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Rick Horowitz

@rhdefense.com
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I do attorney stuff, photography stuff, mug-maker stuff, laser-engraver stuff, and a bunch of other stuff.

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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 14/09/2026
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 19/08/2026
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 29/03/2026
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 24/03/2026
Whilst reading the tape this morning, I had an short conversation with Claude. In other news, I've started a new Substack called Reading the Tape. It's not jus about markets, but about recognizing patterns in life. You can find it at readingthetape.rickhorowitz.com
I know how to fix things: I'll buy oil stock. The stock will go down and the rest of the market can then maybe recover.

7:23 AM
The Rick Horowitz Inverse Indicator. Buy oil, oil drops, everything else recovers. You'd be doing a public service.

Yep.

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Sacrifice play. Very noble.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 18/01/2026
A white refrigerator door covered with colorful plastic magnetic letters arranged to read, “PBS didn’t become woke. You grew up to be a bad person.” Loose magnetic letters are scattered along the bottom edge of the fridge.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 08/12/2025
Tomorrow. Can't wait until tomorrow? Check out my other articles on substack.probablecause.media now!
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 08/12/2025
ICE is not any part of what the United States has ever stood for. (It's very much a part of what the Confederate States stood for. It's an attempt to resurrect the Ghosts of Losers.) Tomorrow, on substack.probablecause.media I will explain this more fully. Meanwhile, loads of other posts to read!
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 06/07/2025
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 06/07/2025
Post from the Atlantic saying that "Just a year ago, the U.S. was better at predicting storms' tracks than it had ever been. But now, @ZoeSchlanger reports, the country is rapidly losing state-of-the-art forecasting, just in time for hurricane season's busiest months" and @MikeDrucker replies "We're not 'losing' shit. We broke it intentionally. This wasn't a solar flare that knocked out our satellites. This was us taking a machete to an advanced weather system because some dumbfucks thought it was going to own the libs rather [than] drown their families".
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 06/07/2025
Trying to think of a better name for the so-called "Alligator Alcatraz". One that speaks truth instead of an attempt at sick cuteness. So far, I have "The 'Heart' of Dixie" because "Auschwitz" and "Dachau" were already taken. What suggestions do you have?
The "Heart" of Dixie as the correct name for so-called Alligator Alcatraz complete with a combination Nazi-Confederate flag, a Christian flag, a sign that says "Arbeit Macht Frie" and another sign that says "Umsiedlung" all in the midst of an Everglades type of swamp.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 28/06/2025
ME ARRESTARON… POR DEFENDERME ¿Defenderte te puede llevar a la cárcel? 😧 Descubre lo que pasa cuando el sistema penal se equivoca. Abogado penalista Rick Horowitz lo explica. Nuevo Corto Video de @YouTube por Abogado de Defensa Penal en Fresno, California. youtu.be/3iUNLLdeoww?...
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 28/06/2025
Pictures of three flags. The words above the flags say “If you fly” and then above each of the first two flags “this…” and above the third flag “or this…” and first is the Trump flag, second the Nazi flag, and third the Confederate flag. And below it says, “You are not a Patriot.” and below that it says “You are a Fascist pretending to be a Patriot.”
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 14/06/2025
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 07/06/2025
So...if I sleep fewer than 8 hours, that's a problem. Longer than 9 hours, that's a problem. Doesn't leave much of a window for getting it right.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 30/05/2025
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 16/05/2025
Trump photographed with various new friends: a Saudi prince (probably Mohammed bin Salman), Putin, North Korea's Kim. The words underneath say "I sure am glad that Obama killed Osama bin Laden before Trump got a chance to become friends with him."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 16/05/2025
Trump doing his normal infantile holding up two hands like he isn't sure how to make a fist while he appears to be yelling (or crying?) and the words say: 

The election is rigged… unless I win.
The news is fake… unless it’s flattering.
Everything’s a hoax… unless I tweet it.
Nepotism is bad… unless it’s my family.
I’m rich… but you can’t see my taxes.
I’m smart… but you can’t see my grades.
I’m a patriot… but I dodged the draft.
I’m successful… but my businesses fail.
My staff is the best… until I fire them.
I’m innocent… but juries are stupid.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 13/05/2025
I decided to lighten it up a little...
A picture of Mandarine fruits arranged to spell out the word "Hello" and the text above them says "How to write 'HELLO' in Mandarin" and the text below them says "I first attempted to write it in Danish but they were just too delicious."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 05/05/2025
Image of Sesame Street characters gathered around and the words “Sesame Street is ‘biased to the left’ according to Project 2025. I assume because it has Black and brown and gay characters, but maybe also because it teaches basic reading skills? And compassion?”
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 04/05/2025
Pair of boots with dog tags and words "Veterans should decide when Veterans Day is, not some Draft Dodger."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 03/05/2025
A two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, one dog asks the other, "What are you?" and the other says, "A wiener dog. How about you?" In the second panel, the first dog says, "I'm a Shih Tzu." The wiener dog responds, "A SHIT ZOO? Now I feel better about being a wiener dog."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 01/05/2025
Photo of Rep. Ted  Lieu with a quote from him: "The fact that we even have to introduce an amendment that says ICE cannot deport U.S. citizens is bathshit crazy. This should not even be a discussion."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 01/05/2025
Pictures of the leaders of Canada, Mexico, and the clown who is raping the United States. The text says, "Canada elected a guy with a PhD in Economics from Oxford University. Mexico elected a woman with a PhD in Energy Engineering. The USA elected a 2X impeached conman who bankrupted 4 casinos & has 34 felony convictions. Mexico and Canada really do border on stupidity."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 01/05/2025
Here's a sneak peek at what my newsletter that goes out tomorrow will be about. Hint: it's all AI. Lots of good stuff, especially if you're into criminal defense. Visit my website now and sign up before you miss out! (You'll also get a free PDF when you sign up.) Newsletter is less than 1x/month.
Screenshot of the newsletter which will go out May 1, 2025. Sign up right now (4/30/2025) or you'll miss out!
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 16/04/2025
Yeee-ha! New office rug for the reception area and Serena's got a new desk! She loves it and the rug!
Photo of our reception area showing, among other things, our new office mini-rug with our logo on it, and Serena at her new desk.A closer photo of our reception area showing, among other things, our new office mini-rug with our logo on it, and Serena at her new desk.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 15/04/2025
Photo of Trump hugging Salvadoran dictator Bukele who says he can't return an innocent man to the United States because he would have one fewer numbers of prisoners with words "We traded Europe for a Central American autocrat who builds concentration camps for profit."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 15/04/2025
This is what deranged looks like.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 11/04/2025
Screenshot of Rev. Mrs. Mommy (@revlaurelj) saying “Any time a Black person achieves something or advances, it’s DEI. Any time a woman advances, she “slept her way to the top.” Do you all hear yourselves? Is that how you rationalize your lack of achievement and mediocrity?”
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 11/04/2025
J.D. Vance romantic-themed meme with him holding a couch at sunset and the words “Brokecouch Mountain” made to look similar to a movie poster.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 08/04/2025
Melania Trump’s face on Time Magazine cover with the words “Asked if She Bleaches Her Asshole, First Lady says, ‘No he gets spray-tanned.’”
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 06/04/2025
New at Probable Cause: The Legal Blog with the Really Low Standard of Review. When the Law Breaks: The Rule of Law Will Fall & Down Comes Our Republic Come for the AI/Photoshop images. Stay for the Poetry. rhdefense.com/when-the-law...
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 05/04/2025
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 02/04/2025
A block of confused cheese (I say that because it looks like Swiss, but it's yellow like Cheddar) has fallen from the sky and crushed a Tesla Swastitruck.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 28/03/2025
The New Yorker, cartoon of a ton of ICE agents out front of a school. One is looking at his watch and asking another, "What time did they say this kid gets out of class again?"
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 28/03/2025
A woman looking at the camera with words over her saying "If I texted sensitive patient information in a non-HIPAA compliant group chat and accidentally added someone who wasn't a provider, I'd lose my job my medical license, and face civil and criminal charges. But I guess the Secretary of Defense is held to a lower standard."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 28/03/2025
Woman wearing a t-shirt that says "Immigrants are not criminals, but the President is."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 27/03/2025
Shirt with a picture of a Guillotine and Roses below it with the words “Once upon a time the French had a real problem with the 1%” and then, below, it says, “They solved it.”
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 22/03/2025
It’s easier to fool people than it is to convince them they’ve been fooled. - Mark Twain
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 22/03/2025
Twins.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 22/03/2025
christianity is about helping others and controlling yourself. When it becomes about controlling others and helping yourself, it’s no longer christianity.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 19/03/2025
You can’t arrest our co-Presidents!
Text saying: So we arrested the guy who owned the sex island and we arrested the woman who brought the children to the sex island, but we haven’t arrested the clients who paid to rape the children on the sex island.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 17/03/2025
Text over photo of Clinton shaking hands with Trump at debates in 2016: Robert Mueller has now confirmed that Hillary Clinton met with a Russian agent during the 2016 election.”
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 17/03/2025
Stupid people are easier to control.
Picture of White House. Text says “Trump administration calls for elimination of federal agency that funds libraries.”
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 17/03/2025
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 17/03/2025
Man says to another man (who is wearing MAGA gear) “Trump is lying to you.” The man in the MAGA gear says “That’s not what he says.” The caption below says “This is what we are up against.”
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 15/03/2025
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 12/03/2025
Image of Hitler sitting in a car, smiling. A man stands outside the car who is apparently a supporter of Hitler. The text says, "Adolf Hitler helping one of his biggest donors sell a car in 1938. History doesn't change it just repeats."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 12/03/2025
Screenshot of post from Alex Cole saying "If boycotting Tesla is making conservatives buy electric vehicles, I think liberals should start boycotting books next and see if MAGA accidentally discovers reading."
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 12/03/2025
The real reason Trump hates Canada. Look at how his daughter, whom he said he would like to fuck, and his wife, who he allegedly did fuck, look at Trudeau.
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Rick Horowitz @rhdefense.com · 12/03/2025
The man on the left has never had bone spurs. The man on the right hasn’t, either. He just said he did because he doesn’t have the bravery and strength of character that the man on the left does.
France’s Macron on the left; Trump on the right.
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