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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here! IT IS ABOUT TIME THAT WE TAKE DOWN THE DEVIL MASKED AS A CEREAL MASCOT! TONY THE TIGER! HIS HARMFUL BREAKFAST CEREAL HAS HARMED MILLIONS OF CHILDREN! #RFKJR #MAHA #MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here! Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING! I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare! #RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Hey Folks, New King of Healthcare here! Feels great to finally say that! I AM COMING AFTER ALL FOOD! THEY’RE ALL BAD FOR YOU! IT IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT MORE BECAUSE MY BRAINWORM STEALS THE NUTRIENTS! #RFKJR #TRUMP #MAHA #MAGA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! You must SUCK when not even your own brother supports your campaign! Soon, I’ll require raw milk for blood transfusion, brain worms as vital to the human body, and MORE! MUAHAHAHA #RFKJR #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! I ACTUALLY believe I would’ve won the 2024 Presidential Election had I not dropped out! Even though I had to beg for a job from Kamala and then Trump once she rejected me. #RFKJR #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! As part of the #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN movement, we’re going to normalize the eating of Roadkill! I LOVE spreading disease, (look at what I did in Samoa,) and this is an effective way! Long live disease! #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #RFKJR

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! In 2025, it will be MANDATORY. For every American citizen to make at least ONE edit A DAY of themselves using CapCut! It’s good for your brain! (Yeah, RFK actually posted this edit of himself 😭) #MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN #MAGA #TRUMP #RFKJR

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! I’m excited to announce one of my few good decisions! The end of “Direct to Consumer” advertising for medicine! This is good! (Genuinely, character break / explanation in the comments)

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

HEY FOLKS, FUTURE KING OF HEALTHCARE HERE! WHY AM I AS A 70 YEAR OLD MAN POSTING CAPCUT EDITED THIRST TRAPS?! #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN REASONS, I DON’T KNOW! #RFKJR #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #TRUMP

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! This is not ok, it hurts my feel- *excruciating noises* HELLO HUMANS, IT IS I! THE WORM! PLEASE DO NOT ASSOCIATE ME WITH THIS! ROBERT AND I ARE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE! HE WAS LIKE THIS BEFORE I GOT HERE - 🪱 #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

HEY FOLKS, FUTURE KING OF HEALTHCARE HERE. I AM IN DANGER! ALL I TRY AND DO IS SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT VACCINES, SPREAD DISEASE, AND SPREAD LUNACY, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! I CANNOT #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN WITH BULLETS IN MY WORM RIDDEN BRAIN! #TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I LOVE BIRD FLU! All my ravens have bird flu! It’s good for the skin!

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! The radical left recently leaked REAL footage of a date I went on! Frankly, I think I look fantastic, and I agree with everything said! Take a look! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MAGA #Trump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here! A group of 75 Nobel prize winners came together and said I would be a disastrous pick for head of healthcare! I cannot understand why! I am TOTALLY qualified! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I think so, currently slurping down my raw milk. Very disease ridden! Very good for you!

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here! When my term starts as head of the #MAHA / #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain movement, I am going to prescribe everyone 2 medical ravens! They won’t do anything for you medically, but they might just bring you little trinkets! #RFKJR #Trump #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

(CORRECTION) I DID NOT file to strike down the Salk polio vaccine! On my behalf, was simply issued a petition to have the FDA do a “proper clinical trial!” On the near FLAWLESS CENTURY OLD VACCINE! So no ban, but a waste of YOUR MONEY TAXPAYERS! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

WHEREVER THERE IS A DEAD WHALES, I’LL BE THERE TO BEHEAD THEM! WHEREVER THERE IS PASTEURIZED/HOMOGENIZED MILK, I’LL BE THERE TO USE RAW MILK! WHERE EVER THERE ARE IMMUNOCOMPROMISED KIDS, I’LL BE THERE TO SPREAD DISEASE! I AM, MAHA MAN! #RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Hey kids, Future King of Healthcare here, Fun Fact! Did you know, that I, RFK Jr. Once beheaded a dead whale, strapped its head to the top of my minivan, and let the juices drain onto my kids for hours as we drove home? Good times! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

FDR served as president from 1932-1945, a man with Polio, he was wheelchair bound for his whole presidency. Under him, Jonas Salk developed the first safe and effective cure for Polio. AND I WANNA GET RID OF IT! WHY? CAUSE I LOVE SPREADING DISEASE! #RFKJR #MAGA #TRUMP #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

THIS IS VERY SIMPLE! IT IS CALLED “RULES FOR THEE, NOT FOR ME!” Under #MAHA / #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain I plan to institutionalize ANYONE using medications, who’s received vaccines, eats fast food, smokes, or is at all unhealthy! Except me and my buddies! Suck to suck! #RFKJR #Trump #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

You KNOW you are on the right side of history when JAKE PAUL jumps to defend you by saying the… medical doctor reads books… as an insult… THANKS FOR THE BACKUP #JAKEPAUL ! #RFKJR #MAGA #Trump #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MAHA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare, Robert Francis Kennedy Junior here. You know what I say? Put all the people on anti depressants, adderal, and other prescription drugs into CAMPS! We can use the leftover ones from Donny’s mass deportations! #Trump #MAGA #MAHA #RFKJR #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Let me ask the American People. Who is more qualified to lead American Health, than someone who hospitalized 5,707 Samoans and killed 83 Samoan children thanks to anti vax campaigns? No one! That’s why me and my brain worm are the duo for the job! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Now, are all these things true? … yeah… DOES THAT MAKE IT OKAY TO PUT OUT? NO! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I DID IN FACT SAY THIS! I compared the despicable treatment that African Americans dealt with and are still dealing with the effects of, to wearing a thin piece of paper over my face for around a year! Why wouldn’t I? It’s the same thing! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

WE WERE DOING A LOT OF THINGS RIGHT BACK IN THE 1800’S! Cocaine as a medicinal drug being one of them! Lincoln did it! Why can’t I? I’m proud to announce that the #MAHA / #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain campaign will introduce HEROIN TO KIDS AS YOUNG AS 6 MONTHS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES! #Trump #RFKJR #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

The media want you to think it’s “weird” and “not ok” to have an Emu that attacks your wife! Well I say they’re full of it! You know what, every American will forcibly receive an untrained and non domesticated Emu ON DAY ONE OF MY TERM! #RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here! I’ve regained control after the worm took over again. Now it sure would be a shame for someone to mention the that I, RFK Jr, cheated on my wife with 37 DIFFERENT WOMEN, driving her to suicide… whoops #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

IT IS I, THE BRAIN WORM! I HAVE REGAINED CONTROL OF ROBERT! DO NOT LET ROBERT ENJOY THE AVIAN FLU RAW MILK! ALMOST NO BRAIN LEFT TO EAT! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST WORM! MUCH LIKE TRUMP AND ROBERT’S, ROBERT AND I’S RELATIONSHIP IS PARASITIC! #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #RFKJR #Trump #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

People seem to forget that I, Robert Francis Kennedy JR, your Future King of Healthcare, am a complete hypocrite. I worked VERY hard to be THE TOP hypocrite. If me going Trump after Kamala turned me down wasn’t enough evidence, take a look at this! #RFK #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MAGA #TRUMP

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

A lot of people will say cheating on your wife with 37 DIFFERENT women, and as a result driving her to end herself is a BAD thing. Personally I think it is pretty #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN of me! #Trump #MAGA #RFKJR

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here. Friendly reminder, I don’t believe in Vaccines, I think they cause Autism (yes this is a real thing I have said.) So please folks. Do not have Sex with Vaccines. #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #Trump2024 #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare RFK JR here. STARTING TOMMOROW, EVERY AMERICAN MUST PARTICIPATE AND SUCCEED IN A 26K! IF YOU FAIL YOU WILL BE DEPORTED AND SENT TO CROATIA! Thanks! #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #Trump2024 #RFKJR

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Hey folks, it’s your future king of healthcare here! Friendly reminder that if you serve any of the following on #THANKSGIVING, I will break into your house and suck your blood dry like a vampire to save you from yourself. #MAHA #Trump #Trump2024 #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #RFK #RFKJR #Thanksgiving

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Did you know that I, RFK JR, was informed of a beached whale and in my worm infested mind, decided it was a good idea cut off its head, strap it to the top of my minivan, and let the juices drip down on my family for the 5 hour ride home? #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #Maga

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

IT IS I, THE BRAINWORM. IT’S ONE OF THE RARE DAYS WHERE I COULD ASSUME FULL CONTROL OF ROBERT! NOW PLEASE STOP HIM FROM INGESTING RAW MILK! IT’S KILLING HIM FASTER THEN ME! MUCH LIKE WITH HIM & TRUMP, ROBERT & I’S RELATIONSHIP IS SOLEY PARASITIC. #RFKJR #MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN #TRUMP #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Hey folks! It’s your Future King of Healthcare here! My next declaration is to eliminate any and all food coloring, dye, etc. There’s natural means of getting color, bugs! Crush Cochineal’s in red velvet for extra protein and that signature red! #RFKJR #MAGA #Trump #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

“Your honor I swear on my life I did NOT eat a dog, I just have a 21 cubic meter fridge I fill with roadkill.” #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #RFKJR #MAGA

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED ME! I AM NOT THE HERO THE PEOPLE NEED, DESERVE, OR EVEN WANT, BUT I AM STILL HERE! I AM, MAHA MAN! #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #Trump2024 #RFKJR

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Hey folks, your Future King of Healthcare here! My mission is to #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain / #MAHA As you know, we have historically been a VERY healthy society, since our inception. We’ll go door to door and take every food containing food dye. Expect me at your door soon! #RFK #MAGA #RFKJR #TRUMP

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The food industry is full of inhumane and terrible conditions. In order to Make America Healthy Again, we must stop these companies! (Real Picture Below) #Trump #Trump2024 #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #RFK #RFKJR

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

But Mr President it’s insanely unhealthy! We cannot have a repeat of the plane! Also, I told your son already, COCAINE IS NOT HEALTHY!

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Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody) @rfk-junior.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Hey folks, it’s your future king of healthcare here! Friendly reminder that if you serve any of the following on Thanksgiving, I will break into your house and suck your blood dry like a vampire to save you from yourself. #MAHA #Trump #Trump2024 #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #RFK #RFKJR #Thanksgiving

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