can trust

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant is Billy Joel’s epic tale of going to a place that doesn’t serve orange wine

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I would like to hear boygenius cover this

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

if a vampire is older or more senior than you you should really be saying nosferavous

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

oh my god someone save this cat

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

they say our generation will never be homeowners but we’ve broken the curse 🥰 can’t wait to fix up the place with this one 🔑

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

and is this ‘baby’ in the womb with us right now?

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

confusing when I see a boxing match organised weeks in advance. How do they already know the two boxers will be mad enough at each other to fight?

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

to think, this would be much less cool if their instrument of choice was the tuba

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

did you know? if you listen to The Beatles ‘I Am The Walrus’ forwards you can hear John Lennon confessing to being a walrus

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

BECAUSE PEOPLE FIXED IT YOU NUTWANKS

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

my husband and I’s favourite thing at the moment is to imagine Lord of The Rings exactly the same except everyone drives a car

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

my in-laws small village has beaten death 👏

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I always say this before a man goes down on me

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

oh you gave up your seat to a pregnant woman on the tube? Last time I saw a pregnant woman walking, I stopped my car and I gave it to her. Papers and everything. She caused a pile up, as she could NOT legally drive

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I saw the best comic minds of my generation get up on stage and ask if anyone had seen their TikToks

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I wish I cared about anything as much as my cat cares about a bug he maybe saw

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Rhiannon Shaw @rhiannoneshaw.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

yelling ‘WHO IS SHE??’ every time my husband gets a 2 factor authentication text

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