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Evan

@revrevvinev.bsky.social
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Saga of a desperate southern gentleman. There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto. Cat dad, but y'all don't understand how much I love dogs...

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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 14h
He’s definitely holding court
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 17h
Saturdays are cat pillow fort days in this house.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve been putting off watching Coraline cause I didn’t wanna watch it too early in the month. But I think it may be time.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I use it here and there, almost entirely for research purposes. But I do my best to keep it as infrequent as possible. And I *never* use it just for fun, cause I’m bored or whatever.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Exactly my reaction when they start saying AI’s “solved” chess, or humor, or music
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, did y’all hear AI solved what happens in a meadow at dusk?!
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gonna start calling my bike the glute drive machine
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wish my everyday life wasn’t so demoralizing. I need a lucky break to turn the tide. A bucket of fish, as I call it.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s huge!! Congrats!! The first year, for me at least, was by FAR the hardest! Year two was rewarding as could be!
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s bad! Too early for all that!
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read journal entries from bdays in my 20s, I read one from literally the darkest month of my entire life in 2018, I read entries that were unknowingly foretelling future events... I didn't realize I had this many journal entries from so far back. There was even a short story I wrote about Mary's.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just spent the last 1.5hrs reading old journal entries from as far back as 2014. This day last year, I went with my ex to put her cat down. This day 3yrs ago, it was the first day another ex told me they loved me. This day 4yrs ago, I was in the Quarter giving tours and it was a fucking wild night.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve had a new neighbor for a couple months. He wakes up an hour before me, and coughs his ass off and dry heaves for fifteen minutes, then he hocks loogies right outside my door as he leaves.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Five years ago today, I narrowly avoided a DUI at a checkpoint on Tchoup at Louisiana. Ten days later, I quit drinking, and my life changed.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In that case, my close second was Eads vs Humphreys over how to manage the Miss river
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’d do Sam Zemurray.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Probably try to charge you for a wooden spoon to bite down on, too
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely *infuriating* day at work. Trying to keep my head down and my chin up, but morale is low, dear reader.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That may be true, but it also feels like a deep concern for them having to live in such an angry, hostile world.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why do genuine, kind, soft-spoken people make me feel like I could burst into tears…
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let me also stress, since this came up last time, if you’re medically/physically/etc unable to bring the cart back, I almost don’t care what you do with the cart. You’re excepted.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Crazy how people love to pat themselves on the back for bringing the buggy back at the grocery store, and then the buggy corral in the parking lot looks like a demolition derby. This putting-away-the-buggy litmus test of worth is the barest minimum, and y’all wear it like a medal
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just cannot tell y’all how much I love this bike. It’s a fucking lucid dream of a bike.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sometimes I look at the firm’s outgoing mail, just to see if it’s going anywhere I’d rather be. Today we had a letter going to Shrimp Rd in Key West. Sounds like somewhere I’d rather be.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Last night in a dream, it dawned on me people who work at body shops should be called dentists.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Internet’s doing the weirdest thing… On my PC, some sites load, others don’t. And I can stream half the services, but not others. On my phone, web browsers load but apps don’t. Speedtest websites say they can’t connect. I’ve rebooted the router twice, and restarted devices.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think I actually have a DVD copy, too!
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wonder Boys is a sleeper of a film with an all-star cast. Hard for me to believe how few people have seen it, or that it's already 26 years old. A rare instance of the movie being better than the book, in my opinion. Free on Kanopy.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s livin
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Someone on a dating app listed their relationship style as ‘casual till comfortable’, and damn if that isn’t a good name for a yacht rock album
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’ve been drowning in apathy for like two weeks now. Sick of it. All I ever want to do is go home.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Woah, Florida?!
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh. My bad. I somehow mixed it up with meteorological seasons when I 1st googled it. I thought it said today was the last day of winter.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That in the southern hemisphere, the seasons change on different dates.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
TIL
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I used to think “awry” was pronounced “aww-ree” when I saw it written. I knew “uh-rye”, but only from speech. I didn’t realize they were the same word.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t know what’s gotten into him! He’s a lot calmer today, but still going wild in short bursts.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Here’s a recent one! I need to take more… It’s been a couple days, ha
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This cat’s been fucking *insane* for like five days now, and it’s beginning to rub off. He’s breaking all the rules, and acting like some crazed feral cat I coaxed inside. It’s wearing me OUT. Internet says 1yr old is equal to 15yrs in human years, and honestly, that tracks.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I like Mac DeMarco because he reminds me of so many of the Shreveport musician friends I would drink 40s with in the middle of a weekday in their grungy houses in sketchy neighborhoods (affectionate)
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dammit, man, Tim Curry, too??
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Once as a little kid, waiting with my dad in the checkout line at the grocery store, I tapped him on the leg and pointed to a magazine on the rack, and said, ‘THAT is a beautiful woman!’ It was Dolly.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like I can’t *not* say something about Dolly, but also like I’m not good enough with words to do her the justice she deserves. What a pure soul. I’ve heard the only reason she wasn’t a billionaire is because she gave so much away.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Man, did I wake up today with just an overwhelming sense of apathy and dissatisfaction.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He’s doing well! Turns one in a week and a half
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
These are a day or two old!
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Somethin I’ve learned in the past 8mo. People will go on and on and on about their cats. They don’t really wanna hear you talk about yours, though.
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I thought it was mud, and stuck my finger in it ☹️
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Rode my bike in the rain last night. Spent 45mins this morning cleaning off the mud, grit, sand, brake gunk, etc. Took it out for a ride after. Immediately rolled in a mammoth heap of dogshit. 🙃
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Evan @revrevvinev.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They’re dreamy, and surreal, and colorful!
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