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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 39m
Sorry I said your band Has three riffs but about twelve T-shirt designs, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 2h
Might fuck around and Retreat from stale ideas Of greed and hatred
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 6h
This coffee tastes like “Girls, Girls, Girls” if Sung by Paul Lynde, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 8h
“Life is a simple matter. We’re just doing what we’re doing. But we add extra tension all the time. If you stop and feel your face, you’ll notice it’s usually a little bit tight. We don’t need that tension. We have a face; we don’t need to have an extra face.”—Charlotte Joko Beck
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 19h
When Tom Petty was All, like, “Don’t do me like that”? I felt that shit, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 22h
Dude, let’s take a look At our mental state on a Monday afternoon
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry I asked your Mom to “get baked and listen To dungeon synth,” dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Might fuck around and Observe that we are ruled By idiots, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This coffee tastes like “Lay Lady Lay” if sung by Morey Amsterdam
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“When someone harms you, see that person as a kind teacher showing you the path to liberation. Never hope for revenge. Even if you managed to overpower everyone your anger would only grow stronger. The only really intolerable enemy is hatred itself.” — Dilgo Khyentse Rinpoche
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might fuck around and Listen to an album that’s Mesmerizing, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Wisdom does accumulate—not in a linear arithmetic progression but in a complex, dynamic system. Each understanding sheds light upon the others in an interactive living process.” — Nina Wise
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ever get real high And listen to Prefab Sprout? No, dude — me neither
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When the weather is Cool and the walk is long? Now that’s what’s up, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Intense times call for intense practice. But in the world, intensity does not mean straining or pushing; rather, it is a willingness to begin fresh.” — Bonnie Myotai Treace
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dude, let it be known That the ancient zen masters Didn’t fuck around
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyone happen To have a joint the size of A Charleston Chew?
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This coffee tastes like Sid Vicious starting a band With Walter Mondale
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Reminding myself that life is not personal, permanent, or perfect has kept me from falling into sinkholes of despair and destroying rooms with rage. It invites me to pause and turn inward.” — Ruth King
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Might fuck around and Live like an angel and then Die like a devil
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting unconfirmed Reports Josie’s vacation Is far away, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Metal as hell to Stay home Friday, listening To Venom records
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Might fuck around and Find that I am constantly Annoyed by things, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This coffee tastes like Hearing Jerry Lewis sing “Psycho Killer,” dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“On the opposite side of every front, there is a back; on the opposite side of every back, there is a front. One cannot exist without the other. Yet human beings invariably tend to see only the front and to assume that this is all that exists.” —Masahiro Mori
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You’ll be surprised to Hear that I’ve read another Book about Zen, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Might fuck around and Suggest we use insight to Refine our minds, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude, sorry I asked Your mom to come over for “‘Lucifuge’ and chill”
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might fuck around and Keep thinking the world could Be otherwise, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This coffee tastes like “Shock the Monkey” covered by Johnny Weissmuller
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“May our good qualities—those that we are developing and those that are well established—protect us. May they be our contribution to the world.” — Pascal Auclair
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might fuck around and Relax with Immolation’s Debut album, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude, let it be known That the ancient zen masters Didn’t fuck around
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s that time of year — Time to eat my body’s weight In candy corn, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Might fuck around and Continue to oppose the Warmongers in charge
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This coffee tastes like “The Cowardly Lion” if Played by James Hetfield
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“We take refuge over and over again. We make progress, we slip backwards and sideways, we get distracted, we get discouraged, we get elated, and we begin again.” — Beth Roth
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ever get high and Listen to Tangerine Dream? No, dude—me neither
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dude, time to check out Our mental state after a Monday afternoon
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dude, one more cup of Coffee and I’ll be ready For some more coffee
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Might fuck around and Exist within the folds of Both space and time, dude
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This coffee tastes like Mick Jagger and Mick Foley Singing “Start Me Up”
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Wisdom, which helps us make reasonably good life choices, enabling us to live reasonably good lives, can’t be secret or esoteric. It must reside in what is common and ordinary; otherwise, what hope would any of us have of living well?” — Rafe Martin
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dude, if you don’t like Nigerian rock and roll? Leave my living room
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Most of our suffering comes from habitual thinking. If we try to stop it out of aversion to thinking, we can’t; we just go on and on and on. So the important thing is not to get rid of thought but to understand it.” — Ajahn Sumedho
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dude, might need a blunt Longer than the director’s Cut of “Solaris”
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some men would rather Wear death metal longsleeves than Go to therapy
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Regardless of how far we think we’ve strayed or how many times we’ve fallen on the ground, in each and every moment we have the opportunity to use that same ground to stand.” — Vanessa Zuisei Goddard
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Metal as hell to Stay home on Friday, reading About the dharma
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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Might fuck around and Try to eat my body weight In pizza tonight
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