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if he wanted me to do that, why did he eat the asparagus?

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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 7h
lower court says it's ok to investigate. supreme court says not so fast
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ball was ob. not controversial
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lawrence, white, long blonde haired, blue eyed, horse faced jesus
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
he loves him some audioslave
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ass spelunking takes talent
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
there are support groups for this
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
turley
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
heads on swivels play your game short shifts, 30-40 seconds oh, wait, that's hockey eh. same rules apply
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
for sure. every place has pockets. i just find maryland to have the hickiest. can't say much for delaware, though. only been to wilmington
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i would agree on maryland
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i like ho-chewel
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
don't trust your soul to no non-strike throwin' reliever
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bad hair. bad beard. bad glove. pure goofer
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is this how i become a top g?
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sit criss-cross applesauce more. i hear that helps
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
don't. i have ascended. you will follow me into the fields of sourdough toast glory when you are ready
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my unpopular american opinion is that biscuits kinda suck. it's a texture issue for me. they turn into peanut butter in your mouth. a delicious gravy can't make up for that.
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think the hurricane thing annoys me the most. or, that gutfeld's opening monologue was essentially the same shit but focused on electoral victories in south america. coordinated hammering of a point. except there isn't a point, it's just smelling salts for psychopaths.
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this was gutfeld's opening monologue
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
elton was my favorite lover
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it also gives you benzos like a pez dispenser
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you cut to the core of me, vlaxter
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we want bystedt
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
whose to know?
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and under 30 minutes, of course
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
as long as it's hot 'n' fresh, it's soundly legal
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that's boring as hell
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bummer
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
where was the tattoo?
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the first two were assigned readin' for me. a librarian said we wouldn't understand a lot of the humor. an irish kid being the explosives expert is pretty funny
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fair. but she's the right's darling. she reaches the target audience of fan duelers & slytherlings
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if the crowd around him cheers for something he said louder than he anticipated, that will become his new position.
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i blame sydney sweeney
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
some serious "bruh..." shit
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what's your chromium & nickel content?
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
she's just doodlin'
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ernest scared stupid
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm literally shaking
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cinnamon toast crunch, and i'll listen
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
go laila edwards and the san jose tbd
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
makes you wonder if they're doing detainee crash dummy olympics at the holding facilities
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no british bastard can make say coriander instead of cilantro. this is my number one foreign policy issue
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
erika kirk will be sleeping in it
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i can't think of a place where a knife would be more necessary
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this article would spend 5 out of 20 paragraphs on hasan
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fair enough
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she's a sierra nevada girl
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ketchup is chinese, too
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
swiggity swooty
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RexFeral @rexferal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
from the rooftop. ty, erin.
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