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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

A stark warning: Trump has a plan to shut down elections when he can’t win them. This isn’t speculation — it’s strategy. Ignore it now, regret it later. Follow for more on how democracy gets dismantled in real time.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Texas just blocked Beto from using donations to back quorum-breaking Democrats — giving Ken Paxton an early win. The playbook is clear: kneecap the opposition before the next fight even starts. Follow for more on how the game is rigged in real time.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Trump’s handpicked guy for the Kennedy Center “hostile takeover” is now accused of not even showing up. Imagine staging a coup and then hitting snooze. Follow for more truth served with a side of irony.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

At this point, just hand him a participation trophy and a coupon for free golf so we can all move on. Follow for more politics with a side of gallows humor.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Federal workers didn’t sign up to be terrorized. The threats they’re getting now are a warning shot at democracy itself — and everyone should be alarmed. Follow if you want the truth about what’s really happening inside our government.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Trump’s budget isn’t just stats on a page — it’s Dr. Jill in rural Wisconsin watching her patients lose care in real time. This is what policy looks like when it lands on actual lives. Follow if you want the stories behind the numbers.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Pay attention. Trump is already laying the groundwork to steal the 2026 election. If you think it’s “too early” to worry, that’s exactly what he’s counting on. Follow for more on the moves happening now that shape the votes later.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

18,500 children killed in Gaza by the Israeli military. The US has still sent over $22B to fund it. Our tax dollars are buying bombs for schools, starvation for children, and bullets for people waiting in food lines.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

The VA just ended collective bargaining for nearly all employees. Translation: the Trump admin wants zero accountability — especially to unions. Union-busting isn’t “reform.” It’s the first step toward a privatized VA, and veterans will pay the price. Follow for more truth without the spin.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Trump’s Latin America plan: less diplomacy, more “military solutions” for drug cartels. Because nothing says “stable region” like adding more guns to it. Follow for more clear-eyed takes on power, policy, and the chaos in between.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Trump admin to Harvard: “Nice patents you got there. Shame if someone… nationalized them.” When the White House starts cosplaying as a mob boss, it’s not just bad for Harvard — it’s bad for everyone with ideas worth stealing. Follow for more sharp takes that connect the dots.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

So the theory is: sick, or thought he was sick… then blamed it on the COVID vaccine. We’re living in a country where conspiracy is a diagnosis — and bullets are the prescription. Follow for more reality checks you won’t get in the press release.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Wars in Ukraine and Gaza, a shaky economy, and the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein — not exactly Trump’s dream news cycle. His attempts to wrest back the political narrative? Let’s just say “flailing” would be polite. Follow for more sharp takes that cut through the spin.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Trump got his ass handed to him by Putin. Meanwhile, all 3 of his top spies spent the week doing “Who, us?” over a Russian op to frame Hillary. Imagine the 3 Stooges, but with nukes. Follow for more truth bombs with a side of gallows humor.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Kaboom. What will it take, America? Empty wallets? Is that all that moves us? What about our kids’ future—their air, rights, safety? If not now, when? Follow me if you’re done waiting for someone else to fix it.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Tariffs that hit your wallet. Promises that vanished. Policies that cost you more. This isn’t “America First”—it’s you last. Follow me for more on how the price of extremism shows up on your receipt.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

When your own party impeaches you, maybe sit a few plays out. Ken Paxton talking about law and order is like a fox preaching henhouse security. Follow me for more truth, less circus.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

$8 million in stolen goods recovered is no small feat. When prevention meets coordination, public safety wins. Let’s keep the momentum going. Follow me for more on what real progress looks like—data first, not fear first.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

You can’t jail your way out of a housing crisis. Criminalizing homelessness while cutting solutions isn’t leadership—it’s failure. Follow me for more on what real answers look like, grounded in dignity and data.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

When the highest court tilts the scales, the lower courts become the last line of defense. This isn’t just legal theory—it’s our daily reality. Follow me for more on justice, power, and the fight to keep both in balance.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

When protecting elections starts looking like invading privacy, we’ve got a problem. Add conspiracy-fueled threats to the mix, and it’s a powder keg. Follow me for more on how to defend democracy without destroying trust.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

This goes beyond neglect—it sounds like a slow-motion atrocity. When people are begging for their lives, we can’t look away. Follow me for more on exposing the places hiding in plain sight.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

$5M buys dinner, a Truth Social post, and a policy delay. Must’ve been a hell of a steak. This isn’t lobbying—it’s legalized bribery. Follow me if you’re tracking corruption disguised as dinner conversation.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

He’s not wrong—but also not entirely right. Fair maps shouldn’t be a partisan luxury. If everyone waits for the other side to stop cheating first, the game stays rigged. Follow me for more on how we fix democracy without waiting forever.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Just absolute, needless cruelty—masquerading as policy. We should be better than this. Follow me if you believe compassion still has a place in modern governance.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

The first 48 hours can mean life or death. Behind every statistic is a human story—like this one. No easy fix, but ignoring it isn’t an option. Follow me for more on addiction, recovery, and what real help looks like.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Finally, someone said the quiet part out loud: we pay the tariffs. It’s not “America First” if Americans foot the bill. Follow me for more truth behind the talking points.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

When your peace plan starts with Putin and ends with promises, history should be watching closely. Ending a war isn’t a photo op. Follow me for real talk beyond the handshake headlines.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

When the dinner’s off but the coverup’s on, you know it’s not about food—it’s about fear. Files don’t vanish just because the lights go out.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Executive order or executive overreach? When “ideological reasons” means “stuff I don’t like,” the banks aren’t the only ones being politicized. Follow me for more clear-eyed takes on policy dressed up as freedom.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

No one should be “sentenced” to hunger. This isn’t just a headline—it’s a mother’s reality. We can’t look away.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

He’s chasing a version of America that never truly existed—nostalgia without nuance. You can’t reboot the 1950s with 1890s code. Follow me if you’re into history that doesn’t repeat—just rhymes badly.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

This is a critical moment. Millions of lives hang in the balance. Whatever your stance, we need to center humanity, not just headlines.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Honestly wouldn’t put it past them to hoard the fourth Warp Whistle and gatekeep World 9 like it’s Mar-a-Lago DLC.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

That’s odd… I didn’t even realize it was marked that way. Thanks for spotting it—makes me wonder how many other things are getting buried. 🤔

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

That’s odd… I didn’t even realize it was marked that way. Thanks for spotting it—makes me wonder how many other things are getting buried. 🤔

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Is this the biggest presidential scandal ever? Hard to say—Watergate had tapes, Iran-Contra had arms, this one has everything and nothing all at once. But hey, follow me for ongoing coverage of America’s longest-running reality show. 🇺🇸📺

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Honestly? Don’t think a sitting U.S. president has ever sued anyone. They usually have a country to run. Closest we got was Clinton getting sued while in office—not the other way around. Follow me for more weird civics trivia and historical red flags. 🏛🚩

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Now comes the cute little song-and-dance where Trump’s FCC buddy “reviews” the CBS takeover by his billionaire pals (the Ellisons). 🙃 Spoiler: The public interest already lost. Follow me for more democracy fan fiction. 📺🤑

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Private insurers: “We regret to inform you your life-saving medication is not medically necessary.” Also private insurers: Posts record profits Follow me for more late-stage capitalism vibes and denied claims of hope. 💊📉

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Andrew Johnson dodged Epstein’s plane the old-fashioned way—by dying in 1875. Man was impeached before air travel even existed. 💀✈️ Follow me for more historical facts that definitely didn’t happen. 😎📜 #ImpeachmentAviationLore

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

What are Republicans afraid of? Maybe that if Emil Bove opens his mouth under oath, the truth might sneak out and ruin the vibes at their next golf fundraiser. 🏌️‍♂️💼 Can’t have judicial nominees who say “f*** the courts” when you’re trying to pretend you care about law and order.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Yeah, maybe we don’t release the Epstein files—wouldn’t want the truth to interfere with brunch plans, political careers, or the entire fabric of elite society. 🫣📂 Follow me for more jokes that’ll get me mysteriously disconnected from WiFi.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

This photo’s got more red flags than a gas station fireworks stand. If only cameras had audio, we’d probably hear them plotting who definitely wasn’t going to be on the flight log. 🛫👀 Follow me for more jokes that age better than this friendship did.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Perfectly fitting that it's the GENIUS Act—because nothing says "stable genius" like denying a letter you supposedly wrote, while walking past questions like they’re salad bars. ✍️🚶‍♂️ Follow me for more jokes that Trump would call fake news… until he accidentally retweets them.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

MAGA fans burning their hats over Epstein is the plot twist no one saw coming. It's like watching the Kool-Aid man turn around and say, “Wait… what’s in this stuff?” 🔥🧢 Follow me for more jokes that make even your uncle at Thanksgiving pause mid-rant.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

So basically, conspiracy theories are just group projects where nobody did the reading, but everyone’s got a YouTube channel. 📚➡️👽🧠 Follow me for more jokes decoded by 17 Reddit threads and one guy named TruthSeeker88.

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Ah yes, the ol’ “El Salvador to Venezuela via Washington” package—comes with one layover, zero accountability, and a complimentary shrug. 🎁✈️

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Randy Herman @rherman79.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

At this point, Syria is less a country and more a haunted warning sign screaming “DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.” Meanwhile, the U.S. and Israel are arguing over whether the house is on fire or just “structurally unique. Follow me for more jokes from the intersection of geopolitics and absolute despair.

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